I Wanna be a Moderator on Cellar.Org
 

Yep! That's right. :thumb:

You guys... and gals are just way out of control and I know that Lumberchunk (sp?) can't do it all. Our illustful forum Administrator (who so laciviously sent me pics of himself exposing himself to Hillary - which she reciprocated with a hottie of her own :ggw:). He just needs a little more respect than ya'll have been giving him. :3_eyes:

Therefore, without further adu :eyebrow: I, am hereby setting myself and self appointing myself as supreme moderator extraordinaire of the forum... umm... oh yes. Cellar.org.

This is immediately effective. :thankyou:


I'll be checking in from time to time to make sure ya'll are following the rules and guidelines set forth by forum management. Punishment for violators will be swift and severe. :whip:

You must be mad, man.

Every forum has one.

But, dude, jim's not a mod.

Or is he?

duh duh DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:unsure:

Methinks madman been hittin' some madsmoke.

I'VE BROKEN THE RULES. I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. PLEASE SPANK ME.

Okay! :thumb:

Be carefull what you wish for. :rolleyes:

:smack:

Who are you? I don't remember seeing you around these parts before.

Well, whatever the case...

I welcome to my forum! :thumb:

Ahem, Bruce and Wolf were elected.
Which as with all elections involved scandals, smears and extensive bribery.

Put some of that my way and I might consider backing you in a coup.

OK, I give up. WhoTF is Madman? Obviously a sock-puppet, but whose?

Hey! I never received a ballot. :censored:

Yeah... a coup sounds cool to me. :cool:




Should I tell him? :biggrinje Or keep this pot smoking devil in the dark. :rasta:

Sock puppet? Umph... :eyebrow:

Look again, son. I'm a girl.

AND LUMBER IS NOT A MOD.

She loves that quote Bruce. Use it more often. :D

I took you off ignore just to read that, merc. ;) I wasn't careful, and I did not wish for that. :lol:

Oops... Damn near blew your cover. Sorry 'bout that. :eek:

Relax... breath in... breath out... go to our happy place...




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OH, I know who you are. You're that asshole!
Flint

Flint... Asshole... That was funny!

I don't think anyone here is an asshole.


Nope... just some old guy that sits behind a desk with an extra hour or two on his hands every month or so. So I just drop into the only forum I'm a member of and give ya'll some excitment, boring times, a bad joke and some silliness.

Then I go back to my meetings, emails and other bullshit.

Whatever the case, I mean no harm and, quite honestly, if I can make someone here smile... that's cool.

And Shawnee... I knew you were a girl. I was just giving you some grief for the sake of giving grief. No harm intended.

Anyway, I have to go again - meeting in 10 minutes. Until next time...

I gotta... :bolt:



P.S. I retire in 13 more years. Hopefully the forum will still be around. I'd like to hit 300 posts sometime in my lifetime. :)

And I was giving you grief for the sake of giving you grief. Shebus Crepes, I can never get away with that. Is it my murderous glare that throws you all?

Awww, you're so sweet. ass-kisser

And the InvisibleColossolEllipses led me to think Flint.

;)

No I will not make out with you !!!

:lol:

Oh, an Adam Sandler vid. Goody goody...he's soooooooooo funny, oh stop, my sides are splitting, oh no more please it's just too funny. :neutral:

This is a clear indication of the fact that you definitely do not spend enough time here to qualify as a mod. ;)

Word!

Perhaps what he really wants is to be an immoderator.

I don't know why people always think I'm a mod. am i THAT bossy?




eta: shut up! sit down. go move that thing.....no! the OTHER thing!

I wonder how many times jinx has said that....

I think madman should spend more time here, waaaay waaaaay waaaaay more!!

Ahem.....
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Don't worry everyone....Unbeknownst to Madman- I have been his moderator for about 15 years. I elected myself....:)