STOP RHYMING, I MEAN IT!
 

Anybody want a peanut?




oh, guess what?

They're in the hut?

NO, Chicken Butt!




Guess Why?

Y'all are high!

Why do I try?

... to rhyme ?
I don't have time
I hear the chime
of ice
in my tequila and lime

Chicken Thigh.

Chicken, why
did you cross the road?
Were you high
or just plain bored?

WTF?
the real question is
did the chicken cluck?

I think its time for a nice hard F*ck...

Perhaps you'd like to try your luck?

I could have been a genius, if I'd had the time

I could have been a poet if I knew how to … make the words come out right.

You people are getting on my nerves
With metered couplets from a bunch of pervs.

around the chicken crossing, the car swerves.


here's a new line to rhyme with.

Damn that chicken is fuckin' with my nerves.

http://nobodyasked.com/wp-images/uploads/chickpoop.jpg

A chicken's life
Ain't got no strife.
Just pecking nits
and dropping shits.

So, that chicken poop
How does it come?
Five for a dollar
Or 25 cents for one?

Perhaps per square foot
Or even by the pound
I'll get some free poop
Just scoop it off the ground.

Looks like it comes by the ton Shaw.... or sometimes the cubic yard.

It comes by the ton?
Then I don't want none!

Give me enough of that Arizona tea
And I'll come round yours and poop for free!

(or is that Long Island? You furriners are all the same to me)

Can you help me rhyme my heatwave Dwellars?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x0AzhByC-q...0/Clouseau.jpg


Have you considered
"Close shave, Sellers!"?

your rhyming sucks
like solo fucks
have you considered stepping back to
line up your ducks

you need to chill
or take a pill
your current way of rhyming post makes
us feel quite ill

X-Lydia wrote this to St. Thomas (Will-
iams)

I do not trust James Bond
I think he can understand
For ev'ry place he goes blows up
He is a dang'rous man

I do not trust James Bond
And here's for the reason why:
For ev'ry lady James Bond loves
Is surely doomed to die

My song must have its end,
But in this world and beyond
Of one thing I am absolutely sure
I do not trust James Bond!

Guerilla; for your only good,
Stick to recipes and food,
Resist the politic sirens' call
And thus remain a friend to all.

All this whining y'all can quit
Because I simply don't give a shit.

not even a little bit?

Gravdigr, when you dig my grave, would you make it shallow?
so that I can feel the rain? Gravdigr?

I guess it doesnt rhyme after all

Hey that was pretty damn cool
I don't like Dave Matthews as a rule
Wish I played like he can do it
Thanks Jim for turning me on to it!

That plan doesn't seem very sound.

Which plan? the shallow ground?