I'm a lunatic!
 

Woke up thirsty last night at about 2:30. Decided to go downstairs and get some juice.

Then decided to sit outside on my balcony in the light of the full moon drinking it.

In the buff.

Risky behavior? Mebbe. But then, what can you expect from a looney?

Soul mate.

:p

Only risky if the mossies find you :eek:

Or if you sit on a spider. You weren't sitting on a tuffet, were you?

lounge chair. What are mossies?

Ah. Then you only have to worry about lounge lizards.

Rookie.

So this is your first time? I ususally take a buff moonlight stroll with my juice.

And my ocelot.

well, I didn't mention the time I had actual intercourse out there. No full moon that night, though.

(howls!)

don't say, 'had actual intercourse'


say anything else

Anything else?

Fucked hard core like a fat kid who loves cake and your fat 3rd grade teacher.

anything else

Not to go G rated but, we fenced under that moon last night.

Had wild monkey sex?

Now you're talking! :thumb:

re: all the accolades from the guys.

sheesh do all old(er) guys walk around in the buff? My last old bf walked around nakid too. I'm old and still learning!




Does this mean you were actually WITH someone? :blush:

because to have actual sex I guess you have to have an actual person. hehe lol :p

uh . . . you DON'T walk around naked?

Not at this time. :)

one of the perks of living alone, I suppose

and yes, it was WILD MONKEY SEX. With another person! A human male, even.

I can't have wild monkey sex anymore unless I love him. Something bad is happening to me.

Sorry to hear it Sky. Care to share. Hope it gets better for you.

Mossies is skeeters.

Slap!

It was tounge in cheek. Sarcasm. A joke. get it?

ahh nevermind.

TF and I stand on her deck in the raw on occasion late at night. The direct sight lines from the houses behind her are obstructed completely by trees, and the neighbors on either side aren't night owls.