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Flint 08-07-2008 01:11 PM
The dolphin/shark thing.
 
Can somebody post a link to the thread where this happened? At least tell me the story.

lookout123 08-07-2008 01:14 PM
Ever heard of the search function? Lazy Ass

Flint 08-07-2008 01:16 PM
Thanks so much! That answered all my questions. [/thread]

Shawnee123 08-07-2008 01:16 PM
I bet search won't find "the shark/dolpin thing." I'll try.

Flint 08-07-2008 01:16 PM
:::ahem::: [/thread]

Shawnee123 08-07-2008 01:20 PM
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Look at the post times, butthead.

This search yielded these results:

HungLikeJesus 08-07-2008 01:27 PM
From the Tip Mug quote:
Quote:
I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fisherman caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy - something like that.
- Deep Thoughts

Shawnee123 08-07-2008 01:38 PM
"Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see."
--Jack Handey

barefoot serpent 08-07-2008 01:56 PM
it is easier for a shark to pass through the eye of a needle than a dolphin entering the Kingdome of Heav... umm... Seattle

Griff 08-07-2008 01:58 PM
You are all in violation of the first rule.

lookout123 08-07-2008 02:01 PM
treat others as you'd like to be treated?

Flint 08-07-2008 02:02 PM
I thought it was prostitution.

Shawnee123 08-07-2008 02:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 474639)
treat others as you'd like to be treated?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flint (Post 474640)
I thought it was prostitution.
That's the Golden Hooker Rule.

lookout123 08-07-2008 02:03 PM
well, hell. i'd like to be paid for sex, but i don't think paying someone for the nookie will result in others paying me, so i'm not sure if the rule applies there flint.

barefoot serpent 08-07-2008 02:04 PM
that's the first profession

professor.

Flint 08-07-2008 02:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by barefoot serpent (Post 474643)
that's the first profession

professor.
Profession is 99% perspiration, but never let them see you sweat.

barefoot serpent 08-07-2008 02:41 PM
sharkskin doesn't have pores; I'm not sure about dolphskin

lumberjim 08-07-2008 04:28 PM
http://www.surfshooter.com/Dolphin-surfer.jpg

lumberjim 08-07-2008 04:30 PM
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=4020

Flint 08-07-2008 08:47 PM
ha ha ha
Quote:
What's your degree in? Where did you get it, the University of Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
And then he coins the phrase mental midgets.
Quote:
Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 474679)
could this be the source of tw's calling card?
I think so. Funny how that's the real hidden treasure in this thread of mythical proportions.

I was surprised it was only three pages.

Thanks for the link.

Undertoad 08-07-2008 08:58 PM
No, no, this was tw's first use and it was two years earlier.

jinx 08-07-2008 09:04 PM
Here's another thread, that has links to other threads.

Aliantha 08-07-2008 09:58 PM
I thought the dolphin shark thing was people taking the piss out of me because of something I said about a pic Bruce posted once. I'm sure he remembers which thread it was in, but I can't.

It's nice to know that I'm actually not that important.

HungLikeJesus 08-08-2008 12:08 AM
That's not true. You're important to somebody.

xoxoxoBruce 08-08-2008 01:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 474726)
I'm sure he remembers which thread it was in, but I can't.
I haven't the foggiest. :confused:

TheMercenary 08-08-2008 08:04 AM
Still no one has asked the obvious question.

At what speed would a dolphin, compared to a shark, be able to launch from a standing start off a treadmill? Who would be faster? I think the answer is obvious.

Aliantha 08-08-2008 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 474766)
I haven't the foggiest. :confused:
Oh well, doesn't matter then does it. Besides, apparently it's not my fault anyway. :)

Flint 08-08-2008 04:38 PM
It's a Sharlphin...or a Dolphark.

NoBoxes 08-09-2008 04:04 AM
Does this thread have a porpoise?

xoxoxoBruce 08-09-2008 10:02 AM
Don't be snarky.

SteveDallas 08-09-2008 01:47 PM
Bruce.... surely you meant "sharky."

DucksNuts 08-10-2008 09:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 474604)
Ever heard of the search function? Lazy Ass
Oh.my.fucking.god.....you soooooo just broke my heart.

You know I hate you now and will never do rude things to you...evah!

DucksNuts 08-10-2008 09:16 PM
Wasnt it a sandcastle or something?

Aliantha 08-11-2008 01:48 AM
Yes, I'm pretty sure there was sand involved. ;)

btw, I missed you around here...but it's not like I haven't spoken to you, so I don't think you should think no one missed you.

DucksNuts 08-11-2008 05:28 AM
thanks luv :)

lookout123 08-11-2008 11:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 475350)
Oh.my.fucking.god.....you soooooo just broke my heart.

You know I hate you now and will never do rude things to you...evah!
wh wha wahwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH! i meant you no harm... come back my lust! don't take away the rude things. ;)

DucksNuts 08-11-2008 07:21 PM
yeah ok....rude things are back.

Im so easy

Aliantha 08-12-2008 02:56 AM
No, you're just 'popular'. :D

LabRat 08-12-2008 09:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jinx (Post 474722)
Here's another thread, that has links to other threads.
:D For jinx:

jinx 08-13-2008 11:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LabRat (Post 475644)
:D For jinx:
That's perfect LR. :D

BigV 08-14-2008 09:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 475537)
yeah ok....rude things are back.

Im so easy
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 475602)
No, you're just 'popular'. :D
Question:

Which is truer:

It's easy to be popular.

It's popular to be easy.

Aliantha 08-14-2008 05:17 PM
It's popular to be easy.

eta: and around here, you're much more popular if you're easy.


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