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misty82 01-18-2009 10:50 AM

Need some training advice :)
 
My boyfriend and I are both switches and lately he's been talking a lot about wanting me to train him to enjoy eating cum. He's the first boyfriend I've ever had who not only lets me train him but really wants it. Does anybody have any advice as to a step by step plan that I can use to get him to enjoy eating his own sperm (and eventually possibly eating other men's cum).

The biggest challenge is that we're a long distance relationship at the moment as he lives in Belgium and I'm stuck here in the states until I can get the proper paperwork to join him. We get ten to twenty days together every couple months but most of our daily life and sex life is on webcam with one another while watching videos or reading stories.

As for limits, neither of us are into pain / humiliation and we're careful not to let the D&S spill over too much into our daily lives. To both of us it's just playtime, not a lifestyle.

So yeah, if anybody has any ideas as to how I can get him to enjoy eating cum, I would really appreciate it. My future goals for him include cleaning up his own cum after he jerks off, sucking his cum out of me after we have sex, and possibly eating the cum of other men in the future (after they fuck me or straight from the source ;) as he's got some fantasies of giving other men head as well).

Undertoad 01-18-2009 10:59 AM

Quote:

neither of us are into ... humiliation
You aren't. He definitely is.

misty82 01-18-2009 11:04 AM

Not really. By humiliation I mean being put into degrading situations, spoken to disrespectfully (even in play), etc.

Perhaps it's mildly humiliating for a man to eat cum but with his bisexual tendancies it's really just a natural step.

wolf 01-18-2009 11:06 AM

I think this may not be the board you're looking for. These are.

misty82 01-18-2009 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 523544)
You aren't. He definitely is.

Not really. He's got bisexual fantasies and tendencies, enjoying the taste and texture of cum is simply a natural step towards getting him to be able to act out those fantasies. I love cum, male or female and don't see swallowing it as humiliating in the least. He says it's the taste and texture that he has a hard time liking, not the actual thought of it. I don't plan to degrade him in any way, just to find a way to encourage him to enjoy the flavours.

Wolf, I took this thread to those other boards as well. I'm sorry if this is the wrong place for it.

misty82 01-18-2009 11:25 AM

Not really, Undertoad. He's got bisexual fantasies and tendencies, enjoying the taste and texture of cum is simply a natural step towards getting him to be able to act out those fantasies. I love cum, male or female and don't see swallowing it as humiliating in the least. He says it's the taste and texture that he has a hard time liking, not the actual thought of it. I don't plan to degrade him in any way, just to find a way to encourage him to enjoy the flavours.

Wolf, I'm sorry if this is the wrong forum for this thread. I've taken it to the board that you recommended as well.

lumberjim 01-18-2009 11:26 AM

blergh.

holy first fucking post, filth flajrn filth. what did you read that made you think this place would be in any way likely to house members that could offer advice of that sort?

and thanks for scarring my minds eye, btw.

gah!

anyway,.,.

try putting it in the freezer with a popsicle stick in it?

Undertoad 01-18-2009 11:32 AM

No it's not the eating cum part that makes him into humiliation. It's the you training him part. I mean, if I wanted to learn to eat cum I would just, you know, go and fuckin' do it. I wouldn't need training.

It's not like he doesn't have a supply ready at hand.

SteveDallas 01-18-2009 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 523561)
No it's not the eating cum part that makes him into humiliation. It's the you training him part. I mean, if I wanted to learn to eat cum I would just, you know, go and fuckin' do it. I wouldn't need training.

It's not like he doesn't have a supply ready at hand.


COOKIE!!!

Trilby 01-18-2009 12:08 PM

:lol2:
I am laughing so hard I can hardly...hahhahahahahahaha....

misty82 01-18-2009 12:21 PM

Nah, it's not humiliation. Humiliation involves disrespect, embarassing punishments, etc. What this is all about is simply that he has some fantasies that he'd like to realize someday but has found it difficult to push through his boundaries on his own. I know I've got some fantasies that I'm embarassed to talk about, much less to act on. Both of us being switches simply means that when we're playing the part of the dom we can push the other one through their boundaries into enjoying something that we want to but for some reason or another can't get around our own hangups enough to enjoy it without help from the other.

Lumberjim...I'm sorry, I saw all the threads about BDSM, Poly, etc. and simply assumed (in my naievity) that I might find someone here with experience in Dom / Sub dynamics and that I'd be able to talk about it in a respectful environment. I'm sorry that this came across as such an inappropriate post. Thanks for your time and respect, everyone.

Trilby 01-18-2009 12:32 PM

misty! I wasn't laughing at you! I was laughing at the responses...the men are so very against it, but they seem to like it when WE do it. There are people here with some Dom/Sub stuff going on but I think some of them are taking a Cellar break due to some completely other stuff.

Don't be hasty. just maybe open with a joke next time.

misty82 01-18-2009 12:39 PM

Thanks for clarifying Brianna, sorry for coming across as super sensitive there, just didn't expect those kinds of responses.

Makes you wonder if they think they're humiliating us when we eat it, huh? I'm just glad that my guy's not only mature enough to discuss our more unconventional fantasies but adventurous enough to experiment a bit with me so that our sex life stays exciting.

As for the whole men being against it sort of thing...hmm...to quote a famous chef...Why would you expect someone to eat something you've made if you, yourself won't eat it?

classicman 01-18-2009 12:43 PM

Can we just delete this whole thread and pretend it didn't happen?

Undertoad 01-18-2009 12:45 PM

Maybe you could have him blow a big loogie onto a plate and eat it.

Griff 01-18-2009 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 523558)
what did you read that made you think this place would be in any way likely to house members that could offer advice of that sort?

Logical outcome of not driving merc off the board. IMHO

Trilby 01-18-2009 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 523587)
Maybe you could have him blow a big loogie onto a plate and eat it.

Is that what you think when women do it? I'm just curious here.

xoxoxoBruce 01-18-2009 03:11 PM

Somehow the clinical descriptions in print just don't jive with the intimate acts they're describing. Eh, maybe I'm too much of a romantic. :neutral:

Aliantha 01-18-2009 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 523593)
Logical outcome of not driving merc off the board. IMHO

That's a bit rough. Merc is far from the regular member who talks about that sort of stuff the most.

Aliantha 01-18-2009 05:00 PM

Maybe he just doesn't like the taste of cum anyway. Some people just don't and that's all there is. Just like some people don't like avoccado.

DanaC 01-18-2009 05:02 PM

I like avacado...

TheMercenary 01-18-2009 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 523654)
That's a bit rough. Merc is far from the regular member who talks about that sort of stuff the most.

That's pretty funny since I can't see any of his bullshit posts anyhow. Yea, I can't think of but one time I ever mentioned cum. I could see how someone in the closet might think that.

lumberjim 01-18-2009 05:40 PM

the ignore feature is for little fairy boys. you know you read the posts anyway.....stop it. if you can't ignore someone on your own........yadda yadda blah.

Aliantha 01-18-2009 05:43 PM

Actually, I am in favour of the ignore feature. It just creates a barrier between you and the person you see as an antagonist for a while, and allows things to cool down a bit.

classicman 01-18-2009 05:53 PM

I've used the ignore feature several times. I still have two posters on ignore and I couldn't be happier.

Juniper 01-18-2009 06:03 PM

Yuck.

And that's all I've got to say about that.

footfootfoot 01-18-2009 06:10 PM

Now eating your go that's another matter entirely.

Nuh uh. Nope, no how. Not gonna happen.

DanaC 01-18-2009 06:42 PM

I have never used the ignore feature on any forum. I don't really see much use for it. Though I appreciate that others do. And I would far rather people used that than got so upset or wound up by another poster that it was affecting their ability to enjoy the Cellar.

TheMercenary 01-18-2009 07:08 PM

Ignore is an awesome feature. I don't care if others don't like it or use it. It serves a purpose and minimizes the significance of the poster on ignore while preserving the pleasure of the Cellar.

monster 01-18-2009 08:36 PM

Misty, have you tried wrapping it in Bacon? most people will eat pretty much anything wrapped in bacon and enjoy it. A vegetarian alternative might be melting a slice of sharp cheddar on top. Thinking about it, perhaps you might have more luck with your question in the food forum?

as for training men, marry them, stop fucking them, hide the TV remote and put a pron nanny on your interwebz access and they'll do pretty much anything and enjoy it....

;)

xoxoxoBruce 01-18-2009 08:40 PM

I refuse to believe Beest has been tamed. :lol2:

jinx 01-18-2009 08:41 PM

What about swatting him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper when he doesn't eat cum?



bleh

lumberjim 01-18-2009 08:41 PM

cheddar spam bacon spam and cum
spam cum cum spam cheddar and bacon
cum cheddar bacon spam cum and spam

monster 01-18-2009 08:47 PM

you need to put it in one of those little condiment cups (condoment cup?) and give hime some breaded mozzarella sticks or spicy chicken wings ..... or maybe Tostitos (testitos?)

Wickedly_Tasteful 01-18-2009 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 523805)
Misty, have you tried wrapping it in Bacon? most people will eat pretty much anything wrapped in bacon and enjoy it.
;)

Totally...my hubby will eat anything wrapped in bacon or has melted cheese on it...just try it that way LOL:sadsperm: :sadsperm:

lumberjim 01-18-2009 08:51 PM

down with the cum eating meme!

monster 01-18-2009 09:16 PM

....but, you know... in these days of economic depression.... well, it's a free renewable protein source.... and low calorie too, if certain women's magazines are to be believed....

monster 01-18-2009 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 523814)
down with the cum eating meme!

what about the eat-a-dick meme? Does the captain go down with the ship? :p

Undertoad 01-18-2009 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 523632)
Is that what you think when women do it? I'm just curious here.

No I was just looking for something HE produced that had a similar texture. After all, if he produced it he shouldn't be against eating it.

Aliantha 01-18-2009 09:36 PM

We all produce pee and poo too, but there's not a large proportion of the community that consumes those. ;)

monster 01-18-2009 09:36 PM

Perhaps it just needs an image overhaul/product relaunch.. How about "Maviare -the lo-cal protein drink for today's man"

Undertoad 01-18-2009 09:48 PM

Misty's take on it was "Why would you expect someone to eat something you've made if you, yourself won't eat it?" So if he hocks up a ball of phlegm and eats it, she has to as well. It only seems fair.

classicman 01-18-2009 09:48 PM

ewwwwwwwww... please just make it stop

Aliantha 01-18-2009 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 523838)
Misty's take on it was "Why would you expect someone to eat something you've made if you, yourself won't eat it?" So if he hocks up a ball of phlegm and eats it, she has to as well. It only seems fair.

Mmmm...communal phlegm...slides down just like an oyster...Mmmmm....

(I think I just made myself feel sick)

Undertoad 01-18-2009 09:55 PM

People you're not thinking about this fully. Now sure, you don't want to gack down somebody else's snot - but what if you're trained to? Then you might love it!

classicman 01-18-2009 09:56 PM

NOT! Especially not snot!

Aliantha 01-18-2009 09:57 PM

Ummm...nope...nope I'm pretty sure I still wouldn't love it.

I guess if someone trained me I might think differently, but fortunately, I think I'll class myself as an old dog this time.

footfootfoot 01-18-2009 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 523821)
what about the eat-a-dick meme? Does the captain go down with the ship? :p

On the ship. The captain goes down on the ship. (At least in Vol. 2 of Cum Guzzling sailors)

monster 01-18-2009 11:06 PM

Now you're talking seamen!

wolf 01-19-2009 12:49 AM

I'm starting to rethink my position on Clone Threads and Sock Puppets, both of which are significantly better than this.

misty82 01-19-2009 03:50 AM

Ok, so I've apologized for posting an inappropriate thread. Honestly, after seeing some of the threads that mention BDSM, I didn't think it would be out of place.

I made a mistake, I apologized, end of story. Brianna seemed to be the only one willing to accept my apology and realize that while I may have posted an off the wall thread there might be more to who I am than this one post. I stuck around in hopes that the rest of you might give me another chance but no, apparently the hive mind has decided I'm to be mocked and jeered at.

Funny thing is, I'm a pretty normal girl and fun as hell to talk to. I have many topics that I can speak intelligently about. I'm very friendly and loyal. But you'll never know that for yourselves now...will you?

Thanks, Brianna for looking past my mistake and treating me with the respect that another human deserves. The rest of you, go ahead and mock me, after all, you don't know me at all so it shouldn't bother me, right?

You have shown me the caliber of people who frequent this board pretty clearly. Bye.

TheMercenary 01-19-2009 07:08 AM

Don't be put off so easily. It is called thread drift. Stick around, there is much to be gained from being here. Hell, maybe you will get a new car. :D

footfootfoot 01-20-2009 03:31 PM

What was that other thing you said about taking your licks? That was a good one worthy of taglineage.

Really misty, don't get all offended. We're just taking the piss out of you. But in a British, jesting sort of way and not in a tubgirl scat kind of way.

We are fun and two or three of us are sincere. Clodfobble, Griff, and what's her name?

I'll never forget what's her name....

DanaC 01-20-2009 05:14 PM

isn't she the one who said that really funny thing that time? You remember..it was funny and we all laughed.

footfootfoot 01-20-2009 05:33 PM

Exactly, like the guy in the movie with that girl who was all, you know. I loved that one.

Griff 01-20-2009 06:55 PM

Where they were at that place doing that stuff?

classicman 01-20-2009 08:57 PM

Is that the movie with whats his name that won best supporting actor that year?

Undertoad 01-20-2009 09:00 PM

I saw that; it was year before last he won.

wood*nymph 01-20-2009 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 524697)
I saw that; it was year before last he won.

Oh! THAT movie?! I thought you were all talking about the other one. No wonder I was so freaking confused.

monster 01-20-2009 09:22 PM

oh cum on, how could you forget that -the audience were eating it up....


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