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Kitsune 05-14-2009 07:23 PM

You Are What You Eat
 
An idea brought about by this collection of images and descriptions, I want to see the horrors (and all the good stuff) of Cellarite's fridges!

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We purchase refrigerators the way we fill them: out of necessity—to preserve the milk; to keep the greens from wilting. But from the right vantage point, an open fridge is the perfect staging grounds for a discussion of consumption. And if the aphorism holds true—if we really are what we eat—then refrigerators are like windows into our souls.
"Science experiments" should, of course, be noted in detail.

jinx 05-14-2009 07:40 PM

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RFN.... and for some reason this feels more personal than posting my naked ass...

Family of 4.

Edit: What's with the rattlesnake?

richlevy 05-14-2009 07:54 PM

From all of the soy and rice milk, I'd say you were vegan, but on the bottom left it looks like a package of chicken along with cold cuts in the middle. Interesting.

Kitsune 05-14-2009 08:03 PM

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Mmm... food.

Sheldonrs 05-14-2009 08:45 PM

Are you calling me a dick?!!!!!

lumberjim 05-14-2009 11:22 PM

this is kinda cool....

I can decide what kind of snack i want before i even go downstairs!

lumberjim 05-14-2009 11:23 PM

meh....there's nuthin to eat.

Clodfobble 05-15-2009 07:14 AM

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I see what this really is. A chance to promote our brand loyalties.

Kitsune, we use the same brand of mayonnaise, syrup, and that little jar of minced garlic.

I can't be arsed (thank you, Dwellar Ferriners) to take a photo of the fridge right now, but I do happen to already have one of my freezer:

Alluvial 05-15-2009 07:23 AM

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Clodfobble, you have lots of stuff 'put up' in there don't you? I love it!

glatt 05-15-2009 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 565868)
we use the same brand of mayonnaise

We used to be loyal Hellman's consumers. Then one day when it was my turn to shop, there was an amazing sale on Kraft mayo because they were promoting some new rectangular shaped plastic jar that was supposedly easier to use with a knife. So I had to buy it. It was too cheap to ignore. And you know what? Neither of us could taste a difference between Kraft regular mayo and Hellman's regular mayo. Even in mayo heavy recipes, they were identical. Now we just buy whatever is cheaper that day. The rectangular Kraft jar, by the way, may be slightly better with a knife, but not worth seeking out.

If you buy flavored mayo like miracle whip, or light mayo, YMMV. But regular mayo is regular mayo.

Clodfobble 05-15-2009 08:07 AM

Ah, unless that regular mayo is full of gluten.


My snark is less effective, however, because it turns out that Kraft mayo does happen to be one of the ones that's gluten-free. But in my defense, I had to go searching for that information, while Hellmann's is kind enough to put it right on the bottle for me.

Undertoad 05-15-2009 08:22 AM

Trader Joe's mayo is distinctive and awesome.

xoxoxoBruce 05-15-2009 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Alluvial (Post 565871)
Clodfobble, you have lots of stuff 'put up' in there don't you? I love it!

She works at it, take a look. ;)

Elspode 05-15-2009 04:29 PM

If I am what I eat, I'm going to have to post a picture of someone's...nevermind.

lumberjim 05-15-2009 08:12 PM

cock?

Tiki 05-16-2009 12:36 AM

Not RFN... a couple of years old, but quite comprehensive.

http://sinmonkey.com/?q=node/21

DanaC 05-16-2009 04:44 AM

Wow. Love the crystals!

Undertoad 05-16-2009 08:56 AM

your toilets are probably happy the vegan is gone

Pie 05-16-2009 10:55 AM

Now I know where you live. Or used to live. :ninja:

Tiki 05-16-2009 02:44 PM

I'm stunningly easy to find online, even if I don't post a link to one of my websites.

It's because I have no fear.

Also because I've given up trying to be anonymous. :lol:

Gravdigr 05-16-2009 03:33 PM

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What recession?

Kitsune 05-16-2009 03:45 PM

So much ice cream. Mmmm...

Elspode 05-16-2009 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 566043)
cock?

You think of cock more than any other allegedly straight male I know.

lumberjim 05-16-2009 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 566219)
You think of cock more than any other allegedly straight male I know.

somehow, i really really doubt that.


and I speak of cock in a more allegorical sense. I hesitated after i posted that....nearly deleted it.....and then..said....meh..he'll get the joke.

it was your typical 8th grade dick joke. not really representative of my typical high standard of humor, but...hey.....even babe ruth struck out a few times.

Sheldonrs 05-17-2009 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 566242)
somehow, i really really doubt that.


and I speak of cock in a more allegorical sense. I hesitated after i posted that....nearly deleted it.....and then..said....meh..he'll get the joke.

it was your typical 8th grade dick joke. not really representative of my typical high standard of humor, but...hey.....even babe ruth struck out a few times.

You seem sexually confused Lj. First you talk about cocks and then babes. What up wit dat? :D

kerosene 05-18-2009 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Tiki (Post 566090)
Not RFN... a couple of years old, but quite comprehensive.

http://sinmonkey.com/?q=node/21

I don't know what half that stuff is for, but if I had your fridge, I might be able to trade its contents on craigslist for a late model compact car. That is exactly what I would do, too. :)

Tiki 05-20-2009 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by case (Post 566457)
I don't know what half that stuff is for, but if I had your fridge, I might be able to trade its contents on craigslist for a late model compact car. That is exactly what I would do, too. :)

If it's any consolation, I don't know either.

TheMercenary 05-20-2009 12:52 PM

Our frig looks like that and I find it hard to find anything.

DanaC 05-20-2009 03:03 PM

That's cause you're looking in the wrong place...try the fridge :P

diminished 05-25-2009 09:30 PM

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/173...fchampions.jpg

No refrigeration on this trip yet,but this is our food bag a few days ago.I may just be doomed.

Alluvial 05-25-2009 09:37 PM

Gravdigr I think it's time to make more tea (if that's what's in the pitcher). ;)

diminished I hope you have plenty of Dew or Dr. Pepper to wash that down.

diminished 05-25-2009 09:46 PM

Better than that.Budweiser.

monster 05-25-2009 10:11 PM

heehee.

dude, you need to change your user title. "Howay!" would be a start.

btw for all y'all that care..... Dim. confirmed that my mother was indeed still alive and still pretty nucking futs, and married a bloke who took her to church in a wheelbarrow. You just can't make this shit up......

Undertoad 05-25-2009 10:17 PM

Spray cheeze and twinkies... you have had the genuine American experience


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