Hi guys
 

I decided I like you, so I'm gonna hang out for a while.

'Cause apparently what I really need is to have another forum to distract me from working, I guess? I don't know. Anyway, I'm a recent safari-goer, but rather than continue using my safari name I figured I would join using a handle that I've been using online since my dialup BBS days.

Welcome. Sit down. Rest your feet.

Hello Tiki, Welcome. Tell us a little about yourself - feel free to dip your feet in the waters and get comfortable.

That you know the words "dial up" and "BBS" that should hold you in good stead here!

Welcome.

I knew some of you would go native.

Hi Tiki,
Welcome to the Cellar. It's good to have you.

Greetings Tiki! Enjoy! :D

Thanks for the welcome!

More about myself? Well, let's see. I'm a 37-year-old in the process of getting a divorce. I've got three kids. For a living I'm a lampwork glass artist, for fun I geek it up on the internet, walk, garden, swim, rollerskate, knit, or occasionally go camping. I've been "Tiki" online since about 1989, on such obscure boards with tiny user bases as "Key880", "Extreme Books", "Cervix Couch", and "The Cheese Vault". I once ran a board called "John Brown's Ode to Whiskey", which a vindictive ex deleted right before moving out, so it was reborn as the short-lived "Big Gay Tiki's Big Gay BBS".

Um

I have a lot of pets, and my housemate is a beautiful chemist.

I like sticks, and cones, and orange, and am a founding member of the bacon cult.

:welcome: Home Tiki. We like you , you do not have to address us as Lord Fargon.

Wow - Have we got a thread for you - Bacon!...wtf

Welcome Tiki!

Like stained glass lamps? Or something else?

wana go on a star trek internet safari to principia discordia with us?

Beads, marbles, and small vessels, mostly. :)

I think it might be a little weird... and a little fun!

The bacon taped to a cat is my eternal favorite!

My best friend just left because she was having an allergy attack and I have another hour before my platonic boyfriend arrives. What do I do with all this time?

You know, I've known two other people in my life that went by Tiki, one male, one, female, both in the real world...and both over thirty years ago.

Welcome!

Well Hello Tiki!

Nice to meet you *smiles* Glad you decided to stick around. I'm sure others will gen you up on the rules around here, but a few off the top of my head:

anything you use, you wash and that includes the whale penis;

don't move the chairs around, it upsets a couple of the more anal members;

soda's free, but anything else there's a tipjar on the bar *points*

and

Watch the third step on the way out...there's something gross on there...

Tiki was the name of the guy who ran my summer camp... (30 years ago, Elspode). He was hippie-like, and ultra cool. Welcome Tiki.

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Tiki has been assimilated
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Other Discordians to follow :borg:
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Resistance is futile
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The collective prospers
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:)

I, for one, welcome our new Polynesian fetish.

knit, hey? Okay ...

Is that weird? It's pretty much just scarves. I just finished the most insane scarf for a very beloved friend, it's almost six feet long and made of the most gorgeous gray wool.

I used to handspin and dye my own, too, and I want to get back into it.

No, nononono, .... no ... not wierd. I knit socks, and other stuff. There's a picture of a knitted cock here somewhere ...

Glad you're staying. Make yourself comfortable! Don't eat my cake.

Mmmm, cockwarmers!

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=15883

The lumberjim memorial knitting thread

(I always forget how to make the text into a link...damn)

Tiki, you sound like a ginormous nerd. :)


I loves the nerds! Welcome and have phun!

Thanks! Yes, I am a ginormous nerd. :D

hi tiki!