Monkeys on the Phone
 

Anyone ever play this game in elementary school?

I'll start with a sentence. You repost the sentence, but change one word when you do. After 50 posts, we compare the first and last sentences to see how far off course the message is.

Without further ado, the sentence is:

Some say there were actually thirteen apostles, but I'm not convinced there were any at all.

Some say there were actually thirteen apostles, but I'm not convinced there were any at work.

Some say there was actually thirteen apostles, but I'm not convinced there were any at work.

Some think there was actually thirteen apostles, but I'm not convinced there were any at work.

Some think there was actually thirteen apostles, but I'm not convinced there are any at work.

Some think there was actually hang-gliding apostles, but I'm not convinced there are any at work.

Some think there was actually hang-gliding apostles, but I'm not convinced there are Gentiles at work.

Nuns think there was actually hang-gliding apostles, but I'm not convinced there are Gentiles at work.

Nuns think there was actually hang-gliding apostles, but I'm not convinced there are gentiles at play.

Nuns think there was actually hang-dogging apostles, but I'm not convinced there are gentiles at play.

Nuns think there was actually hang-dogging apostles, but I'm not convinced there are genitals at play.

Nuns think there was actually hang-dogging assholes, but I'm not convinced there are genitals at play.

Nuns think there was naked hang-dogging assholes, but I'm not convinced there are genitals at play.

Nuns wish there was naked hang-dogging assholes, but I'm not convinced there are genitals at play.

Nuns think they was naked hang-dogging assholes, but I'm not convinced there are genitals at play.

Nuns think they was naked dogging* assholes, but I'm not convinced there are genitals at play.


*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging_(sexual_slang)

Nuns think they was naked dogging* assholes, but I'm not convinced there are genitals for play.

(is the a rule 34a that states no matter what the word game, if it's on the internet there will be buttsecks at some point?)

(don;t know bout the net, but it was a fair bet the cellar would take it nsfw)

Nuns think they was naked dogging* assholes, but I'm not convinced there are genitals for pay.

Nuns think they was naked dogging* assholes, but I'm not convinced there are genitals for sale.

(zen jumped jinx's change)
Nuns wish they was naked dogging* assholes, but I'm not convinced there are genitals for pay.

Nuns wish they was naked donging assholes, but I'm not convinced there are genitals for pay.

(back to proper grammar!)

Nuns wish they were naked donging assholes, but I'm not convinced there are genitals for pay.

Nuns wish they were naked donging assholes, but they're not convinced there are genitals for pay.

Nuns wish they were naked donging assholes, but they're totally convinced there are genitals for pay.

Whores wish they were naked donging assholes, but they're totally convinced there are genitals for pay.

Whores wish they had naked donging assholes, but they're totally convinced there are genitals for pay.

Whores wish they had naked donging assholes, but I'm totally convinced there are genitals for pay.

Whores wish they had naked donging assholes, but I'm totally happy there are genitals for pay.

Whores wish they had multiple donging assholes, but I'm totally happy there are genitals for pay.

Whores wish they had multiple donging orgasms, but I'm totally happy there are genitals for pay.

Whores wish they had free donging orgasms, but I'm totally happy there are genitals for pay.

Whores wish they had free donging orgasms, but I'm totally happy there are genitals for Pat.

Whores wish they had free donging orgasms, but I'm totally happy there are genitals like Pat.

Whores wish they had free donging orgasms, but I'm totally happy there are generals like Pat.

Whores wish they had free donging orgasms, but I'm totally happy there are generals like Patton.

Whores wish they had free donging healthcare, but I'm totally happy there are generals like Patton

Wackos wish they had free donging healthcare, but I'm totally happy there are generals like Patton.



;)

Wackos wish they had free universal healthcare, but I'm totally happy there are generals like Patton.

Wackos wish they had free universal healthcare, but I'm totally happy there are nurses like Patton.

Wackos wish they had free universal healthcare, but I'm totally happy there are nurses like Merc.

Wackos wish they had free universal spam, but I'm totally happy there are nurses like Merc

Wackos wish they had free universal healthcare, but I'm totally happy there are referees like Merc.

(too slow :p)

Wackos wish they had free universal spam, but I'm totally worried there are nurses like Merc

Wackos wish they had free universal spam, but I'm totally worried there are meat-heads like Merc

Wackos wish they had free universal spam, but I'm totally awed there are meat-heads like Merc

Wackos wish they had costly universal spam, but I'm totally awed there are meat-heads like Merc

Wackos wish they had costly fried spam, but I'm totally awed there are meat-heads like Merc.

Wackos wish they had costly fried spam, but I'm totally awed there are meat-heads like classicman

The end.

Discuss.

I notice that "but" and "there" are the only two words to remain unchanged. "I'm" appears to have not been changed, but it did a brief stint as "they're."

:( Beyotch! :)

Well, ya pissed me off!

Shesh - thats what happens when you think what I meant was meant for what you think I thought about your thoughts when it wasn't what I meant. . . I think

What do you mean? :lol:

I got ya!

disclaimer: yes, me and classic fight like a cat and a dog, but we're OK with that, aren't we old buddy old pal? ;)

I love meat. I am not sure Spam qualifies.

Yup. We agree to disagree on some things and we (usually) don't let it get too out of hand.

It's very hard to alter the grammatical structure of a sentence when you're only changing one word at a time

What amazes me is that, whilst it went very naughty for a while, it didn't end up as nsfw. Frankly that has shocked me. I'd have laid real money on it ending up at least vaguely pornographic knowing what we tend to be like as a group.