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Nice going, ya foul-mouthed fuckers.:p

http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/blog_cuss

fuck that. that motherfucking scale is full of shit. We would never say Fuck. We would never fucking say that shit!

Fucking slackers at those other sites I say. Cocks.

Holy fuckity fucking fuck! I say fuck the fucking fuckers.

If there was a 'best' swear, it would have to be fuck. All bar one of the posts previous to this one have it.

But I say why limit yourself to fuck? Why not expand your horizons and throw in the odd arsehole or cocksucker? What about bitching whores? They're going to feel left out if you bastards don't remember them too.

I'm hardly going to lose any sleep over what a bunch of stupid fucking cunts with sticks up their twats think of this website.

Then again if it's by page, this page doesn't even fucking count. We'll have to go and spread the pissing news on every bloody page to inprove our shitty score.

Except IoTD of course :angel:

What a coincidence. I've been thinking about starting a swearing thread. I don't know how to do it (curse, cuss, swear, etc.), and was going to ask for some advice.

Here goes: Dang!

How was that?

Pretty shitty start there HLJ. What kind of pussy are you? Swear like the motherfucker you wanna be.
Try it again.

13.6 seems pretty damned low.

36% MORE than other websites!

Oh Steve, I'm sorry.
You're never gonna make it as a mother-fucking bastard cunt marketer.

Cock! Cock! Jism, grandma, cock!

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 470404)

What a coincidence. I've been thinking about starting a swearing thread. I don't know how to do it (curse, cuss, swear, etc.), and was going to ask for some advice.

If you are going to start a swearing thread be sure to invite Mr. Parker to the party!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 470426)

Oh Steve, I'm sorry.
You're never gonna make it as a mother-fucking bastard cunt marketer.

That's the nicest thing anybody's said about me in some time! :D

wait
lets all
change our sigs
to include cussing
and THEN re-do the thing
80+% baby.

great futher mucking idea!

Meh. Started a rude response. Got bored.
IRL I can eff and blind with the best of them - but only when I'm angry and usually under my breath.

Anyway -the reason we can't curse in our sigs is it would make the whole site NSFW. Not fair on those who post from work. Or even those who read & enjoy from work and don't post.

Ya cunt.

What the FUCK , I go away for the fucking week end and you silly Fuckers start fucking fucking around with fucking cussing !!!!
I meen Seriously . WHAT THE FUCK !!!!

Cussing sigs are cool! --------v

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetwater (Post 470429)

If you are going to start a swearing thread be sure to invite Mr. Parker to the party!

Jean Shepard is one of my favorite writers. "Phantom of the open hearth" was also great.

Quote:

Early in his tenure at WOR, he and his listeners decided to play a prank on the New York Times best-seller list; he suggested that they go to bookstores around the city and start asking for a book that didn't even exist; the listeners suggested the title (I, Libertine!), an author name (Frederick Ewing), and even gave this fictitious author a fairly detailed biography (former British civil servant, lived in South Africa, spoke on the BBC about 18th-century erotica, was married to Marjorie "a horsewoman from the North Country"). As his radio listeners included airline pilots who traveled overseas and press agents who fed information to leading gossip columnists in the city, The phony book and its phony author were soon a hot topic in transatlantic publishing circles, appearing on best-seller lists, getting mentioned in Earl Wilson's syndicated gossip column, and even getting Banned in Boston. Finally, one of his listeners, a reporter for the Wall Street Journal persuaded him that it was time to let the rest of the world in on the joke - by then, the book was such a big deal that Ballantine Publishing asked Shepherd to actually write a book called I, Libertine!, and with the help of science-fiction writer Theodore Sturgeon, he did. Needless to say, the Times didn't take kindly to having been fooled, and when they reviewed the book, they implied that Shepherd had misled his fans into asking for the book, when in fact the listeners were part of the hoax from the very beginning.