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poetry challenge
There once was a place in the cellar
where the average dwellar could post a quick rhyme in 3 or 4-time and still emote more than old yeller think you can do better? ...well hell, my crayfish could do better, but still.... the challenge is to write 4 or 5 lines which must rhyme somehow on the topic chosen by the poster before you. next up: The Obamas' new dog don't forget to choose a new topic when you're done.... ...if we ever make it to 50 poems in here, we should have a poll to choose the best..... |
The dog that was bought by Obama
liked nothing but plenty of drama. They got in a trainer (it was our own Dana) and now the White House is much calmer. Phil Spector ... |
Phil Spector just wanted some fun.
She didn't, so he fed her a gun. He denied that he did it But the jury thought different So now no more hits number one. Somali pirates.. |
We're just in it for money,
Don't think this is funny. The US got their guy back, that is a matter of fact. So I'm not comin home honey. Clone Threads ... |
Flint, of quick wit and sharp tongue
"These clone threads!" he said he had brung Some Dwellars grumbled The Cloners got pummelled But that stopped no bit of the fun. topic: wtf images |
I came here for IOTD
Then Doodads and WTF hooked me The Cellar's like crack I just keep coming back Its like a goddam STD next: Freedom |
I forgot the new topic
'Cause I post while myopic Said Queen of the Ryche As she plugged up the dyke With her finger that UR not sorry about. Cellar collage. |
Jim put on his sketching bandanna.
"The Dwellars will love me maņana! It's a really good day Cos I've worked out a way To procure a new pic of Brianna!" Bo, the new white house portugese water dawg |
(see #2)
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The Obamas love their dog Bo
Even more than you ever can know But if the girls want his puppies They'd better buy guppies Cuz Bo is on the downlow. Millard Fillmore |
Quote:
I got nothing, so I'll talk about pigs. They are pink and delicious Although not too nutritious And this poem will offend all the prigs. "The Office" sitcom |
Dwight has a beet farm and a crush on a bitch-
A two-timing cat freak who didn't get hitched. I still like Angela, she has so much charm, And licking her cat didn't do her any harm. ---------------------------- More Office!! |
The Office again, huh? OK.
Eating bacon in bed is real nice. Oh, to smell a fresh a slice! But the George Foreman grill, your foot, it will kill So you'll need a small baggie of ice. Tiki's housemate |
Tiki's housemate is quite the douchebag,
She's really that much of a hag, She chit-chats all mornin' So Tiki'll be bornin' Her housemates dead body away. The paucity of ladies restrooms at Kiss concerts. |
Whether watching Metallica or Kiss
If you're a lady and you need to piss, Don't wait in that line, You'll run out of time - The guys I pass in the men's room Are well aware of this. Next: Reality TV |
(I like how you rhymed Kiss with piss! Very nice!)
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From Hotels windows they fly,
And shot by Elvis, they die, People believe what they see, somehow, fantastically When, in reality, TV is a lie next topic: viagra |
Quote:
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The subject from dear Lumberjim
Is not what he takes for his vim! No need for Viagra He cums like Niagara Just one look at Jinx does for him! Cuba ... |
They're opening Cuba to us!
You wonder what's all the fuss? With awesome cigars, and cool classic cars, They'll be packing tours in by the bus. Radar's hot dog stand |
I once knew a dwellar named Radar,
With a serious need for more moolah. So he hatched him a plan, To sell dogs from a van, Now he's building his fortune from wieners. The BBC |
In Florida, one would surmise
It's hot dogs that everyone buys. If he makes no mistakes They'll sell like hotcakes Or at least better than homeschool supplies. Edit: Crap! Too slow! |
there once was the Old BBC
where one could hear Poetry and all that cool crap but now it's just rap coz they want to be like MTV Canker sores |
Background: I once (ahem) 'lived off the state' for a while (i was locked up). There was a guard, Fitzpatrick, that was about 500 lbs., who constantly had a styrofoam coffee cup in his hand. It contained "smokeless tobacco product" spit. Nasty as hell. He couldn't talk for spitting. I think he used the same cup the whole time I was there. I left this little limerick on my cell wall when I left:
There once was a jail guard named Fitz Who had a bad case of the shits He found some corks in a stash And pounded one up his ass So now instead of shitting he spits |
Can skoal cause canker sores???
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There once was a prosperous banker,
who sat in his office and wankered, one day while he jerked his secretary worked he gave her a canker to thank her |
Forgot next topic;
petroleum jelly |
There was young fellow named Kelly
Whose dick is now stuck to his belly Because in his haste He used library paste Instead of petroleum jelly Next topic: Mucus |
There was a young artist from France
Who’s work fused mucus with dance His most infamous boogey Was called Hock a Loogie It’s said he’s still seeking romance next: bad drivers |
lmao!
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A slow poke driver named Fong
Was slowly poking along, "This car is a turd, It won't shift out of third, No wonder my trips take so long." next subject: Hubble Space Telescope |
I'm a long cylinder, I blasted off
I can see black holes that sputter also Ur anus and your milky way What? Get your mind out the gutter! next; the economy |
(I posted this somewhere else on the cellar, I think)
A young working girl from Kilkenny, Would screw like a mink for a twenty. For half of that sum, You could go up her bum, Which proved a great bargain for many. next subject: dirty sex |
Sex on the beach is not such a peach
-you'll get sand where you really dont want it Sex in the mud is ever so good -and who gives a stuff if this line scans, you're still thinking about the sex in the mud, aren't you? next: fluffy baby animals |
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