July 17, 2009: Hungry?
 

Let's see if you can eat him/her, before he/she eats you. :p

http://cellar.org/2009/polar.jpg

Don't forget that window is probably 10 or 12 feet off the ground.

$10 if yew stick yer finger up its Nose !!!!!

I really want to hug it.

I acknowledge that is a very, very bad idea.

: smileydepictingidiotbeingtornapartbyhugepredator :

Is that fuzzy thing below the guy's elbow a polar booger?

It coughed up a furball!

They just dont look mean, I know they are, but........that head is just itching for a pat.

Another cute cuddly bear I want to hug!

Holy crap! Polar bears are just velociraptors with fur! Resist the urge to touch! God, he's huge!:headshake

And only a few mm thick! Yikes!

Seems to me, this polar bear has suicidal tendancy. He's already posing for a great wall mount.

I can't decide if it was a great chance for a head shot and a bear rug, or a photographic opportunity of a life time. I am sure more than a few in that bus peed themselves. :D

Reminds me of the Far Side comic with the polar bears talking outside an occupied igloo, saying "I LOVE these things, crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside".

And, of course, polar bears are just cartesian bears after the transform.

Understand the inclination, but this story reminds me of the kids who thought it would be fun to swim with the polar bears in NYC's Central Park Zoo. They snuck in one night and dove into the bears' pool. Followed immediately by the bears. Who proceeded to catch and eat one of the kids. The other kids scrambled to save their lives. The bears were killed because having now eaten a human made them now unacceptably dangerous to the zookeepers.

:mad: :eyebrow: :fuse:

Awww, look at it's big fluffy paw. Can't even see the claws. ;)

Sure he could chew on you, but no way he coud swallow.

...unless he clamped down, yanked you out that small window, and tore you to bits outside where he could use his paws for leverage.

Is it just me? Or is anyone else expecting to see a bottle of Coke in his other paw?

I don't know about you, but I'd be searching for a laundry in the artic specializing in stain removal.:eek:

I can't bear to look up a recipe.

Last things to do before I die:

1. Hug a big, cute, fluffy polar b

Ah yes, I love that joke. :thumbsup:

There's something not quite kosher about the paw on that polar bear. Pads and CLAWS should be visible. :yelsick: Like these.

That zoo bear looks like he gets regular haircuts. Not quite the same.

Yeah. That bastard's ahead of me every time I go to the barber shop.

Ohhh, :: puts hand up:: I want that job

Zoo bears are walking on concrete instead of snow and ice, which wears the hair off... or... Polar bears in the wild lead a solitary life, which leads to hairy palms. :blush:

I think the second one is correct, Bruce. Good call.

kinda makes one glad for opposable thumbs

haggis at all yawl

I wonder if there is a predator whose means of hunting is to look really cute and fool other creatures into coming over to hug it, then, WHAMMO!

Yes Grogs.
(Larry Niven)

Brilliant! My mirth was expressed vocally.

These guys here ain't seen no zoos. {Note the highly visible and deadly claws.}