As seen in the girls' dorm laundromat
 

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...ndry_bx112.jpg

This is a 2002 handout photo showing a student operating a dormitory washer-dryer combo with the technology to be monitored by computer from students dorm rooms to see when the laundry is done. IBM Corp. plans to install about 9,000 of the machines on 40 campuses, all so far in the Midwest, including Ohio State University and Cedarville University in Cedarville, Ohio.

This actually does more than allow a student to monitor whether the cycle is done or not (although having used shared laundry facilities in the past, that's a noble goal). It also allows the students to debit their laundry usage directly to their student accounts. Collecting cash and repairing coin-op mechanisms is a major part of the cost of running laundromats.

This is just the beginning of net-connected things-you-would-not-expect-to-be-net-connected. IPV6 will barely arrive in time.

Well, let's go ahead and get the obvious one out of the way...

http://www.tobiasly.com/misc/cellar/laundry.jpg

I'd like to crop that guy's head out of the right-hand side, and put myself in place. She's kinda hot.

saying "she's kinda hot" is like saying "dhamsaic is kinda an asshole". Let's not fuck around here; she is hot, and that's all there is to it.

Does that mean you're an asshole?
I'm not so sure she's extremely hot. My first problem is that she doesn't appear to stand up straight. I have a problem with females that slouch. You have breasticles -- show 'em off! My second problem is that she's wearing a choker. For some reason, those things just bug me. I think she's got a great profile, and I'm sure I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers.

Allow me to address this.

Yes, he is a raging full-blown asshole. And I should know b/c it takes one to know one. ;)

Gee...for a second there I thought you were gonna tell us you're the one who blew him full. :-)

blowme, the girl is supposedly doing laundry. (In fact she's actualy demonstrating a washer, but that's not the point..) In either case, she's not there to show you her "breasticles". I suspect her posture is influenced by the photog coaching her to show carduing the machine without obscuring the camera's view o fthe machine. Shame on her for using her left hand to card the machine, she deprived you of your rightful soft-core-coed. ;-)

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Excellent, Nothing But Net gets the even more obvious out of the way!

hows this for obvious?

http://7cockroach.20m.com/Aug02/washers.jpg

Now where do you want that web cam?

I don't think she's <i>that</i> cute. More like average if you ask me.

roach you bastard, you stole my eye! :)

I saw the video on this one and she's most certainly a "spokesmodel" for the company producing these machines.

Yep, she can do my spin cycle and second rise anytime!:p

Where's the Kraft dinner?

Isn't that Ellen Feiss?

... "and I was, like, totally wasted and usin' the new PC-based washing machines at the dorm? ... and all of a sudden it was, like, bee bee beep ... and it ate my laundry. bummer."

I'm back...
 

http://www.gartsvault.com/Accounts/K...aundryWild.jpg

yeah, you know you missed me.

ikes owner (or ikes guardian, if you live in boulder) -

you made me shoot beer out my nose.

~james

glad to help

I have that video. There's a great scene with a steam iron. Gotta love that starch!!

Hey Roach...
 

Kiss My Ass
http://www.gartsvault.com/Accounts/K...sen/donkey.jpg

It's +5 for use of Snuggles(TM) in a PS...

re: Roach
 

Ike - why is it you gotta be a prick?

I got a chuckle out of the last one.

Anyway... perhaps he felt as though he was being personally attacked. That's not a happy feeling, so he responded defensively. The "kiss my ass" thing is a joke from a few months ago, and... come on, the quality on that last one was pretty tight. It's a sharp looking image! :)

more beer shot out my nose when 'whoop-de-freakin-do' popped up. funny thing is, i wasnt drinking any beer at the time. ikes owner may be a prick, but hes funny as hell.

~james

Even though I think Ike takes things a bit personally, you have to admit...he makes great photoshop replies. I nearly lost it on that last one.

i'm not a prick... he started it

thats why i said 'may be'. i dont know you well enough to make that call. but i do know your photoshops are pure comedy.

Both of 'em are hilarious. Bring it on!

hey Roach!
 

http://www.gartsvault.com/Accounts/K...sen/Chick2.jpg

Photoshop Fight!!!

Hey Ike, Nice gif! Now we're having some fun.

I'll get you for this!


yer buddy, Roach

Ike_, your arsenal must be huge. Do you habitually clip photos from the net that you might find useful later? Or do you just look for what you need, when you need it?

Don't tell him that. Next thing you know we'll all be looking at a pic of his big arsenal. :-)

Watch out !!!



http://7cockroach.20m.com/Sept02/Ikescat.gif

:D Great one Roach!

Nice one Roach...

actually that Chicken shot just happened to come across my desk yesterday--I do graphics for Tyson foods and they sent it in.

Good deal Ike... Well thanks for the sense of humor and fun here.

Graphics is not my trade, I just do it for fun.


late

hey wait... Ike is my cat. Not Toonces the cat who could drive (SNL classic reference).