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xoxoxoBruce 09-14-2008 01:21 AM

September 14, 2008: Men's Fashion
 
I admit fashion is not my strong point... or on my list of points at all.
To me a fashion statement would be a different color tee shirt.

But that said, I've having a hard time imagining any man, wearing these things in public. :eyebrow:

http://cellar.org/2008/mensware1.jpg

These guys don't look happy.

http://cellar.org/2008/menswear2.jpg

Can you picture the Target or Sears agents, rushing knockoffs to their stores? :lol2:

Crimson Ghost 09-14-2008 01:52 AM

Good God!

Is that a plaid zoot suit?

And what could the designer have said to the black guy to get him in that dress?

SPUCK 09-14-2008 04:10 AM

Stunning... Just frikken stunning.

And not in a good way.

Sundae 09-14-2008 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 484030)
And what could the designer have said to the black guy to get him in that dress?

"Don't worry blood, we'll cover your face"

Trilby 09-14-2008 08:06 AM

I'm laughing my ass off.

spudcon 09-14-2008 08:20 AM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc.

xoxoxoBruce 09-14-2008 09:31 AM

I just noticed they're all wearing white nail polish. :right:

monster 09-14-2008 11:10 AM

Would Godwin's law apply if I mention the Hitler Youth on the left in the second pic?

Skylight 09-14-2008 11:13 AM

i usually appreciate the thought process that goes on to create beautiful clothing.

these designers had to be on acid at the time to think they hit a brilliant idea.

ajaccio 09-14-2008 11:24 AM

Friggin' ridiculous. And just look how thrilled the models are....

:eek:

bluecuracao 09-14-2008 11:38 AM

The designers have revived The Dorcus. And they've kicked it up a few notches!

birdclaw 09-14-2008 11:38 AM

What's the obsession with tennis rackets? They really bring the outfit together...?

ZenGum 09-15-2008 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 484059)
I just noticed they're all wearing white nail polish. :right:

But of course they are, darling, white goes with practically everything! What would you have them in, chartruse?

Laurie Henderson 09-15-2008 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 484059)
I just noticed they're all wearing white nail polish. :right:

After Labor Day?!?!?!

classicman 09-15-2008 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 484030)
And what could the designer have said to the black guy to get him in that dress?

I'll cover your face with a veil, perhaps.

Sheldonrs 09-15-2008 08:45 AM

At last, something to fulfill all those schoolboy AND schoolgirl fantasies all at the same time.

Pico and ME 09-15-2008 09:14 AM

Knees are the new fashion item for men nowadays
 
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/31/fa...em&oref=slogin

Cloud 09-15-2008 10:40 AM

such things are not meant to be worn--it's art and inspiration.

inspiration for what, exactly, will be left to the imagination. if you dare.

Sundae 09-15-2008 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 484248)
such things are not meant to be worn--it's art and inspiration.

That's what I said when I saw this

Sheldonrs 09-15-2008 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 484269)
That's what I said when I saw this

Now THAT is an act of terrorism. And it looks like he might have a weapon of Miss Destruction.

ferret88 09-15-2008 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ajaccio (Post 484088)
Friggin' ridiculous. And just look how thrilled the models are....

:eek:

Does any model, male OR female ever NOT look that way? :eyebrow:

Aliantha 09-15-2008 05:51 PM

I think Dazza would like that outfit in the middle of the first pic.

footfootfoot 09-15-2008 11:05 PM

While they are all too stupid to know what a eugoogooly is, it's important to remember that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because they have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that they too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Crimson Ghost 09-16-2008 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 484269)
That's what I said when I saw this

Bond, James Bond, Dahhhhhhlllllliinnnnggg......

Although, you have to admit, the matching bandoleers and sumo-thong just wouldn't work without the thigh-high pirate boots.
The pony-tail is a nice touch.
And the revolver pulls the whole ensemble together.

DanaC 09-16-2008 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by birdclaw (Post 484095)
What's the obsession with tennis rackets? They really bring the outfit together...?


That made me chuckle:P

Gravdigr 09-16-2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 484030)
And what could the designer have said to the black guy to get him in that dress?

He said "Here, take this obscenely large amount of money."

Sundae 09-17-2008 06:30 AM

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At least the male models look healthy.
Question - if this girl worked in your office, wouldn't you worry about her?

(Credit Joel Ryan, from London Fashion Week)

spudcon 09-17-2008 06:44 AM

I'd worry about my employees. She looks contagious.

BrianR 09-17-2008 11:00 AM

What's wrong with wearing dresses?

footfootfoot 09-17-2008 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 484758)
At least the male models look healthy.
Question - if this girl worked in your office, wouldn't you worry about her?

(Credit Joel Ryan, from London Fashion Week)

I'd leave an anonymous note to the guy in HR who hired her to get himself tested.

Crimson Ghost 09-18-2008 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 484758)
At least the male models look healthy.
Question - if this girl worked in your office, wouldn't you worry about her?

(Credit Joel Ryan, from London Fashion Week)


Nuke it from space. It's the only way to be sure...

spudcon 09-18-2008 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 484758)
At least the male models look healthy.
Question - if this girl worked in your office, wouldn't you worry about her?

(Credit Joel Ryan, from London Fashion Week)

She looks like a normal fashion model to me.


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