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ZenGum 06-10-2009 10:51 PM

Debate: that flirting is beter than sex.
 
I'm going to try to organise this as a debate, to exercise your mental flexibility.

All ODD numbered posts must be PRO the statement. All EVEN numbered posts must be CON the statement. Tailor your argument to your post number.

(Not that I think this will last beyond the first page, but lets give it a go...)

Either rebutt the previous post, or make a new argument.

Remember, ODDS are PRO, EVENS are CON.

This being post one, I'll be PRO.



Flirting is better than sex, because you can't get pregnant.

classicman 06-10-2009 11:01 PM

and every post thats a factor of 16 should simply copy post #1

The sex is better because it is the physical culmination of the feelings that two people have nurtured over time.

wingin it here

Aliantha 06-10-2009 11:10 PM

Flirting is better because it lasts longer...and fills one with antici...









































...pation!

Clodfobble 06-11-2009 12:18 AM

Sex is better because... you know, you have an orgasm?

limey 06-11-2009 03:38 AM

Flirting is better because you don't get Diseases from it!

NoBoxes 06-11-2009 04:13 AM

Sex is better; because, it can be illegal. :D

DanaC 06-11-2009 04:23 AM

Flirting is better. because nobody ends up sleeping in the wet patch...

ZenGum 06-11-2009 06:23 AM

Sex is better because you can get pregnant.

Well, where did you come from?



my god, it's working ... so far

glatt 06-11-2009 07:28 AM

Flirting is better, because you can do it with everyone without getting a disease.

classicman 06-11-2009 08:03 AM

Sex is better because it burns calories!

Clodfobble 06-11-2009 09:14 AM

Flirting is better because lingerie is expensive.

glatt 06-11-2009 09:19 AM

Sex is better because it's sex. I mean c'mon. No contest.

Trilby 06-11-2009 09:34 AM

Flirting is better because you can go home and IMAGINE sex with that flirty person that you would NEVER be able to pull off in real life. NEVER BE ABLE TO PULL OFF IN REAL LIFE!

and you all know what I mean.

Undertoad 06-11-2009 10:12 AM

Sex is better because it's the end result of flirting - even if the flirting is not intended to lead to sex, if the sex wasn't there as a possibility, the flirting wouldn't be there.

DanaC 06-11-2009 10:28 AM

Flirting is better because it has the potential to go anywhere and become the best sex you ever had.

Sex on the other hand is only as good as it is.

Queen of the Ryche 06-11-2009 12:30 PM

Sex is better because nothing has to turn blue at the end of the night.

glatt 06-11-2009 12:36 PM

Flirting is better because you can do it in public.

DanaC 06-11-2009 12:40 PM

Sex is better 'cause you can do it in public....

Trilby 06-11-2009 12:49 PM

Flirting is better because you might not mean it.

classicman 06-11-2009 01:00 PM

sex is better cuz afterward you get to argue and then have make-up sex.

Trilby 06-11-2009 01:09 PM

flirting is better because you can do it while smoking marijuana.

kerosene 06-11-2009 02:43 PM

Sex is better because at least you know you scored.

DanaC 06-11-2009 02:54 PM

Flirting is better...because nobody is keeping score :P

ZenGum 06-11-2009 07:31 PM

Sex is better because you can do it after smoking marijuana.

Aliantha 06-11-2009 07:34 PM

flirting is better because you can do it before smoking marijuana

Beestie 06-11-2009 08:47 PM

Flirting is way better because you get to make up your own ending.

Aliantha 06-11-2009 09:16 PM

Now look what happened!

classicman 06-11-2009 09:33 PM

You just wanted someone to flirt with you cuz you think flirting is better.

Aliantha 06-11-2009 09:37 PM

Flirting is better because it's all I have right now. :)

classicman 06-11-2009 09:50 PM

Remember, ODDS are PRO, EVENS are CON.

Sex is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY better because its SEX and you're actually
havin it.

morethanpretty 06-11-2009 09:53 PM

Flirting is way better because there is no disappointment that he can't finish the job.

classicman 06-11-2009 10:23 PM

Then logic would hold that sex is infinitely better when your with the right "he"

ZenGum 06-11-2009 10:31 PM

Flirting is better than sex, because...

Nothing is better than sex.
Flirting is better than nothing.
Therefore, flirting is better than sex.

QED.

NoBoxes 06-12-2009 12:38 AM

Sex is better than flirting because you can eat your partners and have them too.

morethanpretty 06-13-2009 10:10 PM

hahaha like cake.


Flirting is better because it makes the sex much more anticipated.

Trilby 06-13-2009 10:13 PM

Sex is better because it gives you enough energy to get up and get that load of laundry in you've been meaning to get to for three days.

lumberjim 06-13-2009 10:22 PM

flirting is better because you look so freaking hot in that cream colored silk blouse with your hair up like that....and that one strand that's gotten away from that severe bun..... and those glasses down at the end of your nose that you're peering over while you roll that clear bic ballpoint pen back and forth over your lower lip like that...... I can't even believe your husband let you out of the house looking like that.....with that blue polyester skirt and those sensible shoes.......

My books are late, I'm afraid. be gentle with me.

DucksNuts 06-14-2009 03:27 AM

Sex is better coz LJ wouldnt be saying dribble like ^^ that whilst rooting.....oh wait....jinx?

ZenGum 06-14-2009 05:28 AM

Flirting is better because if you do it over the phone, it is still real flirting.

NoBoxes 06-15-2009 02:57 AM

Sex is better because you don't have to be with a good listener.

dar512 06-15-2009 08:19 AM

Flirting is better 'cause you can do it
- with five different partners
- in the space of fifteen minutes time
- as you're leaving church
- they all know about each other
- and they think you're a great guy for doing it.

xoxoxoBruce 06-15-2009 10:44 AM

Sex... ever try to flirt with a cadaver?

lumberjim 06-15-2009 01:17 PM

pegged the skeeve o meter with that one, champ

SteveDallas 06-15-2009 02:05 PM

Leave me out of this.

DanaC 06-15-2009 05:32 PM

Bit close to the bones eh sleeve? :P

Shawnee123 06-15-2009 08:46 PM

back to...

Flirting: a cadaver won't fuck up and say something stupid to ruin it all. :lol:

monster 06-15-2009 08:46 PM

flirting: no need to touch the cadaver

monster 06-15-2009 08:47 PM

bitch.

Shawnee123 06-15-2009 08:50 PM

lol...I was going to defer to you.

monster 06-15-2009 08:55 PM

are we flirting?

ZenGum 06-15-2009 08:56 PM

Depends - who's playing the cadaver?

Shawnee123 06-15-2009 08:58 PM

Oooh Oooh pick me pick me [/Horschack]

ZenGum 06-15-2009 09:05 PM

Hey, we can do it doggy style.

I'll sit up and beg, you roll over and play dead.


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