Closing Lies
 

"I'll call you."

snork.

It's not you, it's me.

"it was the best ever"

I didn't know she was your sister.

it's been great working for you

I have no idea how that got there.

I was just holding it for a friend.

It's perfectly safe

You go first, I'll be right behind you

I swear, she told me she was 18.

She said I could...

Of course I did it, but my hard drive crashed and I lost it all and my backups were stolen by Aliens obeying Elvis.

Keep in touch!

The dog ate my homework,[presentation, phone bill] :D

I've been busy...

no it is OK I'm not mad

In my experience that's more of an opening lie... to be followed by several others...

If you have any more issues, please call back.

Hope you have a good day.

I swear I was just cleaning it and it went off.

That's it, I'm leaving, i'm done with the cellar and I'm NEVER COMING BACK!!11!1!11!!!11!1

Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. (Turns out it's nine months.)

We'll miss you.


:p

The excuse every teenage boy uses when his mother catches him jerking off in the shower.

"Hold my beer! Watch this!"

How is that a lie? Is it not beer? Maybe it's really some highly explosive liquid?

"It's perfectly safe, watch..."

:eyebrow:

great minds think alike??? sorry missed it.

hehe

It's not a lie at all. I misread the thread title, and added an "n" to "lies".

As you were.

ah, that would be because it's a clone of a thread by that name. :lol:

Occam would suggest the reason is merely my inattention.

"Sleep well, my darling. I promise not to chop you into tiny bits while you sleep."

I'M NOT FUCKING BATSHIT INSANE!!111!!!!11111111

We just don't have as much in common anymore. Divergent goals........

I really think you should visit the doctor.

Oh, um yes, I see the work you did on this! Let's talk next week.

I'll have my people call your people.

I will call you right back

A thread by any other name would still smell as sweet. :D

btw, mon, you got it, girl!

is it cureable? Contageous?

No. Yes.

Batshit crazy IS catching, you know. :rolleyes:

oh yes.