Pillow on Fire
 

Here is another pillow that I am destroying in my imagination by fire. It apperars to be a body pillow that was discarded in a parking lot. Rather than just toss this pillow into a dumpster, I imagine the pillow would look like this if someone set the pillow on fire.

this is, perhaps, your most poignant post ever. please don't actually link the image. It would just cheapen the moment for me.

no, I'm pretty sure that's a bolster.

I love lamp.

What will they do when the beds are burning? ;)

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View this burning pillow at: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3215/...83658c0a_b.jpg

Definitely a bolster.

Say, PillowLover ... when you say "PillowLover" ... should that be taken literally? Not judgin', just askin'.

Somewhat NSFW

http://embed.break.com/NjE3MTcz

...and a whole lotta nasty

Um,ew. er, wow and ew.

Time to fess up, Pillowlover. Is that you in that vid?

Wasn't there a video somewhere of a whole group of guys doing that to a footstool, like, narrating "And this is G-Dogg, and he gonna bring it like this..." and then G-Dogg would hump the couch cushion, all sexy-like so the ladies be creamin'? Was that here or on Ebaum's World or something?

Damn it! I missed the perfect opportunity. We replaced all our pillows last weekend (or maybe the weekend before) and I had a big pillow fight in the back yard with the kids and 10 old pillows. It was fun, but I should have had a bonfire instead and posted it here.

Glatt, did you video that?

Nah, but I think the neighbors might have.

When we were kids someone threw out some feather pillows.

We found them and had a pillow fight in the street. There were feathers flying everywhere.

Unfortunately, one of the neighbors was painting his house at that moment.

What's a bolster?

I'm glad he's PillowLover, and not DogLover or BabyLover.

ha ha ha

PillowLover sets 'em up, and we knock 'em out of the park!

LJ, those look like cervical pillows to me, although there's nothing to give scale.

I always thought this was a bolster ... lookee, I've learned something new.

All those pillows make me want a nap.

Thanks for the explanation. I thought it was some interwebz lingo, like "spam" or something.

I think there's an out-patient surgery for those.

jinx had a beige corduroy one of those, wolf. She said it was called a 'husband' ....I don't wanna talk about it.

http://cellar.org/2008/japaneseboyfriendpillow.jpg

of course japan did it first and of course it was an iotd

http://cellar.org/2008/japaneseboyfriendpillow2.jpg

::resists the urge to photoshop a bloody neck stump into that picture::

http://cellar.org/2004/lappillow.jpg

and the followup an iotd as well

"Why are none of these pillows on fire?" HLJ said coolly.

"FIRE!?" Brianna said alarmingly

I first heard them called a "husband" back in the early '80s ... "husband" as in "the only thing a good Catholic girl takes to bed."

Well, that was pretty much the most horrible thing I've ever seen online.

Really? It doesn't even make my top 100. I guess our browsing for entertainment sends us to different places.

I'd say sad, rather than horrible.

I guess he didn't have the patch kit for his inflatable girlfriend?

I'm honestly not sure which is more confusing/creepy. The guy humping his pillow and talking to it, or the thought that he videotaped it for future viewing. I fully understand video of good roll in the hay, but... with a pillow?

Use your Illusion

I or II?

why not both?

I'm afraid of overdosing on crap?

What? You don't think Axel Rose is craptacular?

Has anyone ventured so far as to listen to the NEW 'GnR' album yet? Chinese Democracy? I'm tempted to buy it just because the mainland has blacklisted it as subversive and dangerous... just to piss 'em off.

I'm partial to L'il GnR, myself. Those kids slay me!

http://www.lilgnr.net/

gifted to SonofV this year.