Take a Picture Thru Your Hole
 

Your peephole, that is. I was goofing off one day and decided to try taking a pic thru my peephole. I had to tell my camera to use the flash to get a somewhat proper pic. Of course, the flash did not go thru the hole, it was sorta blocked by the solid oak door.

What's outside your peephole?

I don't have one. I thought only hotel rooms and apartments had them.

I thought you meant the holes in my ears.

Kinda tricky to get the camera angle right.

I don't have a peephole.

Peephole, people who need peephole...

no singing! aaaah!

Critics.

So, seriously, you just open your door for anybody? Dude. The peephole is like Caller ID in real life (where people can stab you in the face and burn your house down).

That was YOU stabbing me in the face??

I attached a telescope to my peephole. Now I can see who it is while they're still two blocks away.

[Steven Wright, of course].

What do you take me for, some kind of door whore? I figure, if you don't have a key you can just fuck right off. I don't answer the phone either.

And my front door has 2 big windows in it.

sigh...

Here. now hush....


(stupid hole is too high for me to see out of without standing on something, so first time i've seen out of it!)

Keyboard warning! :p

...because you figure if you can't communicate telepathically you can just fuck right off?


;)

Obviously.
And I hate the phone and don't want to talk to my mother.

So that's what that fuckin thing is......

Jesus, Capn, she gave birth to you, have a little respect.

snort

.....takes a moment to show respect.....

.....goes right back to wicked ways.....

Is that a lemur on your porch?

When u see it, you'll shit bricks!

Yup. Had to duct-tape the bugger in place.

Nice idea but mine would only show another door. There is this odd lever around the peep hole that one is suppose to say 'who's there' through the door? I guess that is what it is for. I don't even know which way is open or closed. lol
I never use it of course. It seems silly. I just play with it and wonder what it is.


Anyway, Nice shots so far. They look pretty good too.I am waiting for more. :)

Just don't try to take a picture through your peehole.

Sorry, no peephole here, double-glazed front door - Monster will translate if necessary.
But I might try a shot through the letterbox for you (again, Monnie?)

A letterbox... Man, how cool would it be to actually get your mail delivered through your door? First they said they weren't going to go all the way up the walkway anymore, and they put everyone's mailbox down by the street. Now every new development has central banks of mailboxes at least a block or two away from your house. Soon the only option will be a post office box two miles away.

We have a mail slot in our door. When we bought our house, there was a mailbox on the porch. We ripped it out, and put a note up asking the carrier to drop the mail in the door slot instead. That was a dozen years ago. We have had a couple new carriers since then, and each time, the new carrier is trained by the old to put the mail in our slot. We don't hold our mail unless we'll be out of town for a long time and a package might come. It just piles up on the floor inside our door. It's always a little exciting when you open the door and have trouble swinging it all the way open because the pile on the floor is so large. There's got to be at least some good crap in there then.

Some of the old neighborhoods round here have mailslots/letter boxes and the carriers/posties will put the mail through them, but we have a box in a central bank at the end of the neighborhood :( I hate it

I have to walk across a busy 5 lane highway to get my mail. The carrier has already been rear-ended twice and the USPS still refuses to acknowledge that there's a problem.

You must REALLY like your mail carrier! :eek:

I find 5 lane highways quite erotic. I refuse to front end her because of the number of stamps it would take to cover her face. Stamps are rather pricey these days.
And don't suggest a bag over her head, either. With her being claustrophobic it's completely out of the question.

So, on a 5 lane highway...what's the extra lane for? You got two going one way, two going the other way, and a 5th for rear-ending? :confused:

Suicide Lane

Is it like a turning lane?

yup

Ohhhh, yeah I wouldn't want to walk across a road like that either! Yikes!

Heh heh...I know what it is, and I still play with it! :jagoff:

Wouldn't she just push back?

It's all porchy!

And green