You can't do nice things for people!
 

So I'm pulling out of the Wendy's with a big bag of burgers and I see this guy sitting at the bus stop, and I figure hey, I bet this guy could use a burger. So I grab a burger and toss it to him out the window, but, I guess he didn't see it coming (nobody expects a free burger!) so I yell, "Hey, bro!"

So he turns around and right at that moment the incoming burger hits him right in the face. Now, by this time I've pulled out and I'm on my way down the road, but, get this: I look in my rearview mirror and the guy is yelling at me! He's all mad. And I'm like "Hey, I just gave you a free burger!"



Please note: this is not a true story.

See, ungrateful bastards like that are why nobody should give a shit.

Puh...entitlement mentality.

So, I'm sitting at the bus stop in front of Wendy's this afternoon and I hear some guy yell, "Hey, bro!" ...

lol nicely done HLJ

I hope he sues.

i give bums pizzas all the time. 'cept i make sure they want it first.

yeh. i sar et

no u di'int

i deed. jinx sho'ed meh

He never said which bit wasn't true.

Truth be told, the Flintsville police are now investigating their third headless hobo in what the press are calling the spinning pizza killings.

Dude, I wait at bus stops and I'd be pissed off too if you threw a damn Wendy's burger at my face.



Now, if it was from Burger King.....

This is what is fundamentally wrong with Flint's attitude toward life. You can't just chuck a burger at some poor, unsuspecting sap. You have to isolate and study him before you can understand the type of burger that will best assist him on his lonely, but essentially vital, road to self-discovery.

Flint. Chucking random burgers! As if!

PS - also, his story reads like a Jack Handey blurb.

Bri- that's what I thought when I read it!

Hehehe.....I didn't catch this. Thanks Monster for pointing this out. :p

I tried chunking burgers at strangers at bus stops.

Meh... not my bag.

I do however enjoy using hot coffee. Just make sure the bus isn't going to stop at the next corner.

At least you don't use pizza boxes like Jim, I bet that would hurt.

When I clicked on the thread, I was expecting another computer-fix-up horror.
Ummm.. wait, you think that's bad?

Wait, what? You know about Jack Handey, Bri? You watched SNL? Wasn't that past your bedtime?

Very funny, Mr. Dallas.

I recall watching Mr. Bill and falling about in paroxysms of laughter.

Verily, I am that old :reaper:

Oh yeah, another friend just died. He was a bass player in a local funky band. Overdose number two for 2009. Sigh.

Just wait until Obama's Hamburger Bailout Bus hits your town.

I do that too. I felt bad for this one guy. He immediately sat down and started eating it and it was so hot he kept burning his mouth but he was so hungry he couldn't stop himself. It was like...ouch...mmm...ouch....mmmm