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Seven words at a time story starring LJ
Lumberjim laughed. He stood naked at the
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gas station crapper wishing for shoes. "Sorry
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about the mess. I'll get a towel."
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"No no no no! Please don't!" said
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Clodfobble, Brianna, SundaeGirl, Cicero, DucksNuts, jinx and
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the janitor.We'll mop it up. "Gag!"
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Jinx commented, "we dint have no corn?",
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But they secretly loved it, and wanted
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more...but this time they wanted it
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with sweet, sweet, chocolate chilli pie. If
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only for the mouth watering aroma, and
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percolative faculties inherent in the milieu of
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the zyxst apricot to fall from the
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mouth of the Venezuelan coat check girl
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Jinx had brought home for his birthday.
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"Mouthing an apricot," he thought. "That means
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the same thing as what that man
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behind the gas station had promised to
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do to him for a few dollars.
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I'll give you gas, wait here while
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I get the camera and goat for
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you and your friend. Who gets the
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leftover apricot?" the man had asked. Lumberjim
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slowly raised his hand, and loudly said -
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"I know someone who swallows those whole!"
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He then timidly looked over to his
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delicious and darling, yet often quite demanding
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sidekick Jinx, who was obviously busy with
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a box of nectarines. "These are even
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plumper than the ones you smuggled in
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, when we last came, in your pants.
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Remember I washed your pants that night?"
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Lumberjim smiled, fondly recalling the moment when
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Jinx said, "I love these nuts, they're
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very kiwi fruit like...firm, fuzzy and
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green inside? That's when it all began
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to go horribly, horribly wrong. Jinx wondered
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"what the? I don't remember this third
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baseman. He must have been traded for
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a tree frog and half an apple
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or some other fruit that could fit
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with the fall color scheme she had
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for the plethora of rashes he often
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found in his nether regions when he
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traveled down south to those nether regions.
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The orchards were always so bright! Just
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remember to bring the lotion to soothe
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that plethora of rashes which constantly and
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painfully ravages your ass crack. You have...
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two types of lotion to choose from:
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lavender jasmine mint or pine spearmint bubblegum.
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People say the former is more soothing,
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if you're into that sort of thing.
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"That most definitely is my bag baby."
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Said Austin Powers, stepping out from behind
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Lumberjim and wiping off his hands. He
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had a Tshirt on that said: SteveDallas
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Is A Man, Baby! So very fashionable.
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Suddenly he froze in place with his
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cold hands down his pants, and shouted
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