That guy on the plane
 

Ever met that guy on the plane?
Who is dressed super nice? Has shoes that reflect like a mirror? Has the newest Blackberry?
And that likes to spill his story to you, free of you asking or even interested? And you realize wow.

I'm kind of glad I'm not him.

We have the technology to eliminate the need for that guy to be on that plane, all lonely in his fancy clothes. And it may be something as stupid as rising fuel costs that encourage the business community to start using the technology that is available. Why the hell do people need to fly all over the world anymore? Sure, you want to make eye contact and get a firm handshake before you close that deal, but we won't be able to afford that forever. Better start getting used to it.

Don't you know there is a solution to that problem. Its called an Ipod. While he is stil starting the tale you care naught about... you simply smile as you put your earbuds in place and nod as he continues, humming softly....

I have found yawning, scratching my nads a little too long and looking him straight in the eye whilst doing so stops all conversation very quickly. If I ever find myself in the situation where he leans in closer and starts a husky whisper, then I will proudly announce Valtrex has nothing for what I got, and say rubbers are for woosies!

That guy on the plane can kick your ass.

Be careful, he may be Chuck Norris.

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That guy on the plane can buy and sell you 10x before lunch.

That guy on the Plane can give your wife multiple orgasms.

That guy on the plane is really a snake.

a snake on a muthafuckin plane????

That guy on the plane is your neighbour.

That guy on the plane isn't a guy.

That guy on the plane gave me a rash!

That guy on the plane uses too much hair product.

You shouldn't get that friendly with that guy on the plane, Shawnee.

That guy on the plane isn't a doctor; he just plays one on TV.

That guy on the plane is Sundae Girl's craigslist hookup.

That guy on the plane is...HEY, it's HungLikeJesus! (high fives!) ;)

That guy on the plane is just a lonely person, traveling from one job assignment to another, looking for a little milk of human kindness - and none of you will make an effort to understand and comfort me, ahh, I mean him.

That guy on the plane is going to cry himself to sleep again tonight.

Awww, here ya go:

MMmmmmmmooooOOOOO

Oh, look, it's Madonna.

Are those to make her breasts bigger? That picture reminds me of a recent post in the WTF NSW thread (which I'm too lazy to look for).

If they make your breasts bigger, you've got the batteries in backwards.

I thought they were silicone pumps.

That guy on the plane spread HIV.

That guy on the plane was so busy being 80s guy that he forgot to cure his bone-itis.

That guy on the plane has horrible breath, but nobody will tell him.

That guy on the plane has some model cars your kids can't play with.

That guy on the plane has deeply, deeply held convictions about proper technique for wine tasting.

The guy on the plane is spreading the human infectious form of bird flu.

That guy on the plane has feelings, you know.

That guy on the plane sell Kirby Vacuums and delivers Pizza for a living.

That guy on the plane is you and me.

That guy on the plane sold his airline stocks in the early months of 1991.