I am Not a Nerd
 

I finished reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao and I, Brianna Hannah Montana Rosanna Danna, who once suspected myself of some slight leanings towards nerdiness, am now certain that I am not, and never have been, a nerd of any stripe, polka-dot, or classic Burberry. Hear that, SteveDallas? I am NOT one of you!

So. How did all you nerds rope me in for so long? It's been---years!

I'm going to go to Uni now and smoke with the cool kids. Man, you people are nerds. Esp. you girls.

Cool kids don't smoke. That's SO 90's. :D

You are a nerd Bri.
This is a phase.

I think you need to step slowly away from that book and let someone with your best interests at heart take it away and burn it.

You may not be a nerd, but you are certainly a nurd.

you're a nerd groupie, that's whut :p

What happens when the cool kids hurt you again? You'll be right back here.

And we'll still accept her with open arms.

:::Knowingly glances in Bri's direction remembering when she too tried to deny her own destiny:::

Go on Bri, spread your wings. We'll leave a light on.

And if you're gonna fly, wear a skirt. :blush:

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

(If you know where that quote came from... wellll....

"Rope you in"? I thought that was Ducks. But hey, if you have any bondage pix lying about, head on over to the NSFW thread.

Only nerds like Star Wars???

Hmmm....

The first three* are OK, but only nerds like the last three extravaganzas.;)

* in order of release

No, but "like Star Wars" and "can immediately dredge up a quote from a movie released 28 years ago" are not the same thing. :angel:

Well, I knew immediately where that quote came from...but it is probably the more dramatic of that movies scenes, so remembering it isnt that unusual.

Not that Im not a nerd or anything.

No. It's not true. That's impossible.



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end of melodramatic fall.

you have no no idea the power i hold in my +10 nerd rays until you start talking star wars.

But I was going to Tashi Station to pick up some power converters.
[/whine]

The Force is strong with this one./nerd respect/

Only a nerd would answer another nerd question like that. (and, BTW, yes, only nerds like Star Wars)


I'm putting black eyeliner on and I'm going OUT!

UT, my new cool friends will never leave me, NEVER! They said as long as I can pitch in for gas money and kiss this one guy...

You don't know the power of the dark side.

Are you talking to me?

Is that a threat?

*smirks at nerds*

Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her or I'm beginning to like her.

:: puts on her 3D glasses and :corn: ::

My little nerdlings...

Simply remind our girl Brianna of her crippling dependence on nerd cock.

You wanna know something?

I most certainly am a nerd... and I think Star Wars is retarded. All of them.

oh, yeah. Nerd cock...





I'd really forgotten about that.

good news, though, Nerds! I start another English class (a poetry class) with----yeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss----------A PROF I'M HOTT FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



AAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahhahhhaahahaaa!
you'll never get away from me!

*shrieks with laughter and then, poof! up in smoke*

Oh, so you're a Star Trek nerd...

Are retarded. You think Star Wars are retarded. [/grammar nerd]

Nope. Star Trek is retarded too. All of them.

Battlestar Galactica, on the other hand... oh hell yes.

Clodfobble, you're wrong...cuz you're just wrong.

what comic IS that? i love it.


does that make me a nerd?

Actually, if you're referring to a singular item, namely, a particular movie, then the fact that this movie happens to have a plural noun in the title doesn't mean you suddenly have more than one movie.

So it would still be "is."

in your face, grammar nazi!

Clodfobble is the cool person (ignoring her star wars ignorance) who pointed the cellar to these comics in some other thread.

Penny Arcade

I think you might be on to something here. It would certainly explain Bri's, ummm, fondness for college professors.

Ahhh, yes. I believe that was in the Stars Wars Sucks thread. ;)

See? This sort of nerd-fuggery is why you're continually signaled out, SteveDallas. You just can't help yourself.

Report to Father Spankendezez!

*sigh* irony is dead.

I was referring to the number of stars,as in oh never mind it was supposed to be a friggin joke.

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Don't worry. SD's been reported.

Grammar corrections are NEVER a laughing matter in Brianna's threads.

Anyways I thought that might be what you were going for so I thought I'd one-up your grammar nerdiness by adding extra cluelessness and pedanticism

Not a nerd, not a nerd-lover, not a nerd-groupie? ... right until the next time your computer needs fixing or upgrading, then you'll come crawling back!

So what constitutes a nerd, and then what constitutes the opposite?

Can't you be a bit of both depending on the circumstances?

My son Aden has the reputation of being a 'cool nerd' at school because he's good looking, is the most popular boy (apparently) but also gets straight A's. He thinks it's pretty cool to be known as a cool nerd. Looks and brains and sensitive. That boy is blessed. (I hope they get that male contraceptive pill sorted out soon)

Don't forget the math homework.

Clods and Bri are right, Star Wars movies are for nerds, and the first one was a big disappointment.

so, you're a geek.

and Star Wars IS . . .

don't sigh and say nevermind to me, bub. if i miss a joke, and you can rub my nose in it, you'd better damn well do it. this isn't the junior varsity squad here. i expect 101% from you on every post. now, drop and give me 20, cupcake.

The scriptures foretold all of this, the coming of the anti-nerd, ... Brianna!

Seriously, no one likes Star Trek do they? thats just an urban myth.

Star Wars... good stuff. Battlestar Galatica...fucking awesome.

I do not get the sci-fi worship thing.

I thought the Life of Brian was awesome. I thought Rocky Horror was awesome....there are those who would argue that RH was kinda sci-fi, but that's only if you can overlook Tim Curry and nobody can do that.

The whole point of this thread was that I never had to look up so many references in my life. (I mean, what the hell is "Zardoz" about?) YOU GUYS (smirk) would LOVE it. (the book---oscar wao)

nuh-UH!

so, being a nerd is like...homoerotica?

That's Mr. Cupcake to you, Angel.

I am a nerd. I'm just a specific genre of nerd.

I couldn't live without my computer and wifi. In fact, I bought a miniature one so I could take it with me everywhere I go (the Eee PC, I wuv it so much).

I am fond of nerdy comics like http://xkcd.com/

But

I do not like Star Wars. It makes me sleepy.

I do however enjoy Star TREK.

I like poli-sci. Don't like sci-fi/fantasy, but do like spec fiction.

Not all nerds are cast from the same mold! :D

Hmmm... I think you're a geek.

My funny bone is smiling.

You guys are a hoot.