Jesus Cat
 

Now I've heard everything: these people see Jesus in their cat's fur. This is worse than potato chips.

Well, it is South Bend.

As in "going around the bend?"

Well do like everyone else and sell the pussy on ebay. Some whacko will buy it for a couple grand.

fixed it for ya.

I got the link abour Rember.
Am I just going senile?

First thought - the scientists in the clip are testing my hair colour (I wish they had!)
Second - Dr Wischik is from the Univeristy of Aberdeen. He has a weird hybrid accent that could be UK, US or even Aus. I assume there's an Aberdeen in the US, because the one thing he doesn't sound is Scottish!

I'm still waiting for the day when someone sees Jesus in their toilet after a terrible bout of diarrhea.

Shawnee...you keep us posted, okay?

This happened last night, but I couldn't find the camera to take a picture.

I think it might be under the bed. :D

meet Cheesus

http://www.necn.com/Boston/Nation/Wo...217357256.html

just looking for the couple who saw Jesus in their baby's ultrasound (story on the radio this morning, but apparently there are many, not sure either of these are the ones I heard of this morning:





gives you something to aim for, eh, Ali? I think seeing Undertoad or Lumberjim might be most fitting... :lol: or maybe SG for a more peaceful life....

I think I'll just look for my baby in the ultrasound.

I was very relived when I realised you meant the camera.
I admit I'd probably sleep for nine months if you made sure I got some wine now and then. LJ would kick. And give you terrible acid reflux.

He's everywhere, all right!

Then, you have the woman selling fish stick crosses on e-bay. Don't know how that auction turned out. For pete's sake, you buy a box of fish sticks, and true to their name, they stick together.

The article has too many funny things to even know where to start, so I'll start with this one:

"I went to cook them one day and I poured them out into the pan and there were three kind of fused together in a way that made three mini crosses, and the way they fell on the pan it looked just like the hill where Jesus was crucified," said Landis.

Huh?

Leave to Ohio. :rolleyes:

[Vader]The stoopid is strong with this one...[/Vader]

Seriously...

WTF is missing in someone's life/mind that it takes so little to fill it?

You guys need to police yourselves if you want to be taken seriously.

The internet is the world's greatest force multiplier when it comes to magnifying the stupid in a person.

:eyebrow: :unsure:

OMG, was someone hoping to be taken seriously? Anyway, I was hoping someone could troubleshoot me. :p

Don't worry.
This thread is actually a result of someone calling the Cellar police.
Officer Shawnee responded to a distress call that there weren't enough stoooopid religious-icons-in-everyday-objects posts in the vicinity. And a dangerously low level of fishstick pictures.

I think she handled the situation brilliantly, and I for one will attend the ceremony when she receives the medal she deserves. And I'll wear a hat too.

As you were Officer, you're doing a great job.
Moar pleez.

I like the combination of Jebus and cats btw. It sounds like something that would come together on those decorative plates that old ladies buy. Perhaps A Life Of Christ in Cats would be a valuable addition to this thread? Or Jesus' Great Cat Parables - starting with the loaves and the fishsticks (cat in background snarfing down 5 baskets of scraps).

And then there's...

Now that made me laugh.

Twice.

Brian's going to hell.

You took the words right out of my keyboard!

Yeah Yeah Yeah... I know!

Got my front seat reserved.

Two thumbs up!

Brian, can you save me a seat? I lulzed.

I'll drive.

I laughed and forwarded.