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Nic Name 08-30-2002 07:40 PM

As seen in the girls' dorm laundromat
 
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...ndry_bx112.jpg

This is a 2002 handout photo showing a student operating a dormitory washer-dryer combo with the technology to be monitored by computer from students dorm rooms to see when the laundry is done. IBM Corp. plans to install about 9,000 of the machines on 40 campuses, all so far in the Midwest, including Ohio State University and Cedarville University in Cedarville, Ohio.

MaggieL 08-30-2002 08:54 PM

This actually does more than allow a student to monitor whether the cycle is done or not (although having used shared laundry facilities in the past, that's a noble goal). It also allows the students to debit their laundry usage directly to their student accounts. Collecting cash and repairing coin-op mechanisms is a major part of the cost of running laundromats.

This is just the beginning of net-connected things-you-would-not-expect-to-be-net-connected. IPV6 will barely arrive in time.

Tobiasly 08-31-2002 01:29 AM

Well, let's go ahead and get the obvious one out of the way...

http://www.tobiasly.com/misc/cellar/laundry.jpg

That Guy 08-31-2002 09:48 AM

I'd like to crop that guy's head out of the right-hand side, and put myself in place. She's kinda hot.

dave 08-31-2002 11:04 AM

saying "she's kinda hot" is like saying "dhamsaic is kinda an asshole". Let's not fuck around here; she is hot, and that's all there is to it.

That Guy 08-31-2002 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dhamsaic
saying "she's kinda hot" is like saying "dhamsaic is kinda an asshole". Let's not fuck around here; she is hot, and that's all there is to it.
Does that mean you're an asshole?
I'm not so sure she's extremely hot. My first problem is that she doesn't appear to stand up straight. I have a problem with females that slouch. You have breasticles -- show 'em off! My second problem is that she's wearing a choker. For some reason, those things just bug me. I think she's got a great profile, and I'm sure I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers.

elSicomoro 08-31-2002 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blowmeetheclown
Does that mean you're an asshole?
Allow me to address this.

Yes, he is a raging full-blown asshole. And I should know b/c it takes one to know one. ;)

MaggieL 08-31-2002 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore

Yes, he is a raging full-blown asshole. And I should know b/c it takes one to know one. ;)

Gee...for a second there I thought you were gonna tell us you're the one who blew him full. :-)

blowme, the girl is supposedly doing laundry. (In fact she's actualy demonstrating a washer, but that's not the point..) In either case, she's not there to show you her "breasticles". I suspect her posture is influenced by the photog coaching her to show carduing the machine without obscuring the camera's view o fthe machine. Shame on her for using her left hand to card the machine, she deprived you of your rightful soft-core-coed. ;-)

Nothing But Net 08-31-2002 04:28 PM

<img src="http://newzucanuze.com/Hit.jpg">

Scred 09-01-2002 01:28 PM

Excellent, Nothing But Net gets the even more obvious out of the way!

perth 09-01-2002 03:07 PM

1 Attachment(s)
hows this for obvious?

Roach 09-01-2002 07:59 PM

http://7cockroach.20m.com/Aug02/washers.jpg

Now where do you want that web cam?

juju 09-01-2002 08:21 PM

I don't think she's <i>that</i> cute. More like average if you ask me.

perth 09-01-2002 08:43 PM

roach you bastard, you stole my eye! :)

Undertoad 09-01-2002 08:58 PM

I saw the video on this one and she's most certainly a "spokesmodel" for the company producing these machines.

Nothing But Net 09-01-2002 09:30 PM

Yep, she can do my spin cycle and second rise anytime!:p

Nic Name 09-01-2002 10:03 PM

Where's the Kraft dinner?

russotto 09-03-2002 11:03 AM

Isn't that Ellen Feiss?

Nic Name 09-03-2002 01:28 PM

... "and I was, like, totally wasted and usin' the new PC-based washing machines at the dorm? ... and all of a sudden it was, like, bee bee beep ... and it ate my laundry. bummer."

Ike_is_my_Cat 09-03-2002 04:33 PM

I'm back...
 
http://www.gartsvault.com/Accounts/K...aundryWild.jpg

yeah, you know you missed me.

perth 09-03-2002 04:36 PM

ikes owner (or ikes guardian, if you live in boulder) -

you made me shoot beer out my nose.

~james

Ike_is_my_Cat 09-03-2002 04:36 PM

glad to help

That Guy 09-03-2002 05:01 PM

I have that video. There's a great scene with a steam iron. Gotta love that starch!!

Roach 09-04-2002 10:59 AM

http://7cockroach.20m.com/Sept02/LaundryIke.gif

Ike_is_my_Cat 09-04-2002 11:09 AM

Hey Roach...
 
Kiss My Ass
http://www.gartsvault.com/Accounts/K...sen/donkey.jpg

Undertoad 09-04-2002 11:21 AM

It's +5 for use of Snuggles(TM) in a PS...

Ike_is_my_Cat 09-05-2002 11:50 AM

http://www.gartsvault.com/Accounts/K...roach_anim.gif

lawman 09-05-2002 12:03 PM

re: Roach
 
Ike - why is it you gotta be a prick?

dave 09-05-2002 12:27 PM

I got a chuckle out of the last one.

Anyway... perhaps he felt as though he was being personally attacked. That's not a happy feeling, so he responded defensively. The "kiss my ass" thing is a joke from a few months ago, and... come on, the quality on that last one was pretty tight. It's a sharp looking image! :)

perth 09-05-2002 12:33 PM

more beer shot out my nose when 'whoop-de-freakin-do' popped up. funny thing is, i wasnt drinking any beer at the time. ikes owner may be a prick, but hes funny as hell.

~james

elSicomoro 09-05-2002 12:34 PM

Even though I think Ike takes things a bit personally, you have to admit...he makes great photoshop replies. I nearly lost it on that last one.

Ike_is_my_Cat 09-05-2002 12:44 PM

i'm not a prick... he started it

perth 09-05-2002 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ike_is_my_Cat
i'm not a prick... he started it
thats why i said 'may be'. i dont know you well enough to make that call. but i do know your photoshops are pure comedy.

Undertoad 09-05-2002 01:34 PM

Both of 'em are hilarious. Bring it on!

Ike_is_my_Cat 09-05-2002 03:59 PM

hey Roach!
 
http://www.gartsvault.com/Accounts/K...sen/Chick2.jpg

Photoshop Fight!!!

Roach 09-05-2002 04:04 PM

Hey Ike, Nice gif! Now we're having some fun.

I'll get you for this!


yer buddy, Roach

Tobiasly 09-05-2002 06:37 PM

Ike_, your arsenal must be huge. Do you habitually clip photos from the net that you might find useful later? Or do you just look for what you need, when you need it?

MaggieL 09-05-2002 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tobiasly
Ike_, your arsenal must be huge.
Don't tell him that. Next thing you know we'll all be looking at a pic of his big arsenal. :-)

Roach 09-05-2002 09:21 PM

Watch out !!!



http://7cockroach.20m.com/Sept02/Ikescat.gif

Tobiasly 09-05-2002 10:10 PM

:D Great one Roach!

Ike_is_my_Cat 09-06-2002 08:16 AM

Nice one Roach...

actually that Chicken shot just happened to come across my desk yesterday--I do graphics for Tyson foods and they sent it in.

Roach 09-06-2002 08:40 AM

Good deal Ike... Well thanks for the sense of humor and fun here.

Graphics is not my trade, I just do it for fun.


late

Ike_is_my_Cat 09-06-2002 10:33 AM

hey wait... Ike is my cat. Not Toonces the cat who could drive (SNL classic reference).


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