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monster 08-16-2009 10:00 PM

Rule 34: The Challenge (probably NSFW)
 
(don't think we've done this before)

Internet Rule 34: If you can think of it, there is porn of it.

Your challenge is to find porn of the type suggested by the previous poster and then set the next challenge. Godwin's law will be suspended for this challenge to avoid the tailposters continually sharing pictures of the fuhrer's alleged single dingle-dangle.

Here's your starter for 10:

flamingos

:lol:

morethanpretty 08-16-2009 10:53 PM

Doesn't fit the flamingo theme, but too hilarious to pass up.

Click link

Elspode 08-16-2009 10:59 PM

http://www.arataphotos.com/photos/fr...mating-web.jpg

Mother Teresa

Pie 08-16-2009 10:59 PM

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Waay too easy, mons.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/paigelynn/172111090/

http://www.kathompson.com/birdporn.html

'Spode beat me to it, no challenge for me...

Nirvana 08-16-2009 11:01 PM

Darn it ! I was beaten by Pie Ala 'splode! ;)

monster 08-16-2009 11:04 PM

It appears Mother Theresa is the next challenge. set by Splode.

lumberjim 08-16-2009 11:06 PM

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/369118...st_for_laughs/

hardware store

Pie 08-16-2009 11:10 PM

Just to add to the M.T. challenge,
http://www.cinematical.com/2008/08/0...resa-in-nc-17/

monster 08-17-2009 12:24 AM

hardware Store:

http://public-disgrace.kinkbdsm.net/...disgrace17.jpg

...there were better, but they required sign-up :headshake


next challenge: clocks

Gravdigr 08-17-2009 01:14 PM

Well, that's really no challenge at all...Oh, cLocks...

Gravdigr 08-17-2009 01:17 PM

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How 'bout this?

If this is OK...Next subject: Ferris Wheel

monster 08-17-2009 02:21 PM

:lol: I like it. tiny balls, though...

plthijinx 08-17-2009 04:09 PM

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next: burger king

monster 08-17-2009 08:07 PM

does this count?

http://pal2pal.com/BLOGEE/images/upl...ven-incher.jpg.

If so, next challenge: parachutes

impress 08-17-2009 08:32 PM

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Attachment 24482

See also: http://www.ipernity.com/doc/dany_skippi123/622902

Next: Pineapples

richlevy 08-17-2009 10:04 PM

Ok, please tell me the BK ad is a fake. I can't believe they've become that blatant.

Crimson Ghost 08-17-2009 10:08 PM

Nope.
It's real.

Pie 08-17-2009 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impress (Post 588418)
Next: Pineapples

http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/25664/Pineapple_Dildo
http://www.iamboredr.com/thumbs/9949823f2e01.jpg

Roofing shingles

monster 08-17-2009 10:40 PM

http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/unca...ving_sex_2.jpg

I'm pretty sure one of them will get shingles one day.....


next: Cheese

impress 08-17-2009 10:47 PM

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Attachment 24509

Next: crayons

SteveDallas 08-17-2009 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impress (Post 588453)
Next: crayons

http://picturejwe.blogspot.com/2008/...or-mature.html

monster 08-17-2009 11:49 PM

and the next challenge is....?

spudcon 08-18-2009 12:45 AM

Global warming

monster 08-18-2009 12:49 AM

nice try, but it's not your turn. Sleeve has the floor.....

monster 08-18-2009 11:39 AM

ah well if he doesn't come back, the next challenger gets to choose between "global warming" and.......... "SteveDallas" :lol:

Glinda 08-18-2009 12:14 PM

While we're waiting for Steve...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLxicwiBQ7Q

SteveDallas 08-18-2009 12:19 PM

Oh, I forgot. Umm.... filing cabinets.

monster 08-18-2009 12:42 PM

but Miss Jones, you're quite lovely..... now file this in the bottom drawer.....

Sundae 08-19-2009 10:44 AM

I have a challenge for you. Captain Jack Harkness and Ianto Jones.
Sex, I mean, not snogging.

Not much of a challenge.
I just really, really want to see it without it coming up on my parents' search engine... :yum:

toranokaze 09-12-2009 08:16 PM

Sunday I'm thing someone is going to have to evoke rule 35 for this one

monster 09-12-2009 08:18 PM

Flint and lj are our top graphic artists.....

BrianR 09-12-2009 11:53 PM

hot chicks picking up dog shit

TheMercenary 09-13-2009 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 588752)
I have a challenge for you. Captain Jack Harkness and Ianto Jones.
Sex, I mean, not snogging.

Not much of a challenge.
I just really, really want to see it without it coming up on my parents' search engine... :yum:

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/m...badtiming2.jpg

Elspode 09-13-2009 12:51 PM

Is there a fresh challenge?

Pie 09-13-2009 01:47 PM

You just want an excuse to search for pron.
"No, really honey, it's research!"

Sheldonrs 09-13-2009 04:05 PM

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My challenge: Harry Potter. Oops! Found it!

Sheldonrs 09-13-2009 04:06 PM

Next challenge:

Two cellar posters together, naked

Pie 09-13-2009 04:13 PM

Wasn't there one involving an IOTD and some 'shopping? Something about a warehouse full of bubbles...

monster 09-13-2009 05:38 PM

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shopped? shopped?????!!!11!!111!!

if there's pics it happened......

monster 09-13-2009 05:38 PM

next challenge: igloos

Elspode 09-14-2009 12:01 AM

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Next up - Nubs

monster 09-14-2009 12:10 AM

that's prom, not pr0n! :lol:

Tawny 10-10-2009 04:15 PM

Okay, the pic of two naked boys would be considered CHILD porn and needs to be removed immediately before we all get arrested.

Thank you.

Clodfobble 10-10-2009 04:31 PM

1.) It's photoshopped. You really don't recognize the faces?
2.) Even if it were real, both those actors are of age. The one on the left did a Broadway show that involved full nudity.

Tawny 10-13-2009 09:53 PM

It's the naked bodies that's the problem, they look teen.

(No one gets arrested for kiddie porn because of the faces in the pic.)

monster 10-13-2009 10:21 PM

16 is legal in UK.

xoxoxoBruce 10-14-2009 12:33 AM

To masturbate? :eek:


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