Please, please, please....
 

...he's on my Christmas list for this year....ok?

D & G can certainly pick em

I certainly have no objection to you taking him home. Have at it. ;)

makes me think back to my days as a model

Why would you want a gay man, Ducks? Besides, if he has to wear two watches, you know he'd always be late for your dates.

If you watch enough Stooges when you are young, you can find a clip for every occasion.

He looks like an old boyfriend of mine.

Better off with something less high maintenance. ;)

The hair's awful. Why would a man do that to his head?

And I'm sure he's compensating for something else.

A limited world view?

Something's limited.

Fella oughtn't be a swimsuit model.

Maybe it was just really cold? lol

while I appreciate the body and the bone structure, the hair IS ridiculous. And I'll bet he's not very handy around the house. At my age, I want a man who is handy. Forget the romance, just fix the sink.

(and be a literary genius, too :)

What's wrong with the hair? Mine looks a lot like that, only it lays flat.

I shaved it to hide a bad dye job (my wife isn't allowed to do my hair anymore) and it's now about 1.5 inches long. With bed head, I look JUST like him, less the tat.

You can have him if I can have Steve Pemberton.
Or Ian Hislop.

You could change sides of the bed with him depending on whether you're in the mood for tats or not.

And while you've got him.... feed the poor bastard.

ADDENDUM

Also buy him a shirt and make him pull his goddam britches up.

Not bashing your guy or anything Ducks, but... You realise he shaves his pubes?!
Your bath would always be blocked up, and your leg shaving razor blunt.

Just saying.

I'll take a fat-faced, incredibly intelligent, ambitious, urbane, witty and remarkably funny man any day.

Well, puts us in the same boat I guess.
Mine are hetero, but have kids. Nobody's perfect.

Hislop top, Pemberton bottom.
And if you have the chance to see Have I Got News for You, The League of Gentlemen or Benidorm (all award winning) - go at it!

I'm with ya 100%. Stephen Fry readily comes to mind. HIPPOPOTAMUS was hilarious!

I dunno if Ducks actually wants to keep him.

Maybe she just wants to play with him... :)

And anyway, maybe he is handy...and witty and intelligent.

You girls just shouldn't judge a book by it's cover!

My ears were burning, so I logged in, and saw you were talking about me. :-p

yup. what she said.something musta shrunk it, doubt it's the cold...

Maybe he has a really long tongue...

Sure ducks, whatever you want. I'll get right to workin on gettin you that.

Uhm, what's his name, address, and phone number?


(...new at this "santa" thing)

Put a cap in his ass and he won't walk with such a swish.

Is this a new treatment for teh ghey?
Let me know if you have any success...

Amen to that, sister!
Jack Black.

And honestly, I don't want someone who thinks he's prettier than me. Mind you, it isn't physically possible, but I don't want him to *think* it. :-)

That second guy you posted looks exactly like my ex when he is pissed.

I'm available...Will ya take 1 out of 6?