Happy New Year to the Jews!
 

Rosh HaShanah (literally, "Head of the Year") refers to the celebration of the Jewish New Year. The holiday is observed on the first day of the Hebrew month of Tishrei, which usually falls in September or October, and marks the beginning of a ten-day period of prayer, self-examination and repentance, which culminate on the fast day of Yom Kippur. These ten days are referred to as Yamim Noraim, the Days of Awe or the High Holy Days.
While there are elements of joy and celebration, Rosh HaShanah is a deeply religious occasion. The customs and symbols of Rosh HaShanah reflect the holiday's dual emphasis, happiness and humility. Special customs observed on Rosh HaShanah include; the sounding of the shofar, using round challah, eating apples and honey (and other sweet foods) for a sweet new year.
There is also a customary service observed before Rosh HaShanah. S'lichot, meaning forgiveness, refers to the penitential prayers recited by Jews prior to the onset of the High Holiday season. It is a solemn and fitting preparation for ten days of reflection and self-examination.

Happy Happy to all!!!

I did not know this. Happy New Year. btw, I love your hot dogs (I just started buying Hebrew National hot dogs and they are some serious yummy!) :yum:


:)

It's time to blow your chauffeur.

good one, 'Toad! I'll ask all my Jewish friends if they've done it!

I was reading about Rosh Hashanah last year or the year before, and found this site a brilliant source of information.

My RE classes at school didn't touch on half of this and it's so interesting. most of what I know about Judaism, I learned from my grandma, who was an administrator at a synagogue.

I learned about the "casting off" at Rosh Hashanah and liked the symbolism of it:

Here's hoping Iran doesn't send you an airborne BD present.

VH1 was showing a Rush concert tonight. They were calling the evening's programming "Rush Hashanna".

Someone's goin' to Hell.

i thought jews didnt believe in hell.
score one for VH1 then.

The Jews don't need a hell.


They have Earth.

And mothers.

And Howard Stern.

But they have Sheldon!

It's way too early for this, but as long as we're talking who is and isn't.

I was told to eat apples and honey for the occasion. Now...why?

"Rosh HaShanah (literally, "Head of the Year")"

I give great Rosh!

It's Rosh-ama-dan! :( Sorry, in poor taste, I can't resist..

Roshann Roshanna Danna

BATMAN !

nevermind

lol!

Happy Yom Kippur too. Is that the appropriate acknowledgment (happy)..or is it Merry or Joyous or something altogether different that comes before Yom?
....hope your fasts are easy. are you guys allowed to look at the cellar while you fast?

I apologize in advance
 

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Aw, come ON!

That's freaking fracking heelarious, folks!

:crickets:

:lol:

i'm not goyem to say anything.

There's really nothing mohel left to say.

salami and bacon, my brother


....oh wait...that's the wrong 'ligion

"It's better than ham, isn't it, Father?"

a catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting on a bench in the park....when a 13 yr old boy idly wanders past. The priest turns to the rabbi and says...."I know it's a sin, but i have an urge to fuck that boy..."

the rabbi looks at the boy and says....."outta what?"

That may have been the last funny thing that Adam Sandler did.