Write your own Limerick
 

My mother, a young schizophrenic named Struther
When told of the death of her mother,
Said, "Yes, it's too bad,
But I can't feel too sad.
After all, I still have each other. ;)

A new dwellar, who's name was Nirvana
came unstuck, 'cause they looked like a spammer
But when challenged they rose
Now triumphant they pose
as they await their BJ from Brianna

There once was a woman from London,
Whose life was a big huge conundrum,
but she was no tizz,
and got down to biz,
So now she's a chick you can bet on!

There once was a girl from Ohio,
who liked to give fellas the eye-o,
the guys they all liked it,
and were glad when she biked it,
now they wish they were her special guy-o.
(the last line is a bit pathetic but I couldn't think of anything better after 5 minutes. sorry)

There once was an old fart from Philly,
Who sometimes could be really silly,
He watches the board,
and keeps out the hoard,
While trying to guild the odd lilly.

radar is the king of the limerick
and though you may thing he's a real prick
just wait and you'll see
he's much better than me
ladysidhe, and U T and you all, prick!

the last line refers to a limerick duel that took place between radar and ladysidhe ( pronounced lady shee) a few years ago.

There once was a poster named Zengum,
Who had a big pain in his bum bum.
He went to the loo,
and did a big poo,
And then he sat wondering how come.

There once was a dwellar named monster
Who got every joke thrown upon-ster
Things got so bad
She went to joke-hab
And now says that she'll be my sponster

there once was a, once was a, uh
there once was a something. shit.
there once was a thing
there once was a something
goddamnit. I'm not so sure there was.

There once was a comp-geek named Flint
Who thought his own humor was mint
The rest of the crowd
Said "meh, you're too loud"
To which Flint replied "no you di'int."

There once was a dweller named "Toad"
Whose underground lair overflowed
With genius and wit
An occasional twit
And some others whose names won't be told!

That's it. I'm in love.

Please please please tell me you're a 40-something male with good hygiene, no wife, and a job. :lol:

Now you're getting picky?

Yeah, what's up with that?

OK...the hygiene is negotiable.

I was sort of enjoying my asexual status here for about 5 minutes but, I decided to say you are correct Shawnee, I do have good hygiene, I love my job, and although I do not have a wife, I do have a husband and I'm not on broke back mountain time! ;)

Well DARN! :)

I'm likin' this Nirvana chick.

Me too!

I'm a 40-something male with a good wife, no hygiene, and a job.

If you could switch the word "good" with the word "no" I'd be in business. Eh, story of my life! :)

Then again, it would read: I'm a 40-something male with a no wife, good hygiene, and a job. You're not italian, are you?

I'm a no good male with 40-something wives. Hygiene is my job.

HungLikeJesus is my name; Hygiene is my game.

:)

You call that a Limerick?

We had strayed from the limerick formula, which is kind of sad because I think these are pretty funny!

Pleez, dwellars, moar limrikz.

did I hear that correctly?

In the garden of Eden sat Eve
An apple had made her believe
Her eyes were wide open
The spell had been broken
And wouldn't poor Adam be peeved?

LJ is obsessed with his cock
He talks about it, non stop
He fingers and strokes it
His chicken, he chokes it
And he does this all round the clock ;)

No. Perhaps if you take that cock out of your ear?

a n00b named Nirvana supposes
when it comes to my cock that she knowses
but the week that you've been here
is not enough time, dear
to tell my hose from elephant noses

Excellent! LMAO! :thumb2:

Labrat, a pretty young lass
Had a truly magnificent ass:
Not rounded and pink,
As you possibly think-
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass!




*waves to Sundae for the book she sent me :)

ZippyT was a sailor at sea
Who came home drunk as could be
He wound up the clock
With the end of his cock,
And buggered his wife with the key!

Once there was a man named Obama
Who was only brought up by his mama
Knowing he was sent
He ran for President
Never knowing it would cause all this drama!

There was a young lass called Brianna
Who was famed for her plebeian manner
She said "I'm such a cool fox,
I use my Dad's toolbox
And pleasure myself with a spanner!"

Now stop cheating you monkey

hee, hee!

This has been bothering me I am changing this word

Once there was a man named Obama
Who was only brought up by his mama
Dreaming he was sent
He ran for President
Never knowing it would cause all this drama!

That's better. I like that.

Hurricane Gustav is gone
The lives he affected go on
But look out for Hannah
She's a bad mama jama
And Ike is only just spawned