Have you amused your elf today?
 

Gawd I lurv this place.

haggis! :lol:

This being August, all my house elves are off on vacation.

Some, undoubtedly, are killing hobos.

A dingo took my elf

I've been practicing elf discipline :whip:

I level the crap out of my elf

Don't interrupt me while I'm reading my elf help book.

Is it elfth night already?

My elves are quite good at amusing themselves, mostly by irritating me.

I'm in a 12 step Elves Anonymous program and my sponsor said if I can't ever admit I am powerless over the elves, I will not advance to step 2. Damn...

I'm elfing off.

elf-up.

That cracked me UP!

oddtodd was a great friend to me back when I was laid off.

BEE POSITIVE!

An elf took my dingo!
Oh no, wait. A dingo took my Sprite.

Wanted to treat you to the lovely, lovely Sprite from the Sprite adverts.
I assume the lack of clips on YouTube mean it's a UK-only ad.
Certainly it's voiced by the talented Kathy Burke here, but I know how easy it is to re-dub...

Soz if you didn't get it. "You" being the rest of the world!
It's the best ad evah, and one of my fall-asleep programmes for years was deciding what I would do when I finally got my own Sprite. Sadly, I only ever ended up with fizzy drinks in reality. But then I got Singapuras and after all, they were better value and more fun than pretend.

Elf Yourself

Pretty Cool

Elf's are no longer allowed in Scotland something to do with the new
Elf and Safety laws :D

What 'til we get Universal Elf Care. Won't the Merc be mad about all the elves running around with free elf care?

;)