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New telephone game!

For those just joining us, the rules are simple: change one word in the following sentence and repost. After 100 posts (that's right, we're aiming high this time around), we compare first and last sentences. Hilarity ensues.

So without further ado...

“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

Juuuust kidding. Let's pick on Wordpress in honor of their recent massive pwnage:

"I would say deleting the file is good, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an upgrade."

(That turned out to be wrong, btw. Big time.)

"I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an upgrade."

I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation

I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this dildo in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation

I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation

I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation

I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you manage to delete the file during an ejaculation.

I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to delete the file during an ejaculation.

I would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to delete the file during an ejaculation.

I would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an ejaculation.

Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an ejaculation.

Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an ejaculation.

Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an evacuation.

Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an evacuation.

Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an evacuation.

Republicans don't say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an evacuation.

Demoncrats don't say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an evacuation. :D

Demoncrats don't say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an evacuation.

Demoncrats don't say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia.

Demoncrats don't say fellating the foreskin feels bad, but after you put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia

Demoncrats don't say fellating the banana feels bad, but after you put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia

Demoncrats don't say fellating the banana feels bad, but after you put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia

Demoncrats don't say fellating peeled banana feels bad, but after you put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia

Demoncrats don't say fellating peeled banana feels bad, but after we put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia

Demoncrats don't say fellating peeled banana feels bad, but after we put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even after you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia

Demoncrats don't say that peeled banana feels bad, but after we put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even after you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia

Demoncrats don't say that peeled banana feels bad, but after we put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even after you masturbate to engorge the Clintons during an asphyxiophilia

Demoncrats don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even after you masturbate to engorge the Clintons during an asphyxiophilia

Demoncrats don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we pull this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even after you masturbate to engorge the Clintons during an asphyxiophilia

Demoncrats don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we pull this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted criminals after you masturbate to engorge the Clintons during an asphyxiophilia

Demoncrats don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we pull this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted criminals after you masturbate to engorge the Clintons during an exhibition.

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we pull this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted criminals after you masturbate to engorge the Clintons during an exhibition.

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we pull this rhinoceros in your ass hole you will be convicted criminals after you masturbate to engorge the Clintons during an exhibition.

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we pull this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convicted criminals after you masturbate to engorge the Clintons during an exhibition.

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we pull this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convicted criminals after you fail to engorge the Clintons during an exhibition.

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convicted criminals after you fail to inform the Clintons during an exhibition.

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced criminals after you fail to inform the Clintons during an exhibition.

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced criminals after you try to inform the Clintons during an exhibition.

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely after you try to inform the Clintons during an exhibition.

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if you try to inform the Clintons during an exhibition.

slowpoke! ;)

fixed

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if you try to inform the Clintons during the exhibition.

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if you try to inform the P-Funk during the exhibition.

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if you try to ream the P-Funk during the exhibition.

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if they try to ream the P-Funk during the exhibition.

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel.

[jumping in] I had to look back to see who brought in P-funk! Way to go Pie! :) [jumping out]

To go with the Clinton, natch. :rainfro:

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels squishy, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel.

HappyMonkey don't admit that peeled banana feels squishy, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel.

HappyMonkey don't admit that peeled banana feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel.

HappyMonkey don't admit that peeled banana feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced even if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel.

HappyMonkey don't admit that peeled bologna feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced even if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel

HappyMonkey doesn't admit that peeled bologna feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced even if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel

AHEM. 50 posts. Game over. Final sentence:

Discuss.

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Howsabout "WordPress Sucks". That about covers it.

its a game to 100 this time

HappyMonkey doesn't admit that peeled bologna feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced even if they try to ream the fella during the fashizzel