What brought about your downfall?
 

You've all plotted world domination; it's only natural.

You must have failed, else you wouldn't be here.

What do you blame?

It was those dratted monkeys!

(That's why I'm here. To steal all their secrets...shhhhh...)

Bloody Alberwich! Damn him to hell!

Shenanigans.

Scotch

Everybody has to blame somebody or something else. It is the standard today. :D

It was those meddling kids.

Now, lets see who you really are!

/mask

Old Man Dallas!

I chose the CIA as a proxy for the NSA.

The stench from the corpses...I am super-sensitive to bad odors.

Damn straight.

Oh, I missed the poll the first time around. Well, stool pigeons are better than pigeon stool I guess.

If it weren't for bad luck...I'd have no luck at all.

Meddling kids and the long, detailed explanation of the nefarious plans while your nemesis is hooked into some complex contraption (made with low-bid parts) that should end his/her life, but fails at a crucial moment allowing him/her to foil your carefully crafted schemes.

Gloom, despair, and agony on me.

;) Heh, I hadn't even gone so far as to remember where I'd stolen that!

My cape got caught in the revolving door.

It's never too late, when first you don't succeed try try again, there is no 'sex' in 'success', and all that. You can plan your takeover using this handy Evil Plan form.

My parents used to watch Hee-Haw every Saturday night. It's pretty much imprinted.

As did I! :blush: Who didn't love some Hee-Haw?

We were on a Hee Haw kick at work week before last. Repeatedly playing the "Where Oh Where are you tonight" song.

SAL-UTE!

It was the sharks.

Or maybe the dolphins?

"lawyer fucked me"

I searched the world over and tried to find true love.....
You met another and phhhhhttttt!!- you were gone.

HAGGIS! :D

i voted untimely coincidence.


I didn't get to New Orleans until after I had foolishly misspent my youth.

Is it too late to change my vote to woot.com?

Alberwich was over-rated.
I have had many nemesi, but have trounced most of them with a combination of charm, wit and infected syringes.

For me it was the classic genius burnout - diminished confidence.
Once I lost the belief that I (and my cat) really could run the world, it all seemed a little pointless.
These days, even making unfounded complaints about the staff in Tesco's meet the limits of my internal evil.
But she did bruise my bananas. She did. And I bet they have CCTV to back it up.

I just wish I was an alien instead of an evil genius.
might have a chace of shagging the Doctor or the Captain then.

The Captain would shag an evil genius.

Yeah. Take note.

My downfall was brought about by my failure to go on to college after HS. I chose instead to work menial jobs so that I might spend all my free time chasing pussy and doing drugs.

I was sadly misinformed about what actually went on *at* college.

I brought myself down. I have become death the destroyer of worlds namely my own. I will destroy everything that I create, cherish or love. And soon will that the very spark of life from the bag of flesh that I so cling to as a final act of spite.

Hee Haw?

"Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault." :o

Did you step on a pop-tart? :lol:

I married a pop-tart.:(

Cherry Poptart no actual nudity but borderline NSFW

Oooh! I am Cherry Poptart!
And Dani is right.
Cap'n Jack would fuck me if I was an evil genius...

I'm going to Cardiff in January. Maybe I'll bump into him (bump nasties)
Given that my libido has woken up, do let me know of any offers before then ;)

If I come back (unful)filled then it stands to reason I'm not evil or a genious///

It always the corporation

...or the man.

other
 

I remember this one guy I dated before I left for college.

He cared about me alot but I was very indifferent. I think about him alot lately. I try to remember the point where I started making bad relationship decisions. I wonder sometimes if my whole experience with guys is not some payment for not caring enough for an actual nice one. Well as far as I can tell he was the road marker anyway.

MB Games :(

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