Dweller NSFW pics for 2009 - get it all out there!!
 

Well...off you go!

This year, I resolve to get around to taking a nude picture of me with my truck, blotting out any references that might identify the company.

thanks for the warning Bri

And what part of your anatomy should we expect to be blocking out the logo's?

So what are your plans classic? Exactly? :)

5 posts, not rude bits...you should all be ashamed!!

Yes...I am ashamed...:(

my new chest anchor. No, that's not a stick-on gem.

They got a new teller at my credit union who has a small and rather complex tattoo. It's top and a little off center of her ample cleavage. It'll take a few visits to figure out what it is because I get self-conscious staring at it. :o

it's a test! if people comment, I'll know they've been staring at my chest.

And it pleases you to no end, doesn't it. :haha:

well, no, not really the test part--I was just kidding about that. but the piercing, sure, I am pleased.

You need to anchor your chest? Where would it go without you?
LOL, I had to ask. Its lovely, the chest I do mean.

So whats the Ancor for besides attracting our eyes ???

Keeping her in port. What else. Sheeesssh, you want her to drift out to sea? :lol2:

To stay out of this thread from now on. Not just a plan, thats a resolution.

You can find anything on the Internet. Here is YouTube for 'chest dermal anchor'. This is the most educational one. The other one only had an 'after' shot, but the girl had much more interesting cleavage;) (KSXIHOsW4Wg).

So where's the goods peoples? Where are the boobies and other naughty bits?

OUCH! that guy fumbled around quite a bit. Mine was much quicker! That poor girl is going to be bruised the next day.

Ok no more pix for me :(

At a FRAMING shop? I'm in the wrong line of work.

Thank you Nirvana, are you washing off germs? ;)

oops!

Thanks Merc!

Nice , But Post a bigger pic !!


Oh and Less clothed !!

Very nice KV

Just a lil for you

wow! :)

very nice

Can i post nekked pics???

please do

Only if you're prepared to deal with adulation and gratitude.;)

post nekked pics? Why not? EVeryone else does!

BTW, very nice breasteses.

Thankies...now if i could just get this attachment thingy to work for me id show more...dagnabit

Send them to me at Zippyt@gmail.com

for some reason I seem to be the Porn fence

a couple fun nudes :)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3117/...14372933b7.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2404/...1dd57df50a.jpg

(please pardon the absence of makeup and the filthy hair)

Those are so beautiful

Shawnee......... jfc.

Gorgeous images, wood nymph. Thanks for sharing them with us.

'scuse?

Forgot teh smiley..........;) Scuse.

Wood nymph looks strangely like her handle.....apt.

My comment came off bad, and it wasn't supposed to be bad, just funny... so I deleted.

Sorry folks. You know my smart-ass mouth and the trouble it causes. ;)

Oh yah...lol!

beautiful wood.

Yep. Gave me beautiful wood, too, Merc.

And classy, too!

Very lovely wood*nymph! I wish I had the guts to take and post full body pics...oh well I don't. :P

We wish you did tooo...but you know what they say about wishes don't you?

I LIKE the absence of makeup. The hair is fine. and as for the rest ...

:eyeball: :eyeball:

..:heartpump

LOl! Zen is fianlly in love.....lol!

Very nice Wood... self portraits?

Beautiful.

Very nice WN!

Well done Wood Nyph !!

oak.

No. One of my dad's best friends is a painter, we grew up with his work all around the house. When I started nude modeling eight years ago all I knew was that one day I'd want to model for him.

I've done a lot of sittings for him and even posed for a fiberglass statue (lie down and don't move for three hours while this ice cold plaster hardens on your body, yikes!). This was the first photo shoot I've done with him. He was working on a new collection of abstracted realism. Little paintings done realistically but with the model in such poses that the limbs look like they shouldn't be able to intersect at the angles they do...so he called up the most flexible model he knows :)

As for not having the guts to do it...nude modeling is truly something that ANYONE can do, seriously. When I started it was simply because it was the best paying job in town, I had NO self image to speak of and figured that if people wanted to pay to draw my body then what the hell, at least it would be worth something to somebody then. It didn't take long for me to realize some of the hidden truths of modeling, at least modeling for artists. Artists like variety, they like to draw people who look average rather than Kate Moss types. Artists, and eventually the models themselves, tend to forget that what they're drawing is a person and not just a bunch of lines, shapes and shadows that go together beautifully.

Sorry for being so long winded there. :) What I'm trying to say is that you don't have to have overwhelming confidence in order to do nude modeling. (Granted it helps when you're starting to have really poor eyesight so you can't see the artists looking at you :D ) Full body pics are just like anything else, the quickest way to get brave enough to do it is simply to go ahead and do it.

i remember hearing about a nude model that looked like santa.....he showed up one day with a piece of toilet paper stuck in his butt cheeks.

the artists didn know whether to include it in the renderings.

Now that is really funny. :haha: Thanks for the pictures and the laugh.

Thanks w*n!

Aye, beautiful knotty wood - now, as w*n has disentangled herself, we wait for naughty wood ;)

Boobs, Boobs, WHERE are the Boobs??