What would you say to Aliens?
 

Here's a scenario.
The Earth has been formally contacted in a diplomatic way by Extra-terrestrial Aliens. To gauge our natures, the Aliens request a one-sentence message from 1,000 randomly chosen people. You are one of the randomly chosen.
What single sentence message would you send?

"Take me to your leader."

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and Fuck Cancer.

You've seen Independance Day and War of the Worlds right? Just remember we're wile.


I really hope you are loving,teaching wise aliens and not the ugly insects or hatching out of the guts kind of aliens.

(These might be more like personal thoughts but if aliens really did visit I think pretense should be thrown out the door)

"Take me to your dealer."

"Pour me another one, Gleep Glop."

space weed? way to get those talks started S123

Say. What did you guys want with Elvis, anyway?

Dear Aliens: Should we be worried?

I'm not sorry about ur finger

"Here be Dragons!"

"Want your probe back?"

Where are Kang and Kodos?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kang_and_Kodos

"Don't tase me bro"

Resistance is futile, you will be....oh wait, YOU'RE the advanced beings. Forget it. Let's grab a beer.

Pull my finger.

Get me the fuck outa here.

Get the hell off my lawn!

What are the pyramids really for?

FFS, people, I said DIPLOMATICALLY.

You fools, see, I AM an alien, in fact the leader, and because of your hostile, belligerent, primitive/aggressive responses in this very thread, your planet has been scheduled for destruction.

Have a nice one minute seventeen seconds. That is how long you have left.

Nanu Nanu!

77 seconds?! Can you at least blow up China first?

I'd say "Run. Run away now."

That's two sentences, Dana.

Ok wait a minute. You said the aliens were diplomatic and if they had been watching us for anytime at all they would already know we are prone to be hostile,warring and conquering countries for some time.

Of course we should suspect a nicey nicey introduction with some caution. ...after all. Lately we've been shooting and asking questions later. If they were smart they would already know we have itchy trigger fingers. :D

Here's your medicaid/ food stamp card, and your check's in the mail.

where's my towel?

"You're an advanced race, travelled many light years, passed many, possibly inhabited planets, to land here, the redneck, retarded cousin of a planet that I call Earth, to figure out that we can't stand each other, much less an extra-terrestrial being?"

How impressed are you by bubble wrap?

... salad or fries?

"Can I go with you? I have chips!"

What would you say to Aliens?
 

:f207: Go home and quit trying to steal my job! :f207:



totally kidding

I know you have questions about [our planet] so why don't you go ahead and ask me those questions about [our planet]?

Pardon me sir...... do you have any Grey Poupon®?

Who REALLY killed JFK?

And why does the main guy on UFO Hunters on The History Channel always wear sunglasses? Is he afraid you'll recognize him?

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x...FO-hunters.jpg

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"Howdy. What's your sign?"

hehehe exactly. I have wondered the same thing and to add if the aliens need a specimen they should take him.

"Have you come for Michael's body?"

pssttt....

That's not actually his body now. I think most of it had been changed at some point.

Part of it is him, the rest is claymation.

EEP OOP ORK AH-AH

"Hey, why do you guys look like Wilford Brimley and Don Ameche?"

Passport and greencard, please

I don't think Monsters are allowed to ask Aliens for credentials. ;)

Warm that damn probe up first, will ya?

Are you taking tw back home?

it's a tough life being both a monster and an alien.... :(

"Klaatu barada nikto!"

Bend over, I'll drive.

Can we have Glen Miller back yet?

Damnit, I came here to say that.

so ... you come here often? ;)