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Flint 01-03-2009 10:25 PM

Simultaneous Orgasm
 
Do you ever achieve simulatneous orgasm with your spouse/lover/favorite ƒuckbuddy? If so, how often?


note to self: the SFW "f" character is [alt+0131]

Aliantha 01-03-2009 10:27 PM

Most of the time.

We're a well oiled machine at our place. ;)

squirell nutkin 01-03-2009 10:30 PM

Brace yerself Kathleen!

xoxoxoBruce 01-03-2009 10:30 PM

C'mon, everybody knows female orgasm is a myth. :lol2: :bolt:

lumberjim 01-03-2009 10:39 PM

who cares?

piercehawkeye45 01-04-2009 12:12 AM

Every time I've tried to go simultaneously I'll come just a bit earlier than her, resulting in her hitting me over the head and calling me an asshole. Relationships...

Flint 01-04-2009 12:50 AM

Yeah, but if you're just a little bit earlier, then that blast of hot lava should send her over the edge!

Aliantha 01-04-2009 12:57 AM

Maybe pierce's definition of 'a little bit earlier' is a little bit longer than others might think it is.

piercehawkeye45 01-04-2009 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 518795)
Yeah, but if you're just a little bit earlier, then that blast of hot lava should send her over the edge!

Condoms or pull out. She does not want to get pregnant and I respect that 100%. No need for little pierces running around.

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Originally Posted by Aliantha
Maybe pierce's definition of 'a little bit earlier' is a little bit longer than others might think it is.

Hahaha. I was under the impression that girls orgasm in 20 seconds. Are you saying that's wrong?

Sundae 01-04-2009 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by piercehawkeye45 (Post 518798)
Hahaha. I was under the impression that girls orgasm in 20 seconds. Are you saying that's wrong?

Nope, that's right. And our favourite form of foreplay is a dry finger straight up the cootch after the first kiss.

My simultaneous orgasms have never been a matter of careful timing - in fact they're technically overlapping orgasms. But that would be a very picky distinction I suppose. One has always set off the other in my case, it's happened both ways round. I've had it happen during anal sex too.

limey 01-04-2009 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 518769)
who cares?

The perfect answer - go to the top of the class!

TheMercenary 01-04-2009 08:13 AM

She is very multi-orgasmic, so if I can keep going she has many more than I do before me. Eventually it is right on time with her. Every time.

Pooka 01-04-2009 09:12 AM

I had only ever experienced a simultaneous orgasm once before Flint and I know it had to be a fluke... I think with Flint it is a combination of the wonderful shape he presents hich seems to hit the spot so to speak and the fact that we both seem to find the same things pleasurable... we are not only the same kind of dork... we are also the same kind of pervert... lol

DucksNuts 01-05-2009 04:56 AM

You like to play with toilet paper rolls too, Pooka??


I have simultaneous orgasms everytime I fake it....right.on.time.

Undertoad 01-05-2009 08:46 AM

[loveline]the women who can climax without direct clitoral stimulation tend also to be multi-orgasmic. it is rare.[/loveline]

Pooka 01-05-2009 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 519106)
You like to play with toilet paper rolls too, Pooka??
.

Uh, no. That is one fetish Flint does not have... if he did... he'd surely replace the empty rolls or at a bare min. remove them from the holder... which ner and I do actually mean never... happens.

lumberjim 01-05-2009 11:08 AM

ya know....the inside of the toilet paper roll is the same, regardless of how much paper there is on the outside of it....

Flint 01-05-2009 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 519169)
ya know....the inside of the toilet paper roll is the same, regardless of how much paper there is on the outside of it....

I don't think that's true.

I think skinny toilet paper rolls tend to have looser flaps, because there isn't a big ass pulling the skin tight.

lumberjim 01-05-2009 12:32 PM

now you're talking about bungholes though.....snap out of it!

TheMercenary 01-05-2009 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 519106)
I fake it....right.on.time.

Nice.

Aliantha 01-05-2009 04:53 PM

I think that it's easier to have simultaneous orgasms with someone you're used to being with. It's when you know your partners body and needs and what's going to get them off right when you want it to happen that makes all the difference.

It's pretty hard to have simultaneous orgasms with someone you don't know anything much about.

TheMercenary 01-05-2009 07:22 PM

I agree. Those who have a bunch of failed relationship have a harder time getting to that moment of connection.

Elspode 01-05-2009 07:46 PM

My ex wife and I were real good at the whole Beatles song sex thing when she'd diddle herself while we screwed. It was fun.

Cicero 01-05-2009 08:14 PM

Honestly I'd be lucky to have one at all. Not that I can't...I'm just not involved and haven't been for awhile. Suxors because I'm in, "my prime".

Elspode 01-05-2009 08:19 PM

You *are* prime, that much I can see.

Now, how to get you to KC so you can be appropriately appreciated and debauched....hmmm....

morethanpretty 01-05-2009 08:37 PM

Simultaneous Orgasms:
I don't believe it, therefore I don't care about it. If I don't care about it than I don't seek it out. If I'm not seeking it out, then I'm happy with not getting it.

Orgasms, yes those are necessary. Those I have evidence and conviction about. Just don't know a man who can actually give me that, I'll refrain from deciding whether thats possible or not after I've had more experience. No I don't need offers, I have plenty of choices already. I'm just prude.
Multiple orgasms, also has been proven through experiments.

xoxoxoBruce 01-05-2009 08:45 PM

Many women, I'm tempted to say the majority, can't seem to have vaginal orgasms, or it takes so long their partner poops out first. If they choose a position which causes the clit to be stimulated, causing a clitoral orgasm, that works out for the best.

Cicero 01-05-2009 09:02 PM

And some people can't go all night. Or at all. Ok backing out now.....:)

Pooka 01-06-2009 08:11 AM

Some of us can acheive both internal and external orgasms... which can lead to a high sex drive and be exhausting to the wrong partner... of course if you find the right one it can sure be fun... though kids slow it down a bit.

Being paired with someone who has a similar desire and openness with their body in addition to a strong amount of trust and emotional connection helps... but really you have to know your own body.

Clodfobble 01-06-2009 12:24 PM

Internal is far more reliable for me than external. But either way, the only way it happens simultaneously is if he holds himself back until the right moment; I can't control the "when" for me at all.

Perry Winkle 01-07-2009 06:25 PM

My "control" has two settings. Average and "what are you, some sort of heroin addict?"

monster 01-07-2009 10:01 PM

Orgasm?

Beest 01-07-2009 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 519965)
Orgasm

Orgasm.

Late again, sorry dear

monster 01-07-2009 10:57 PM

:zzz:

Undertoad 01-07-2009 11:22 PM

Missed by 51 minutes, damn

Shawnee123 01-08-2009 07:15 AM

That's OK, we'll try again next year. :comfort:

Sheldonrs 01-08-2009 11:18 AM

Vini, Vidi, Vici"

I came, he saw, I conquered. :D

Shawnee123 01-08-2009 11:29 AM

That's why you graduated Summa Cum Loudly, Shel. :)

Sheldonrs 01-08-2009 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 520064)
That's why you graduated Summa Cum Loudly, Shel. :)

Most of us in the Fraternity did. Phelta Thi chapter. ;)

Shawnee123 01-08-2009 12:11 PM

I thought it was Eta Delta?

Sheldonrs 01-08-2009 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 520080)
I thought it was Eta Delta?

That's our sister sorority.

Shawnee123 01-08-2009 01:24 PM

lol

What about Eta Pi?

Sheldonrs 01-09-2009 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 520101)
lol

What about Eta Pi?

We don't go there. ;-0


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