Cellar game:Fuck, Marry, and ...
 

Sit next to in the back of a mini cooper on a cross country road trip.

You all know this game but it would be too easy for a few of you dwellars to come up with a list of folks they'd like to off, so I changed the last action item. (Thanks Pooka and Flint)

Since it may creep you out to know who would want to Fuck, Marry, or travel cross country in the back of a Mini Cooper, especially if the feelings are unrequited, I'd suggest that you post anonymously. Or better yet, ignore this thread completely. That's my plan but I promised Jim I'd do my part.

Pfft. I'm not playing if I don't get to kill anybody.

Fuck? You don't have that much time.
Marry? No thank you.
Mini? I dont fit by myself, the question is moot.

2007 Mini Cooper back seat

The real test would be the back seat of the original Austin Mini.

I like pictures.

no but the thread does remind me of a long and windy taxi-ride sat in the lap of a bloke I really fancied way back 30 (thirty!:eek: how did that happen?!?!?!) years ago ... I still see him now and again - I wonder if he remembers, too ...

Huh? . . . What did we do?

He obviously wants to marry one of you and . . . . .well.

Oh the term action item was in a thread about selling your jeep. I never heard the term before.

Fuck, marry, and road-trip with? Does it have to be the same person?

I reckon Pie would be good to roadtrip with. Some people around here are a bit too chatty...could get annoying. :D

I'm already married and fucked, so I wont worry about the first two.

Damn.
Just when I was getting masturbation down pat.
Lemme see, now. Can it be ourselves?

Oh, how funny. That's my business talk.

Fuck: ZenGum
Marry: Classicman
Ride in a car with: Jinx

C'mon ya pansies! Post!

Jim, was that you?

Hmm...let's see:

1) No comment
2) No comment
3) No comment

a hat trick for Shawnee!

no!

mine:

fuck: Tunk

marry: razzamahomewrecker

Ride: ZippyG

If registering a sock puppet wasn't such a process these days.... Well, I think you know who would be posting to this thread.

New Cellar member "No Comment" would have something to say.

Can't be arsed to get the password (how lazy is that?)
Happy to have my preferences known anyway.

Fuck - Jim. Of course! My crush is well known. Thought I question his ability to ride the waves, having been with a supermodel for his whole adult life.
Marry - Bruce. Again of course. The man with a twinkle in his keyboard. I can't imagine ever getting tired of him.
Mini ride - Dani. Have met her in real life. She'd let you kip if you needed to, and would turn the other way while you wiped the dribble off afterwards. And if you were otherwise inclined she'd either have something interesting to say about everything passing, or just sit in companiable silence.

Oh, and she's skinny. Sorry, but I do need 3/4 of the seat.