I like everyone but YOU!
 

And you know who you are!!!

As a matter o' fact, yes I do, Mr Sheldon. :mad:

But I luvs you. Feeling guilty? Good!

;)

I'm Jewish. I feel guilty about everything. :D

The difference between Jews and Christians is Jews FEEL guilty for everything. Christians ARE guilty for everything. lol!!!

(Goin' ta hell for THAT too!)

I was raised Catholic. For guilt, we're right behind you. As I've always said: Catholicism is based on guilt and alchohol. Alcohol gives us more to feel guilty about. See the conundrum? This is why I don't participate. :lol:

I know shel doesn't like me.


he doesn't have to rub it in.


plus, flint is crazy.


PS - catholics are guilty drunks and jews just are guilty chocolate freaks. All the Jews I know are crackers over chocolate. What's with that?

of course, i don't expect shel to answer. he hates me.

But he certainly likes the chocolate. do jews qualify as crackers though?

Okay, so I'm crazy.

The answer is President U.S. Grant. Ha!!! And you said I wouldn't answer you! :p

the fact that you managed to avoid the whole 'chocolate question' raises some interesting speculation. Most addicts don't want to talk about their 'problem' - hell, most addicts don't even think they have a problem. You blame others for your use, don't you, Sheldon? It's ok. You're in a safe place. Here's a tissue...

How is eating chocolate a problem? Unless you run out of it.

I like my chocolate like I like my men. Milky, smooth and rich.

That's funny because I hated everyone but you. What a mess we are in now....:)

It's like the Hate of the Magi.

And in the words of O. Henry, in a first draft of his story; "What the fuck is a fob!?!".

I dislike all of you at times, and I like that the feeling is mostly mutual.

lmao!

:(

Huh-uh.

I don't think that's an accurate feeling. I think you're suffering from paranoia which can be cured by PROnoia.*



*google it.

The Jews invented guilt and the Catholics perfected it.

It's always about you, isn't it?

No, not at all - its usually about pie. :)

;)

pie R squared.

No, pie are round.

Sicilian pies are square.....

Well...not so much square, as cuboid and very heavy...no bouyancy.

No bouyancy?

55 gallon drums have buoyancy.

Hmm...

55 gallon drums and Sicilians ....
I think I see a connection....

Then you're on your own.
I saw nothing, I see nothing, I don't even know what a Sicilian is, bye...:bolt:

:lol2: I don't know why, it cracked me up. Maybe because the bunny is rising.

Kind of like the Great Pumpkin?

"Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hate!"

"Again?" "That trick never works."

Me?! its me isn't it!
Damnit Shel and I was willing to get a sex change for you.
or atleast an attachement

I appreciate the gesture but I prefer the real thing. :D

I was born this way! I cant help it :(

I forgive you. lol!!!