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DucksNuts 08-24-2009 06:08 AM

The duck is flying north for the winter....
 
That's right, I'm a coming to Vegas, baby, vegas!!

There will be 4 of us Aussie chicks hitting the strip in September, oh my gawd, it's gonna be wild. I may get aredted, maybe even married :)

xoxoxoBruce 08-24-2009 11:01 AM

OMG! Vegas will never be the same. :lol2:

SteveDallas 08-24-2009 11:49 AM

Remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas . . .

. . . unless it's sensational enough to make the evening news!!

lookout123 08-24-2009 12:29 PM

well, not everything stays in vegas... unless you create a great explanation when visiting your doctor.

casimendocina 08-24-2009 09:43 PM

Can we incorporate the 'himbo' into this thread?

ZenGum 08-25-2009 12:49 AM

Actually, wasn't there some talk in the train Wreck thread about meeting up with The Yank Who Broke Your Heart, in Vegas?

Not that I am stalking you, Ducks.

xoxoxoBruce 08-25-2009 01:32 AM

That's why she's taking three friends... to tie him up and superglue his dick to his leg. ;)

DucksNuts 08-25-2009 04:47 AM

Now now Bruce, you know Im not that kinda girl.

I'm much more likely to chop his dick off and throw it out the window :)

Yes Zen, there was talk of that, but as it's been *off* again for ages, I turned my shag-a-lot trip with the yank, to a girls party trip. (which may end up with lots of shaggin')

Casi - do you want me to take a pic of him with his shirt off?? He'd be totally willing.

Speaking of the Himbo...today I was talking to him and one of the other managers, Himbo was standing opposite my desk, we were supposed to be having a really serious conversation (well OK, I was talking, he was sposed to be paying attention)...and the next minute he has his arms crossed and is looking down his shirt....Im like "WTF are doing? Did you lose something down there?"...he looks at me with a *duh* expression and then goes.."Ohhh, I was just looking at my chest, I had it waxed and was checking for ingrown hairs".

Man, he makes me want to run a bath.

xoxoxoBruce 08-25-2009 10:55 AM

Looking down his own shirt when he could have been looking down yours? What a sick bastard. :eyebrow:

DucksNuts 08-26-2009 06:07 AM

Maybe he doesnt like big boobs either, Bruce :p

xoxoxoBruce 08-26-2009 10:53 AM

:lol2:

DucksNuts 09-19-2009 04:33 AM

Soooo, this time next week I will be in vegas and man I hope its ready for an aussie invasion.

The girls I'm going with..

....the ultimate blonde bimbo, she's dumb, she has huge knockers, she snorts when she laughs.We once got kicked out of a male strip club for getting past security and getting backstage and seeing all the dudes naked.

.... the mild mannered accountant, well, mild mannered by day! She once was caught by an entire restaurant giving a guy head outside on the kids train. How was she caught? it was a full glass wall and the outside lighting kicked on. She'd met the guy 30 mins earlier.

....the sensible one, pretty well says it all. She's the worrier who tries to keep us in line but fails everytime. The only time I managed to get her tipsy, we both got evicted from a pub for going all coyote-ugly on its arse.

.... Me!! I've gotten the four of us kicked out of a lovely pub because we were dancing and I lifted the bimbo's dress up above her ears. This was about 3pm in between the wedding and the reception starting. The publican asked us to leave as it was a *family* pub. Fair enough too.

Sundae 09-19-2009 05:58 AM

Take your cameras, your dictaphones, your DVD recorders etc etc.
If we don't get evidence, it didn't happen. Although you might rely on that later...

wolf 09-19-2009 08:18 AM

There is a saying here. OKay, not really a saying, I think it's just advertising, but ...

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

Modern digital technology does make this more difficult.

richlevy 09-19-2009 09:16 AM

Darn. We were at the timeshare in Vegas earlier this year. Where will you be staying? The Flamingo has the 2nd best pool in Vegas and what might be the #1 party pool. The last time we stayed there (at the timeshare in back) the pool looked like one of those college vacation movies.

Save some money. Go to Restaurant.com and buy up gift certificates which are really more like coupons. They cover 169 restaurants in or near Vegas. Get the discount code to knock %50-80 off. It's like printing money. I can PM the most recent code to you. Of the restaurants that we tried, I recommend Hash-House-A-Go-Go for breakfast and dinner.

My Vegas travel links.

http://www.lasvegas-nv.com/las-vegas-coupons.htm
http://www.lvmonorail.com/
http://www.igoshows.com/
http://www.lakemeadcruises.com/desertprincess.html
http://www.virtualtourist.com/travel...Las_Vegas.html
http://www.visitlasvegas.com/vegas/index.jsp
http://www.lasvegasconcierge.com/

Undertoad 09-19-2009 09:22 AM

These guys are in town

richlevy 09-19-2009 09:40 AM

Oh yeah, and if you're not bothered by topless chicks, check out Bite. Awesome music and acrobats. The audience was coed since the show also included a hot male uber vampire.

You can get 1/2 price tickets to many daily shows (and some buffets and headliners) by standing in line at tix4tonight kiosks.

Vegas is weird with tickets. It's a lot like airline seats. Depending on whether you went to a discounter, bought directly from the hotel, or used a ticket broker, you could pay $25, $50, or $80 for the same seats.

plthijinx 09-19-2009 06:08 PM

i love vegas! i've never had a bad time there.

except for that time that, oh, never mind. that stayed there!

DucksNuts 09-19-2009 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 595800)
Oh yeah, and if you're not bothered by topless chicks, check out Bite. Awesome music and acrobats. The audience was coed since the show also included a hot male uber vampire.

You can get 1/2 price tickets to many daily shows (and some buffets and headliners) by standing in line at tix4tonight kiosks.

Vegas is weird with tickets. It's a lot like airline seats. Depending on whether you went to a discounter, bought directly from the hotel, or used a ticket broker, you could pay $25, $50, or $80 for the same seats.

Ha, we could end up topless with the other chicks. I'm there if there is a hot male vampire.

SteveDallas 09-19-2009 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 595748)
.... Me!! I've gotten the four of us kicked out of a lovely pub because we were dancing and I lifted the bimbo's dress up above her ears.

Pics or it didn't happen! :angel:

xoxoxoBruce 09-20-2009 10:24 PM

All kinds of fun stuff happens in Vegas...

Tortilla Industry Association – Annual Convention & Expo
World of Concrete Expo
Nancy Drew Sleuths Annual Convention
Limousine & Chauffeured Transportation (LCT) Annual Show
American Management Association – Management for Administrative Professionals
B1 Screw Threads Convention
Advanced Urology Coding Billing Reimbursement Seminar
Las Vegas Accordion 10th Annual Convention
Tetra Tech RTW Activated Sludge Troubleshooting & Optimization Course
International Paper Doll Convention

casimendocina 09-20-2009 11:50 PM

I thought that I was travelled out for the moment, but attending the Advanced Urology Coding Billing Reimbursement Seminar really appeals. I'm going to start saving. Do they hold it every year?

classicman 09-21-2009 09:01 AM

I'm headed to the "Activated Sludge Troubleshooting & Optimization Course"

Now THAT sounds like people who know how to par-tay

casimendocina 09-27-2009 06:51 PM

I reckon!

richlevy 10-04-2009 09:09 AM

So, any pictures Duck?;)

xoxoxoBruce 10-04-2009 01:13 PM

She's home getting them organized.

richlevy 10-09-2009 07:15 PM

Still waiting......

casimendocina 10-10-2009 08:23 AM

Keen to see them here too.

xoxoxoBruce 10-10-2009 11:36 AM

She's such a tease... :haha:

casimendocina 11-14-2009 05:29 PM

Does anyone else think it's time for an update on Duck's himbo?


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