Mad Cellar Lib!
 

I am done with another job again- so if you have some extra time...let's do a mad lib.
I am going to write the body of a mad lib and title below in white (don't peek!). I will write the spaces needed in black. Please offer, in order, the sentence component called for! No cheating by highlighting the white parts..The surprise is more fun anyway! :p This first one will be short so I can get the hang of things.

Mad McCain Lib.
(cellar member) went to McCains house for (plural noun) and came back instead, with (plural noun). (celebrity's name) (adverb) (verb past tense) over to McCains house to see what damage was caused, but instead found McCain in a (adjective)(noun) with (number) (plural noun).

:D

So let's organize the order and the spaces I need:
1. cellar member
2. plural noun
3. plural noun
4. a celebrity's name
5. an adverb (verb ending in ly) ;)
6. Verb (past tense)
7. adjective
8. noun
9. number
10. plural noun

If you don't want to go in order, write the number that you are supplying next to your answer. Yes, I am such a nerd, geek, what have you.:o Once I have an answer for all ten I will put this together so we all can read it.

1. tits

Sorry. That is the answer for 2. now because I screwed up (and it was just too late to fix).

2. Tits

Thank you Jim..moving back to item 1.....

1. lumberjim

Thank you glatt! Who has #3? We need a plural noun pro...Stat! Heey batter batter batter.......!!
:)

3. lemons

4. Obama

heh...This is coming out great so far! Hmm...maybe too great. No peeking!

That's against the rules and you will go on report!
:)

5. fastidiously (is that an adverb?)

Thank you case! And yes, it is...It used to be much more common when people used real words..thank you....:)

And someone with a verb? Past tense?

6 -- redacted

And adverb describes a verb or an adjective... often ending in "ly". [/home school mom]

7. prepubescent

8. bag of dicks

9. 234,213

Jinx, I was not sure, because I always thought of an adverb as an adjective with ly at the end. describing a verb. Oh yeah, now I remember. </dufus again>

10. flying spaghetti monsters

Lumberjim went to McCains house for tits and came back instead, with lemons. Obama fastidiously redacted over to McCains house to see what damage was caused, but instead found McCain in a prepubescent bag of dicks with 234,213 flying spaghetti monsters.

Cute. Are we sure no one peeked? :eyebrow:

Let's do another!

*trumpet sounds* bah bah bah!

Thank you cellarites, and we have a mad lib!



Mad McCain Lib. (Missed Title)

Lumberjim went to McCains house for tits and came back instead, with lemons. Obama fastidiously redacted over to McCains house to see what damage was caused, but instead found McCain in a prepubescent bag of dicks with 234,213 flying spaghetti monsters.



Bold words are the words supplied by participants.....if you haven't been keeping up.

Cheaters..all cheaters! Baaah! :D
Thanks for the help SamIam.:eyebrow:

I honestly didn't peek.

I responded with a plural noun, but on submitting realised I'd been beaten to it. So I checked the next requirement and edited accordingly. The first "celebrity" that came to mind was Obama and I meant it ironically because of McCain's dig. I had no idea McCain was actually in the Madlib.

SamIam is probably the only one...who cares? Still turned out ok...esp. considering you didn't know it was the Mad McCain Lib. ;)

It's time for another one! This one will be a bit longer now that I have got the hang of it....The subject again, will not be disclosed unless SamIam cheats again. :)

This time I am going to write it in a word doc. and just ask for the sentence parts as to avoid any peeking!

i did one from an actual cellar post.....

good times....

Hey! I didn't cheat. I waited until all the answers had been given, and only then did I hi-light the madlib to put it all together. What's wrong with that? :confused:

nothing at all. cicero is a little high strung... it's part of her charm.

Alright! On to the next! I have put together something stellar for you guys this morning...I will supply the parts of speech, and so it will truly be a surprise to everyone (no accusations here):p , I will put it back together...It's long but I think it was worth the time...;) Heh. :D Feel free to supply more than one answer..This one is just sooo long..Just like the last one, supply the number(s) you are giving an answer for. *omg!! rofl!!*

1. adjective
2. verb ending in –ing
3. adjective
4. verb
5. verb
6. plural noun
7. noun
8. verb
9. adjective
10. noun
11. verb
12. proper noun (plural)
13. verb
14. verb
15. noun
16. adj.
17. Country
18. verb
19. noun
20. plural noun
21. adjective
22. adjective
23. verb
24. adjective
25. noun
26. verb
27. verb (ending in –ing)
28. verb

1. smooth

She might be a bit pissed that you stole her reveal...?

2. flinging

3. microscopic

Aaah... I was just disappointed that Sam didn't participate until the end. I can tell Sam can throw more than a few words around...:) Oveer iiit!

Onwards and upwards! I need a verb! (well more than one, that doesn't have anything to do with what I should go do to myself :) )

4. gave

Can I change this to present tense? Give? I didn't supply the present tense request, though I thought to do it...:D



MMmm....I didn't expect you guys to be so..."vanilla"...but this is still working out veerry well so far! lol!

5. drive

S'alright! Don't know why I used past tense anyway. :)

6) horses (plural noun)

7. noun...POTATO
8. verb...BUGGER
9. adjective...SWIFT
10. noun...TUBA

Nevermind

(I was wondering where our resident potty mouths were in my hour of need)

11. verb: pwn (can we use "words" that aren't really words except by popular usage?)

26. plummet
27. accelerating
28. crater (as a verb)

CRATER!!!! LOL!

You know, BigV, our economy is cratering. :lol:

:)

Alright I still need: (this is turning out pretty good)

12. proper noun (plural) (actually doesn't have to be a proper noun just a plural noun)
13. verb
14. verb
15. noun
16. adj.
17. Country
18. verb
19. noun
20. plural noun
21. adjective
22. adjective
23. verb
24. adjective

17. Zimbabwe

I just like sayin' 'zzzimmmbahbwehhhhh.'

plural,

12. Grand Tetons

Edit: I meant 12

20. balls
24. precious

hahahahaha



hahaha

....ha

13. verb - pump
14. verb - shovel
15. noun - bomb
16. adj. - straight

This is toooo hard!

LOL OMG what the heck is left?

21. - smokin'

we still need:

18. verb
19. noun

22. adjective
23. verb

25. noun

25. Pop Tart

18. besmirch
19. pickle

I'm not leaving here til I see the full version!

Huh. Lumberjim came up with 'besmirch' ----very nice. 10 points and you're off notice.

22. stinky
23. kick

Are we done now?

1. adjective smooth glatt
2. verb ending in –ing flinging Sundae Girl
3. adjective microscopic SamIam
4. verb gave Shawnee123
5. verb drive glatt
6. plural noun horses Stormieweather
7. noun POTATO lumberjim
8. verb BUGGER lumberjim
9. adjective SWIFT lumberjim
10. noun TUBA lumberjim
11. verb pwn morethanpretty
12. proper noun (plural) Grand Tetons glatt
13. verb pump glatt
14. verb shovel glatt
15. noun bomb glatt
16. adj. straight glatt
17. Country Zimbabwe Shawnee123
18. verb besmirch lumberjim
19. noun pickle lumberjim
20. plural noun balls Sundae Girl
21. adjective smokin' classicman
22. adjective stinky Sundae Girl
23. verb kick Sundae Girl
24. adjective precious Sundae Girl
25. noun Pop Tart Sundae Girl
26. verb plummet BigV
27. verb (ending in –ing) accelerating BigV
28. verb crater (as a verb) BigV

Now get busy!

Wow...I was only gone for an hour or something...Good work guys!

First I will post the article we worked on. Then I will post your revisions!

We libbed the tail end from here: http://www.americanrhetoric.com/spee...kinaugural.htm :D :


John F. Kennedy
Inaugural Address
delivered 20 January 1961


In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility -- I welcome it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange places with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this endeavor will light our country and all who serve it. And the glow from that fire can truly light the world.

And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.

My fellow citizens of the world, ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.
Finally, whether you are citizens of America or citizens of the world, ask of us here the same high standards of strength and sacrifice which we ask of you. With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to lead the land we love, asking His blessing and His help, but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly be our own.

Your revisions:
Mad Kennedy Lib


John F. Kennedy
Inaugural Address
delivered 20 January 1961

In the smooth history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of flinging freedom in its hour of microscopic danger. I do not give from this responsibility -- I drive it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange horses with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this potato will bugger our country and all who swift it. And the glow from that tuba can truly pwn the world.

And so, my fellow Grand Tetons ask not what your country can pump for you; ask what you can shovel for your bomb.

My straight citizens of the world, ask not what Zimbabwe will do for you, but what together we can besmirch for the freedom of pickle.


Finally, whether you are balls of America or citizens of the world, ask of us here the same smokin’ standards of stink and kick which we ask of you. With a precious conscience our only sure reward, with Pop Tart the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to plummet the land we love, asking His acceleratings and His help, but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly crater our own.

lol!! Wooo!

I screwed up on 9.....It should have been a verb instead of an adjective...sorry guys.

:thumb:

If Pop Tarts are our final judge, I'm in good standing, at least with the brown sugar cinnamon faction!

Good stuff, Cicero!

lol! I like the part about "what together we can besmirch" and "whether you are balls of America or citizens of the world"...lol!!

"truly crater our own" -- we're definitely doing that. All our own 401ks.

"ask not what your country can pump for you, ask what you can shovel for your bomb."

heeeelarious!

My favourite line:

The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this potato will bugger our country and all who swift it.