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xoxoxoBruce 08-22-2008 01:22 AM

August 22, 2008: Guinea Pig Festival
 
Every time a picture of a cute critter is posted, you sickos turn the thread into a recipe swap.

Hah! The Telegraph has pictures of the ladies of Huacho, Peru, that are way ahead of you pikers.

At their annual Guinea Pig Festival, the ladies have Guinea Pigs....

dressed up....
http://cellar.org/2008/gpig1.jpg

....and with dressing.
http://cellar.org/2008/gpig2.jpg

ZenGum 08-22-2008 01:57 AM

Damn, they look so much like that weiner dog/sweet potato we just had!

spudcon 08-22-2008 06:10 AM

They're not dressing much different, just wider brimmed hats

Bibliomaniac 08-22-2008 07:45 AM

Is that what happened to Dramatic Groundhog?!?!

http://www.mediamash.ca/thumbs/c2bb39b0494a.jpg

:eek:

Shawnee123 08-22-2008 08:14 AM

Man, is this the first IotD where all the food jokes are already illustrated and documented?

el fantastico 08-22-2008 09:50 AM

but for some reason it has made me hungrier than most i have read.

now, are those chunks of cheese or butter on top? (just helps me know what kind of chile sauce to pour over the top.)

birdclaw 08-22-2008 11:18 AM

I have to say that I usually find the recipe swap rather humorous. But with pictures it's just not the same. :greenface

Gravdigr 08-22-2008 12:22 PM

Eh...Rats is rats.

lawman 08-22-2008 01:22 PM

While in Otavalo, Ecuador a number of years ago, I ordered up the national delicacy of guinea pig. Can't say I would order it again.. there's not much meat on them, and it was kinda greasy.

Also a little creepy considering I used to have one as a pet as a child.

newtimer 08-22-2008 04:40 PM

Dang! Is that what happens to the loser of the beauty contest? If so, it would explain the worried expressions on those two guinea pigs in the first photo.

Aliantha 08-23-2008 07:06 AM

They had these guinea pig eating people on a travel show here recently.

I don't think I could eat a guinea pig. It just seems too much like rat to me.

richlevy 08-23-2008 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newtimer (Post 477669)
Dang! Is that what happens to the loser of the beauty contest? If so, it would explain the worried expressions on those two guinea pigs in the first photo.

Maybe we should extend the policy to the Miss America Pageant:D.

Miss Texas - BBQ sauce
Miss Hawaii - Pineapple Glaze
Miss California - vegetarians get a free pass. It's karma.

sweetwater 08-23-2008 10:38 AM

I can hear my mommy even now: Quit playing with your food!

TheMercenary 08-23-2008 12:31 PM

that first pic would make some great LOL or ORLY pics.

el fantastico 08-25-2008 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 477723)
They had these guinea pig eating people on a travel show here recently.

i never heard of carnivorous guinea pigs--must be larger than the usual sized pigs... :eyebrow:

Agent-G 08-26-2008 01:13 AM

sweet..so they dress them up, then eat them.

Gravdigr 09-03-2008 03:10 PM

Come on people!!! Not one Richard Gere/guinea pig up his ass joke?? Not one? Really?

lookout123 09-03-2008 03:13 PM

how immature. :D

dar512 09-04-2008 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 480593)
Come on people!!! Not one Richard Gere/guinea pig up his ass joke?? Not one? Really?

Probably didn't occur to people because the story refers to hamsters.

Guinea pigs are quite a bit larger.

Cloud 09-04-2008 07:32 PM

I find dressing up your food in cute lil' costumes before you eat it quite disturbing.

wolf 09-04-2008 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 480593)
Come on people!!! Not one Richard Gere/guinea pig up his ass joke?? Not one? Really?


No, because it was Jerry Penacoli, with a hamster.

xoxoxoBruce 09-04-2008 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by dar512 (Post 480843)
Probably didn't occur to people because the story refers to hamsters.

Guinea pigs are quite a bit larger.

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 481086)
No, because it was Jerry Penacoli, with a hamster.

No no no, it was a Gerbil, folks.
That's why I invented the "Gerbil Jerk", to avoid tragic endings.

BrianR 09-04-2008 11:54 PM

I thought it was a gerbil also...

dar512 09-05-2008 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 481111)
No no no, it was a Gerbil, folks.

Urban legends tend to morph as they travel. I suspect the details of the story depend on where and when you heard it.

There are about 39,000 google entries for gere and gerbil. About 72,000 for gere and hamster. You could probably plot a US map of who heard what story - like the map of what people call carbonated drinks.

There's probably a graduate project in social science in there somewhere.

HungLikeJesus 09-05-2008 09:47 AM

I thought it was a pineapple.

Sundae 09-05-2008 10:07 AM

No, that's Mau Mau

xoxoxoBruce 09-05-2008 10:20 AM

Pamplemousse!! :D

BrianR 09-05-2008 07:16 PM

<snicker> the pineapple comment reminded me of a joke I played on some gay guys at a vending fair...

They had very large, er, sex toys for sale and the size amazed almost everyone. At one point, I slipped off to the supermarket, bought a pineapple and brought it back to our table, which was close to theirs. I sneaked one of their price tags off, put it on the fruit, and secreted the pineapple on their shelf. The looks on people's faces were priceless, as well as the fact that it took them two hours to spot the plant.


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