Sweet baby Jesus I'm confused
 

lesbian in my class has been flirting with me for two weeks... wtf
making me cookies
hot fireman jokes
texting me constantly
etc.

i do not understand :eyebrow:

She cannot text yo if you don't give her your phone number. Perhaps she just wants to get a good grade and thinks you can help her.

To go from announced lesbian, to being attracted to the strong model of masculinity -- the fireman sort -- suggests someone who just might need a lot of maintenance.

Not the kind of maintenance where you have to buy expensive gifts and do extensive vacuuming, but the kind where you have to figure out why she cries for five minutes after every orgasm.

:rotflol:

Only one way to find out. Remember, this is college. It is a very short distance from lesbian to bi.

Usually when I hear a setup like this, it's preceded by

"Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but ..."

yeah.....fuck her in the ass and dump her. that'll justify her previous decision to become queer.

Yeah, knowing that this chick is college age makes me think that maybe she's not quite as les as she proclaims...or maybe she's keen on a threesum? Lucky you!

Why don't you just ask her straight up if she wants to get down to it? What's the worst that can happen? She must know she's getting you all hot and bothered...so call her on it. If she turns you down, then don't waste your time answering her texts anymore.

That's my tip for the day.

Maybe she's not really a lesbian, but just plays one on Girls Gone Wild?

Remember to wipe your dick on her curtains first.

Lesbiansim in college was very big when I was younger. I dated a woman who was ahard core lesbian separatist. She lived in a man free house with eight other fellow travellers. She was the first to leave the fold. Twenty years later saw 7 out of 8 married with kids. The only real dyke of the bunch was the one who wasn't a separatist. She didn't have a lot of angry at dad issues; she just liked the pie.

loooves the pie

:smack: Loooves the pie.

The boys at work want to know why I laughed so hard with no one in my office

OMG...look what the cat dragged in!

:o Enough already!

But we ALLLLL looooove the Pie.

Even I love pie...although lemon merangue is my personal fav.

Mmmmmm pavlova aggghhhhhhhhh

We have some of that in the fridge. :)

Pav's my favorite.....yum yum yummmmm

Maybe you two should share a pav...and a pillow? ;) :D

My stepson's fiance claims she's gay. Except for she's going to marry him, and they fuck like bunnies. She is a college freshman.

At that age, all they really know for sure is they like sex. The delivery method can and will be subject to adjustment over time.

still no broken down bus full of cheerleaders/women's soccer or basketball.. sigh

I'm guessing she's a switch hitter.. dang she lives in Medina (a few miles away). I shall pursue over break Cellarites, wish me godspeed.

Happy cunting...errr...hunting.

:D

Maybe I was clueless.... which is entirely possible, if not probable. But I don't recall noticing such widespread lesbianism (faux or otherwise) when I was in college. And I was at a university with almost 70% women to boot.

Take her out to dinner, then look her in the eye and inquire:

"Are you a meat eater or a fish eater?....

Or do you want the all-you-can-eat smorgasbord?"

Plenty of chicks go through the whole 'men are arseholes I'm going to be a cynical bitch and become a carpet muncher' for a while during tertiary education. It's not like everyone does it, but there's plenty of chicks who go through the whole experimenting stage.

Maybe you went to a really conservative college SD? Or maybe you really were clueless? Who knows. I can only speak from the experiences I've had with college aged students.

MMmm. Try taking her for a spin there bullitt, what's to lose.

you're going to have to hook up with her bullitt. It's a no lose for you.
1) you hook up and find you're perfect for each other and laugh about it when you're old and gray.
2) you hook up and she decides she really is a lesbian. You get to tell everyone that since she'd already had the best the male gender had to offer, she decided to go out on top.
3) You hook up and she decides she's straight but you don't stay together. You get to tell everyone you made her fall in love with cock.

Plus, chicks that dig chicks are so hot.
And you can check out chicks together.

and if you do it right it doubles up the number of chicks you get. women are much more efficient at picking up new women than you'll ever be.

And for God's sake, take her to a strip club ASAP.

No, for God's sake, don't forget your camera!!


Don't forget your priorities man.

An entire world of possibilities is opening before my eyes.. to go where no man (apparently) has gone before.. it's my very own Apollo Program.

now if only you can find a stripper named Houston to link up with you, you're all set.

I think lots of women flip flop on gender preferance. Especially young ones. I've been there... I claimed the lesbo card and swore off men at one point out of anger and disgust... it was a long time ago and obviously I like men still, but the truth is I like the individual... gender is of little importance.

Though, I'll admit I love checking out chicks with Flint... and even more I love the tool that gets the job done at the end of the day ;-) ohh yeah!!!

Would that be on the bare floor or shag setting?

I would talk to her about it. then again, it IS college.. You could always expirement

Firstly, i agree with most everything that's been said (except for some of the more lurid suggestions) It's also possible she could feel she can safely flirt having first made it clear she's off-limits.
Though...it's a long time since I was college age. I dunno.

Bullitt, you seem to have a healthy respect for women. I applaud you.

It's entirely possible she had a bad experience in her teens and decided all men were bastards. Then she realises women are soft and pretty and probably tasty, so assumes she must be lesbian. She may even have had a snog and a grope. But probably not a proper relationship. Just guessing.

It sounds as if she really enjoys your company, and might be putting up lesbian intentions as a shield so as not to get hurt again. Proof (conjecture actually) that she is not taking lesbianism seriously, because although women aren't dicks, they can be complete cunts after all.

Befriend her if you like her.
Offer her a bit of sausage if you fancy her.
Be prepared to stay friends if she rebuffs you.

BUT, if you don't want a relationship, make sure you rebuff any of her advances.
Get drunk, fumble about and then talk it all through if you are willing to deal with tears and confessions if you must.
Just don't get drunk and fumble about and then ignore her calls.

You don't want to be the one that proves the dick rule, mmm-kay?

So Bullitt, can we get an update?

Yeh, really - WTH?

I'm confused too. Sheldon keeps hitting on me.

(waves at Shel) ;)

update:
welp, turns out she's uh.. kind of lesbian..? She was just looking for some dude to play around with and experiment the straight side of the road. I don't do the whole "fuck-buddy" thing, briefly tried it before awhile back and it got messy pretty quick. I nipped it in the bud and she's back to just wanting to be friends. Which is great because she sits next to me in my 2.5hr night class on Mondays and I don't need to get caught with her hand down my pants under the table during a discussion a la "Wedding Crashers". Just as well, if I'm not totally into somebody the clingy personality of theirs becomes annoying instead of fun or endearing.