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morethanpretty

03-10-2009 10:19 PM

Put in your order:

Jim is giving lap dances!

Classicman has already gotten his, he gave good reviews.

lumberjim

03-10-2009 10:21 PM

a boy has to make a living

Nirvana

03-10-2009 10:25 PM

Kewl I will meet you here tomorrow nite at 11pm!

classicman

03-10-2009 10:25 PM

and a man must donate to the children

Shawnee123

03-10-2009 11:10 PM

Get me Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.

ZenGum

03-10-2009 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 543907)

Get me Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.

I wish I didn't have such a visual (and dirty) imagination.

Shawnee123

03-10-2009 11:20 PM

I don't get it. :confused:

Please explain in intricate detail. Thank you.

ZenGum

03-10-2009 11:22 PM

Lap dancing ... mayo ... err, are you getting it yet?

Shawnee123

03-10-2009 11:23 PM

No, where does the ham come in?

ZenGum

03-10-2009 11:28 PM

Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.

Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?

Shawnee123

03-10-2009 11:29 PM

I know. I was pitching one in to ya, dude. You're slipping.

;)

Tulip

03-10-2009 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 543931)

Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.

Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?

Hmm....it actually has been that long since I was a teenager. Thanks for the explanation. I honestly didn't get it. I thought ham was for the butt, you know, cuz it's a lap dance. So, where the mayo come in??? :blush: LOL.....:D

Beestie

03-11-2009 02:51 AM

Countdown to another amazingly awesome one-liner from Sheldonrs: 3... 2... 1...

xoxoxoBruce

03-11-2009 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tulip (Post 543935)

Ham is lapdancer. Mayo from lapdancee. ;)

SteveDallas

03-11-2009 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 543932)

I was pitching one in to ya, dude.

Oh, is that what you kids call it these days.

Trilby

03-11-2009 01:45 PM

steve - I don't hear any piano practicing in there...

lumberjim

03-11-2009 02:08 PM

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Clodfobble

03-11-2009 02:17 PM

That's a surprisingly good display of artistic skill, LJ. Nice foreshortening on the ham, very believable viscosity in the mayo dribbles, and a real sense of motion in the flying gobs... quality stuff!

Pico and ME

03-11-2009 02:25 PM

This place just cracks me up.

SteveDallas

03-11-2009 02:43 PM

What's that ring? Does the ham have a piercing???

lumberjim

03-11-2009 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 544116)

What's that ring? Does the ham have a piercing???

hambone!

classicman

03-11-2009 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 544117)

ham-boner!

Fixed that for ya...:3_eyes:

Shawnee123

03-11-2009 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 543931)

Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.

Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 544108)

NSFW!

Now see, I wasn't really confused at first but now I am. Is the ham a boy or a girl? If it's a boy, then the mayo needs some serious medical attention.

TheMercenary

03-11-2009 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 543883)

Jim is giving lap dances!

Classicman has already gotten his, he gave good reviews.

Pass. Call Richard Simmons.

Sundae

03-12-2009 10:35 AM

My question, can he make it rotate, and SLAP to the music? And FALP and FLOP to the music?
You know, like the tassles the girls wear.

I had a friend (before she turned into the housemate-bitch-from-hell) whose on & off & on again fuck buddy did the BEST willy dance EVAH. How do I know? She told me! (and he did it for me although she didn't know when we were all on Ecstacy...)
It's a talent!

I think I'm thinking too much bout LJ's cock.

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