An open letter to those who have wished me ill.
 

Wish granted.








F*ck you very much.

what the hell did i miss?

Big............what?

wtf?

Who did what when?

I think V had a drink and recently. Or didn't take him meds. Understandable, either one.... ....but dude, "you're shitting in the happy place" to quote a dwellar not too far from here...

Why would anyone wish you ill BigV? There's a couple who are a bit stand-offish but it doesn't mean they wish you ill.

We all know how hard this is for you, but surely you can't blame people if they've been bitten once before...can you?

You will get through this. As monster said, don't mess up the place you come to for comfort. Just let people care for you as they'd like.

>>positive thoughts for BigV<<

Me too.

*has a coven meeting for all the cellarites*

I think that is V's way of saying that he's illin'
and it wasn't directed to any dwellar but to the world at large, in a general sense.

Those who have wished him ill have gotten their wish.

I, for one, wish him a hill, not ill. So my wish hasn't been granted as far as I know.

one could wish him Dill?
http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/index-bilder/dill.jpg

or a shill?

Or a bill?

or maybe, a Jill?

I was going to do the Jill, but decided it would be cruel.

Nah, I've been in his shoes. sometimes just a little bit of Jill takes the sting away.

Or a Trill?

Just looking at that picture makes my belly button itch.

Not a good idea. Everyone knows "The Trill is Gone".

That made my funny bone itch

I wish someone would wish me a Jill or Trill.

All the Jill's and Trill's are gone, soto you Merc, I wish a Phil.

or would you rather a Gil?

Oh LORD no!!!!!!!!!! :bolt:

The most obnoxious person ever to inhabit the planet. Yes, even more so than Richard Simmons. :lol:

I know. My mom used to watch his talkshow when I was a kid. scarred for life, I tell you.

C'mon merc - why not both?

What - you mean like a Merc sandwich and they're the bread? You're sick Cman. My brain just doesn't work all nasty like yours.

Ugggggg! You bastids! You wait till I find you guys a wish! You just wait![/laughingMAO]

It's probably too much to hope big v got a chuckle out of this thread. I know I did.

sorry Big V.

I wish there was something I could say you would believe in like, just maybe there is someone better suited for you. I think more than likely since you seem like a very attractive and well rounded person.

please hang on because there is life again after the pain.:(

Kim Jong?

I would never wish Kim Jong on anyone!! lol!

Spill. We do not wish you spill either.

Oh the humanity! *shuts eyes and looks away*

Litterers!

I see that in Mexico all the time.

I see intact bottles...let's go!

10,000 bottles of beer on the wall....

As sick as it is there's a part of me that wants a palmyra broom. And a van with ice. And a few metal trash cans.

Footer- that pic is my new desktop if the resolution is good enough...

ETA more pics I found looking for a high res one :)

I spoke with V at some length the other night. He certainly didn't express any animosity toward anyone here. He's having the roughest time he can imagine, and will undoubtedly need some support, as we all do from time to time.

Glad he's doing ok.

Part of the support here is that we hope to make him laugh. Laughter gets you through anything!

That made me feel queasy.

You know, that kind of queasy when your stomach just drops out the bottom of your ... uh ... bottom. Whatever. You know the feeling.

All I can say is at least that was not the ceramic topped bottles. I would be despondent for days over that.

Hang in their V. We are all pulling for you. Thanks for the update splode.

I consider V to be a friend. A friend I have never met, and will probably never meet IRL. This same precept applies to nearly everyone here. I've spoken to some of you on the phone, usually with me shitfaced drunk. I've met two of you IRL, and enjoyed the experience immensely.

I am of the mind that, if we aren't absolutely *real* and meaningful here, then The Cellar is a waste of time.

Maybe if we keep that in mind, even when we're being edgily funny and over the top, there'd be less stupidity.

Or not. Fuck me.

As usual, very well put. I wish I could be as eloquent as you. I agree with a lot of the first part - the last part though, no thanks. :headshake

Aah...People should decide how real they would like to be here. It's a matter of choice. People come here for different reasons. Even if it is just to show us their butt, I appreciate it. ;)

On topic:
My thoughts are with you Big...Though sometimes I am completely clueless as to what you are talking about. Unfortunately I think I am going through about 1/5 of the crap you are, and I am glad you can be this strong. Cheers big and I hope you read this stuff. We are rooting for you.

I'll send good vibes. Hopefully they exist. lol.

You're strong too, Cic. :) Just so you know...

How much can she bench?

Seconded. Just say the word, BigV and I'll have Lumberjim pay them a visit.

I heard that it could be as many as six a night, but if it's more than three, she demands pillows and a bathroom break.

:rotflol: @ mons

OMG, it all makes sense now..... it was Principia Discordiwhatsit who wished BigV ill, most especially Kai

also, fuck you kai