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Shawnee123 01-21-2009 08:26 AM

I don't know where else to put this
 
SHUT THE FUCK UP...DO YOU EVER THINK, OR DO YOU KNOW WHEN TO FUCKING LET IT GO?

Jesus H Cripes

racist sexist cultist asshole

That is all.

Undertoad 01-21-2009 08:29 AM

Geez, I said I was sorry.

Shawnee123 01-21-2009 08:29 AM

lol...not nearly enough times. Say it like you mean it. ;)

Beest 01-21-2009 08:43 AM

adding'.Mistress Shawnee' might help.:whip:

Sheldonrs 01-21-2009 08:55 AM

Did I miss a meeting or did Shawnee miss her meds? :-)

Shawnee123 01-21-2009 08:59 AM

I miss used (sic) my meds. That's Miss Miss Mistress, to you. ;)

monster 01-21-2009 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beest (Post 524815)
adding'.Mistress Shawnee' might help.:whip:

you're supposed to be working :mad: stop chatting up the chicks online and get back to it. besides, your red-headed secretary will get jealous and then you won't get any in the xerox room.....

Sundae 01-21-2009 09:32 AM

Why is mt left eye watering? That's what I want to know.
My lovely "smokey eyes" maek-up is ruined on that side now and I leave soon.

When I find out which of you is responsible I am going to be all over you like scabies.

Sort it out. Now.

Shawnee123 01-21-2009 10:12 AM

What the heck woman? Touch-up! Touch-up!


And have fun. :)

HungLikeJesus 01-21-2009 10:18 AM

Use a sharpie, then it won't run. And they come in lots of colors.

Shawnee123 01-21-2009 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 524832)
you're supposed to be working :mad: stop chatting up the chicks online and get back to it. besides, your red-headed secretary will get jealous and then you won't get any in the xerox room.....

Um, errrrrr. I got beest and beestie mixed up. :p

footfootfoot 01-21-2009 10:56 AM

We'd call you a sadistic, beestie, necrophile but that would be beating a dead horse.

Shawnee123 01-21-2009 12:08 PM

Better than needing some red borscht.

Huh?

Wickedly_Tasteful 01-21-2009 12:42 PM

Wow...*wonders what the hell is going on here*

footfootfoot 01-21-2009 12:57 PM

I don't know where else to put this

Well, there is the bad place...


(It's not my fault)

Shawnee123 01-21-2009 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 524908)
I don't know where else to put this

Well, there is the bad place...


Utah?

Beestie 01-21-2009 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 524863)
Um, errrrrr. I got beest and beestie mixed up. :p

Beest is Monster's husband and I am no one in particular.

SteveDallas 01-21-2009 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 524914)
Utah?

You know. The bad place. Maybe you need somebody to draw you a map.

Shawnee123 01-21-2009 02:17 PM

Right after they draw me a bath.

footfootfoot 01-21-2009 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 524941)
You know. The bad place. Maybe you need somebody to draw you a map.

It's below Tasmania, right?

Shawnee123 01-21-2009 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 524982)
It's below Tasmania, right?

Tasmania...tasmania...tas...HEY, is that another word for tramp stamp? :lol:

Aliantha 01-21-2009 03:48 PM

Tasmania is the bad place

kerosene 01-21-2009 04:00 PM

I thought Eastern Colorado was.

Aliantha 01-21-2009 04:02 PM

Well I don't know...Tasmania is pretty bad...

kerosene 01-21-2009 04:05 PM

Does it have near constant summer tornadoes, horrible winters and a methlab on every cornfield county road?

Aliantha 01-21-2009 04:07 PM

Hmmm...no, but it is illegal to be gay there, and it's pretty cold almost all the time and it's the place where the largest masacre of innocent people by a single gunman ever occured.

kerosene 01-21-2009 04:11 PM

Yeah, I think that is probably worse...but Eastern Colorado is close. Plus, my husband's ex is from there, so that may be more personally worse.

Aliantha 01-21-2009 04:14 PM

lol...possibly. Sounds like a good enough reason to me.

ZenGum 01-21-2009 06:20 PM

Quote:

I don't know where else to put this...
... said the bishop to the actress...


And for the record, the Map of Tasmania is a beautiful sight.

As is Tassie itself, and Ali, if you were there right now, you would find the weather very nice. Winter, on the other hand ...
(Also, I believe the anti-gay laws have been repealed, although I am not certain and couldn't be bothered checking).

Undertoad 01-21-2009 06:25 PM

I could be bothered

http://www.greenleft.org.au/1997/273/17041

Anti-gay law overturned in 1997

Elspode 01-21-2009 06:26 PM

When speaking in euphemisms, I believe that "the bad place" would be referred to as being located immediately adjacent to and to the rear of "Panama".

skysidhe 01-21-2009 06:39 PM

I must be missing huge chunks of important information because I feel totally clueless when I read these threads anymore.

classicman 01-21-2009 06:50 PM

That's why you not a "fringe" dwellar, sky. See you are "in."

skysidhe 01-21-2009 07:02 PM

....but I think the word 'fringe' is cool kinda like 'tragically hip'. Now I feel so cheap. :P

Aliantha 01-21-2009 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 525045)
I could be bothered

http://www.greenleft.org.au/1997/273/17041

Anti-gay law overturned in 1997

Well that's one giant leap for Tasmania. It'd be hard to find a more conservative state in Australia (although we don't have that many to choose from).

I'll have to take that off my list of bad things about Tasmania. I guess it's back to the old two headed jokes then... :rolleyes:

Cicero 01-21-2009 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 524810)
SHUT THE FUCK UP...DO YOU EVER THINK, OR DO YOU KNOW WHEN TO FUCKING LET IT GO?

Jesus H Cripes

racist sexist cultist asshole

That is all.

ahh, ok. I've been served...........

Shutting it.:D

Crimson Ghost 01-21-2009 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 524914)
Utah?

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 524941)
You know. The bad place. Maybe you need somebody to draw you a map.

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 524908)
I don't know where else to put this

Well, there is the bad place...


(It's not my fault)

Camden, NJ?

xoxoxoBruce 01-22-2009 12:41 AM

Not that bad a place. :haha:

capnhowdy 01-22-2009 06:53 AM

There is no place like this place so this must be the place.

TheMercenary 01-22-2009 07:30 AM

I really think it is the other place, next to that place no one really knows about.

capnhowdy 01-22-2009 07:51 AM

If noone knew... it wouldn't be a PLACE.

Crimson Ghost 01-22-2009 11:17 PM

It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma....

Shawnee123 01-23-2009 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 525511)
It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma....


Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind


--Jack Handey

:p

skysidhe 01-23-2009 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 525245)
If noone knew... it wouldn't be a PLACE.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 525511)
It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma....

No one knows so it cannot be a place. By CG 's definition it has to be a thing.

Cicero 01-23-2009 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 525511)
It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma in a nightmare....

Fixed this for you.........:D

classicman 01-23-2009 01:37 PM

It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle in BACON inside a nightmare....
One last revision - sheesh

Crimson Ghost 01-23-2009 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 525707)
It's a mystery with a creamy nougat center wrapped in a crispy tortilla shell riddle in BACON inside a ooey, gooey caramel nightmare....
One last revision - sheesh

Revise that, ya rat bastich...

Crimson Ghost 01-23-2009 09:52 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 525627)
No one knows so it cannot be a place. By CG 's definition it has to be a thing.


That's the spirit, Thing. Lend a hand.

classicman 01-23-2009 11:25 PM

Very good CG -

Crimson Ghost 01-24-2009 12:58 AM

thanks.


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