You're all Fired!
 

Clean out your desks. Give your keys and badges to the receptionist on your way out.

I knew I couldn't keep this ruse going forever.

Fired on a Monday. Sounds GREAT to me!:D
I left a job (voluntarily) at a psyche hospital and they made me give up my ward keys. I just know that someday I will wish I still had them.

but I still have vacation time coming

You must be mistaken. You work for me.

Or at least you did, up until a moment ago.

This is confusing...now, who do I get my severance from?

What about my 4:30 doctors appt? can I still leave early for that?

You can't fire me -- I quit!

I was just staying here for old times sake. I made more money at scientistsgonewild.com anyway.


nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!:p

The subject of hot, smart girls is actually being discussed at this very moment...

I had wondered why my paychecks stopped coming 6 months ago...

We like to let these things sort of work themselves out...

drop the red stapler, flint

Damn! You beat me to the red stapler comment.

Whoo hoo.

I'm going back to bed. I'll start working on my plan for world domination tomorrow, after I file for unemployment.

I wouldn't try to start your car when you leave if I were you, Jim.

(crying) is it because you found out my real name? (crying)

(sobbing)

(wailing)

Anyone for a drink?

I could set this building on fire...

Badges?

We don't need no stinkin' badges!

Oh, thank god. I was gonna tell you today that I'm starting my new career as a Madam and that you could take this job and...kinda shove it. Ya know?

good point.


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Jim, why the security detail? you KNOW I'm leaving!!

The big axe scene from Broadcast News:

[after Paul fires one of his workers]
Paul Moore: Now, if there's anything I can do for you...
Employee: Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon.

If I'm fired, why the hell am I still getting "how do I install the software for my Crackberry" calls?

Cool. You go shopping for the company before work tomorrow then. You haul fruit, fruit juice, water and nuts back from the supermarket for your meeting. Suits me.

I'll just pound the streets looking for my cat instead.

Oh, unless I just got sacked from my bar job. In which case can I do some grovelling? I really needed the extra shift this Friday...

Fire Me ??!!
Cool I was needing some time off ,
the weather is getting warm and I think i will go hang out at the river , fish , float , drink beer , Oogle the drunk semi naked collage girls for about a week to clear my head .
I'll will NOT be available for tech support calls .
But after a week or so when you call groveling , IF the raise and bennies are GOOD enough I MAY consider comeing back to work for you ,
IF I havent taken another job by then .

Hey what's funny is, you never actually hired me specifically, I just kind of started showing up and collecting checks.

When I asked for a badge you just gave me one without question.....

So I guess you don't care now about all that do ya?
:)
Let's let bygones be bygones mmm'kay?

You can't fire me. Cellar slaves have to be sold.

Yeah, fire this, tough guy.

:: obscene gesture::

I dont care anyways, coz you are a Kuuntavah Boss anyways

you really want me to down tools? right now? :bj2:

fine.

have it your way :jagoff:

Screw you, I quit!

Receptionist? You fired her too.

I'm taking my coffee pot! oh AND my hazelnut creamer. Let's see how you feel about that tomorrow!

skyshidhe can be so evil. :evil2:

Now see what you've done?!? :headshake

There must be a special hell for bosses like you.



:rolleyes:

I haven't been doing anything here anyway. But I'll expect my checks to continue.

hehe Bri did you slurr? I either belong to the Salish-Shidhe council or you think I'm shitty and it was a slip.

...so then we are full circle. Did you slurr? :)

@ shawnee.

I was going to block all future donut dunkin donut deliveries as well.

Oh, the humanity!

:)

Nope, still here.
Waiting to see if it's a trick. Like they did when Stalin died.

See, I was hoping for some begging and pleading from the ladies...

from cellar women?? wishful thinkin - They'd sooner kick you in the cunt than beg or plead. Let him have it ladies....

not blooming likely. you don't get any after a move like that.

mind you, I heard cicero had started reinstating people........

I didn't mean that literally monster - I meant.... oh nevermind

BTW - could you ask her if I'm eligible for reinstatement? I really need the insurance with 3 kids and all.

sky--it was a mistake! I'm so sorry :blush:

suuuure;)

*teasing* even me with my poor phonetic spelling picked up that one. sky-shid-he. Now say it really fast. hehe

actually it's funny. this time :p

lol! I thought you were all reinstated without your knowledge...oh well. Welcome back (you work for me now). And you are all still on report.
;)