Excuse me, but
 

where the fuck is everybody?

hm???

OK that's it, I'm going to Walmart.

We just got back from a vacation in Mexico. It is recovery time.

Sorry, I was cooking a bunch of crap during naptime. What did you get at WalMart?

I was feeding Max, but I'm here now.

Summer classes: History and Politics of East Asia: Japan and China Ancient to the Present, & Statistics. 15 weeks of material crammed into 5.

I got Hebe a new bike and new sandles so she's happy and all the kids got new toothbrushes and hairbrushes. Oh and some swim shorts for beest and shorts and sandles for me and a shitload of ziplock bags, cleaning products and bogroll.
And marshmallows.

It's very lonely when you're showing as the only user online on a site of this size. I thought you were all hiding from me to see if I'd cry....

doing your part for the economy

totally. China's economy.

Interesting. We get new toothbrushes for everyone every six months or so, but hairbrushes... I can't remember the last time we replaced one of those.

well, the boys have recently decided to go the long hair route, so they needed new brushes, and hebe just keeps misplacing hers so i figured one extra wasn't going to break the bank and eventually she'll have one in every place she needs one (they are swimmers, so home is not the only place they need to brush their hair)

It's Bush's Fault.

I just came home from vacation. Had so much fun we are looking for the next place to go.

I am being held hostage by one of our last cows to calve. I or my DH check her every 3 hours, she was due 2 days ago! :eyebrow:

only 2 days late? luxury! :lol:

Got back from Festival Monday evening. Spent all day yesterday unloading, then housecleaning for in laws' arrival for dinner, then to youngest son's HS graduation, then to IHOP for dessert, then home, died, was raised from dead this AM, back to work, then office cleaning, then band practice, now at TF's and about to die.

I may get to rest up from Fest on Saturday, but I'm not counting on it.

Had the dad-in-law visiting up till yesterday. The three of us put in 6 or 7 electrical outlets, a phone outlet, added three basement lighting fixtures, cleaned out the dryer ducts and re-ducted part of the run, power-washed the patio, put up new curtain hardware and drapes in the living room, took care of the carpenter bees that are trying to eat the soffits above the garage, installed motion sensors on the garage lighting, caulked appropriate firebreaks into the fixture holes the garage ceiling, cleaned the gutters, drank a couple of cases of beer, mowed the lawn, cooked up a storm and ate it all.

Now I need a nap. :zzz:

I was on vacation all last week with no internet access (by design). Looks like I missed some stuff.

Mainly I've been drifting in and out of dozes, occasionally rising to puke.

3 days late :eyebrow:

I'm in my Pam personality.

Piss And Moan.

Didn't think you all would want to hear her.

BTW Pam IS driving a BMW! (bitch, moan and whine!) so at least she's got a killer ride.

also_ you know what's fucked up? I asked this autistic kid in my lit. class if he knew the movie where sean connery was wearing nothing but a bandolier and HE KNEW THE NAME OF THE MOVIE!


I think we bonded.

anyway- flint knows the movie, too. therefore - flint is autistic.

4 days late :thepain: damn cow

Look, I've been busy with shit! Haven't you noticed that I've been gone a while? No...you didn't, did ya? Well thanks a fucking lot! Glad to see there's so much fucking love here! Yeah...you can all fuck yourselves!

*ahem* :)

Nirvana ... are you sure it's not just gas?


j/k ... I know, you're a professional.

I actually noticed when you came back that you had been gone a long while. I thought you left to become a priest.

Ummm...no. Though I did think about joining the priesthood as a child. Don't know what the fuck I was thinking there.

You wanted to molest yourself?


:bolt:

That makes me think of this clip from South Park.

How's the cow, nirv?

And where the hell has everybody been today? hmm? the weather's been lousy, you should all be here posting for my entertainment

Is it like the cellar's "time-of-the-month"? Hmm? Does everyone stay away in case the tip jar needs a boost to fill? Hmmmm? Don't think i haven't got your number, sonny-jim!