Gov Sanford and Naked Hiking Day
 

Wow, suddenly we have an interesting Republican and he's in a different state. If this guy really did ditch work to go hiking during the solstice on Naked Hiking Day, then he might be just what the party of stuck up ***holes needs to lighten up.

From here

Did it have anything to do with Naked Hiking Day?

:D and :eek: I can't imagine running into him NEKKID!

Heh, I just got finished WTFing this, and it was on the top of the queue.

Well, it was Father's Day, so as a father he could do what he wanted.

It's not like he was Eliot Spitzer and spent the night before Valentine's Day with a hooker.

As far as we know...

Yeh really - where was Hillary at the time?

Welllll..... either
(a) he was hiking, nude. Cool, but a tad unRepublican.
(b) he was hiking, clad, ignorant of the custom &/or having a perv.
(c) he was not hiking, but ........ [insert dubious activity here] .... instead.

If he was hiking nude on midsummer's day ... there should be a nice even all-over tan to prove it. Not that I am volunteering to check, mind you.

If he wants to go hiking, that's fine. Great, even. Hiking is an activity more people should do so they gain an appreciation for the little bit of nature left in the country.

But if you are in an important position, you should always be reachable. A governor has responsibilities and shouldn't be going AWOL for several days on end. His staff should be able to reach him in an emergency at all times.

Uh and what about his wife and/or children?

This is really odd behavior. Going ion a hike of this magnitude requires some planning and preparation, not to mention all the equipment necessary to spend days out there. Oh and did he go alone? Has he done this type of hiking before? Where exactly did he go? Where is all his stuff from the hike?

There are way too many questions that remain unanswered.

I think the public has no right to tell the governor what he should do with his family. The public does have the right to demand that he be accessible in case there's an emergency. He could carry a cell phone that only a trusted aide can call. He'd still get some R&R and the public would have a governor available.

I was not implying that we did. But if I was his family, I certainly would.
Seriously, you wouldn't be a little upset if your wife disappeared for 4-5 days? That isn't normal.

Those of us who don't live in Mayberry shouldn't be so concerned about the Gov's whereabouts. Might just be out fishin' with Andy Barney and Floyd.

UPDATE:

Ar-gen-tina?

http://image46.webshots.com/46/1/53/...8HVbrlS_ph.jpg

He was just putting into practice the repubican philosophy of "less government". :rolleyes:

Mark Foley and Larry Craig told the governor that you can purchase a young boy for less than $100.00 in Buenos Aires. :p

This really is the bottom line.

You outta know.

UPDATE:
Now he needs to resign and go away.

Seems to be a lot of Republicans lately doing this extra-marital shit.

I think it's now been established that the more "pro-family" you are, the more likely it is that you are a closet freak.

Republican?
http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/s...24-sanford.jpg

Wow - I never noticed that before. Thats really pathetic. Do they correct their mistake eventually? Like after 4-5 hours?

Does it really matter? The people who watch Faux are so old they prolly can't read that part anyway.

Do they do that during every scandal?!

Apparently they did fix it eventually.

geez, we're awash in idiots. who think with their dicks. bah!

another one bites the proverbial dust over some pussy.

asshole.

Argentina huh? I guess even mistresses are being outsourced these days.

Right on Gov! Those Argentiana women are HOT!

Well, maybe he was nude hiking in Argentina.

Sounds cool. Do they have bugs there?

Not necessarily. The big difference is that Republicans have forced themselves into a close alliance with their fringe wing, which is fundie religionists. This magnifies a human foible into an act of hypocrisy.

If the Dems were to cater to their fringe wing, and a Dem politician got outed as a 'closet freak', the only response would be 'what took you so long?'.;)

BTW, my web research found that there was one openly gay Republican in Congress who actually served 10 years after coming out. There haven't been any since then.

Come on, that is silly.

So I can assume that Demoncrats have forced themselves into a close alliance with the fringe Leftists? Huffington and Soro's? And a obvious socialist agenda? Sure seems that way.

For his sake I hope she's a hot Argentinian lady, but I'm expecting a heavily spackled white girl from Operation Rescue.

Did anyone see his four boys?


I felt so bad for them.

No, but they're in a horrible position. Mom will be organizing for the big divorce payout, which will make Dad out to be a pretty small person in the press no matter what the full story is. According to the Times, Sanford isn't one of the over the top GOP moralizers so that line of abuse from the left could be misplaced.

I hope she rakes him over the coals. And I hope his new gf has lots of money.

Where are the pictures of the other woman? It's taking too long for them to show up in the media. All these cutbacks in the press are harshing my buzz.

I see they know her name, and that she's supposedly hot, but I want pictures already.

Me too. In a bikini at some South American beach. In a thong.

Yeah, see? He was just being a guy. :right:

Outrage, I'm feeling it!

OMG.

Granted, the wife is probably some gold-digging shrew, or was in her day, who likes prestige. Really no different than Pussy McKnockers. She dead-fished out on him and he needed ejaculation, needed it bad, and not just from the hand that kneads him.

So, get out of your marriage. Then you can fuck others without hurting your kids. Oh, can't? You're in public office and it wouldn't look good? Too fucking bad. Then keep your dick in your pants and suck it up, pasty boy.

you know, now that the cat is out of the bag, these two lovebirds are FREE to explore their magnificent love with no another, unfettered by his family or career coz both are over! He should be happy - now he gets to be with her ALL THE TIME!

He should be packing his bags and heading south for this fine woman. They are, clearly, madly in love with each other.

Being with the Beloved is only good when you can't be. Once he finds out she farts in bed and she sees spinach in his teeth - it's over.

But but but we want to see her naked. We want to see her naked. We want...

*screeeeeeeech* sorry, my record had a scratch.

Yeah, it's gross.

Come on, you know you want to see what she looks like. ;)

It's almost a foregone conclusion that she's very attractive. Yeah? So? Her and 9 million other women. ;)

Its whats on the inside that counts. This guy is an idiot!

Haggis! He's an idiot on the inside!

That was Faux News, so the (D) was *not* a mistake. It's their little way of spinning the feeble minded electorate. Really. I'm dead serious.

Hasn't that happened before, or something similar?

You know, I could care less who this guy fucks. However, if you make a huge deal out of Family Values and Christian Morality, then you've sort of already caught your dick in the zipper when you start using your little head to determine your course of action.

Here's the difference between Him and Me:

He gets caught committing adultery. He confesses, and is forgiven, because he's a Christian.

I get caught committing adultery. After we all have a good laugh, I am condemned to burn in Hell by the Christians, including Him, 'cause I'm not a Christian.

See how easy that is? Do whatever the fuck you want, say you're sorry and ask Jeebus to forgive you, and you're good.

I don't think you'll burn in hell Els. ;)

Looks like a liberal photoshop trick by me Splode. Something to stir the shit. You don't think for one minute that pic is real? Do you?

Actually, it wasn't the wife who was doing the digging.

BTW, have you read some of his love notes? Wow! The guy had too much soul to be a Republican.

I kept on thinking of that song from West Side Story. "Maria, I just met a girl named Maria......"

Interesting. But it was 12 years ago. And I certainly would not put it past a liberal site like Huffington or one of the others that floated falsehoods about Palin's family to do the same. And that was much more recently.

Actually all the Fox News hate is really pretty comical.

So?

So it is still quite possible that it is a complete fake.

It took them 5 appeals to get that ruling, I don't think they changed their mind about how things should be anytime soon after. Give me a link to something that indicates otherwise.

Media Matters:

The thing speaks for itself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Media_Matters_for_America

Maybe these are fake too, I don't know... 1, 2, 3

I have no idea. But now I just think they are pretty funny.