How fortunate are you?
 

Here is today's fortune:

Is there a fortune website? I want one!

Yes, but it's a tool of the debil so I can't tell you about it.

Awwww. Come on. I went to the Ouija website and my head didn't fall off or nothin'.

You're filled with a sense of urgency. Be patient or you may end up confused.

This was my fortune cookie.

Here are fortune cookies, magic bottles, and much more:http://predictions.astrology.com/fortuneteller.html

Uh oh- "your lovelight shines on another". lol!

Is that what that is?

I did another one-

"Love is on it's way".


Ok, I am going to stop doing this before I become infected with some sort mental agitation...

It's as good as money in your pocket.

*waiting*

Your lovelight? What are ya...E.T? :lol:

Does it come with a dimmer? I like mood lighting better. "My lovelight".....lol

Insanity.

If I had a lovelight I would keep the plug pulled in embarassment. Uuuh uninstall much?

Here's what Anita the phone psychic said:

Anita says:
Think about making your own dreams come true, 'cuz no one else can do it for you.
Anita the phone psychic is so cliche!

Well then Love better be ready to turn right around and fuck back off again; I don't do unexpected house guests.

:lol:

I got the same one. Let's get gunz.:D

Hey, anyway, where's the fruit we were promised? Hmmmm? Hmmmmm?

They'd run out of everything but oranges...

i tape fortunes around my pens in spirals.



yes PENS

not penis

Cool!

psycho much? :)

Of course, cause nothing rhymes with oranges.

wtf are you talking about? :lol:

@ Lumberjim *blinks* I'm hurt you felt the need to clarify...we're not savages y'know!

Speak for yourself!

If I spoke for myself in that sentence I'd be lying.

take a fortune from a fortune cookie.....then take a piece of scotch tape 1/4" longer. lay the tape over the fortune, keeping one end loose so you can pull it back up again.... then tape it around your pen but tilt it so you dont overlap it, and it can be read.

people are constantly stealing my fucking pens, man.

martha stewart

The first time I read that, I thought you said tape it around your penis.

ya....so did i ....that's why i clarified it

But you could tape it around your penis, if you wanted to. That's what you meant.

they'd get messed up when i use it though.

Just use vinyl tape.

you don't think there would be a loss of sensation?

Small price to pay.

...to have a fortunate cock...

Speaking of Lumberjim,

The penis mightier than the sword

Shut up. :headshake

Use duck tape.

I think it sucks my fortunes have sponsored ads.


that's all

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