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lumberjim

05-10-2008 10:34 PM

If you were Gay.....

sorry Sheldon, and other rainbow warriors.....

If you were gay, and had to pick a dwellar or celebrity to be gay with.......

who?

classicman

05-10-2008 10:38 PM

What??? no pole, I mean poll...

lumberjim

05-10-2008 10:41 PM

lol

i always offend someone by leaving them out....I learn

classicman

05-10-2008 10:43 PM

\o/

Elspode

05-10-2008 10:45 PM

If I was gay, I would *so* want to do me.

Cloud

05-10-2008 10:45 PM

who says I'm not?

lumberjim

05-10-2008 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 452702)

If I was gay, I would *so* want to do me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by david lee roth

:

I wish I was you, so I could make love to ME.

Dingleschmutz

05-10-2008 10:58 PM

If I were gay, I'd be a lesbian... So I'll go with Jessica Alba.

elSicomoro

05-10-2008 11:08 PM

I'm already a lesbian, so that makes me...straight now?

Ibby	05-11-2008 02:38 AM

Alex effing McKee.

http://muchlikefalling.deviantart.com

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs27/300...ikefalling.png

http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs17/f/20...ikefalling.png

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs20/f/20...ikefalling.png

http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs14/f/20...ikefalling.png

http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs15/f/20...ikefalling.png

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs27/f/20...ikefalling.png

Mmmm, I love him.
He'd be the one, if I were g... wait a sec...

Sundae

05-11-2008 05:26 AM

Just laughing a little at the hair.
I wonder does he ever come in complaining that the wind has messed up his 'do?

If I was a gay there are too many Cellar ladies I'd be hot for, so I'm not even going to list them.
Jessica Stephenson celebrity wise.

DanaC

05-11-2008 05:31 AM

Since we're supposed to choose dwellars.....I'd have to take a bus to Hebden with me old mucker Sundae Girl :)

Trilby

05-11-2008 08:32 AM

me,too. Sundae.

Cloud

05-11-2008 10:04 AM

geez, Ibram--we get the point!

I would not pick skinny girls. I like 'em rounded and fuckable.

Cicero

05-11-2008 10:34 AM

Too many cellar ladies to choose from!!! Oh yea, I'm gay for case. :)
That 's uuuh one pretty boy you have there Ibby...maybe even too pretty for me ...

Urbane Guerrilla

05-11-2008 04:22 PM

Hmm... so far, I'd exclude both radar and tw as emotionally very unsuitable. They've been tested, and the results say, "Don't." (Considering mumble, fading...)

BrianR

05-11-2008 06:52 PM

Androgeny gives me the willies...

Giant Salamander

05-11-2008 06:58 PM

Actually, I'd really enjoy experimenting with a hot black chick.

Also, dito to BrianR.

monster

05-12-2008 08:40 AM

I think Ib is hoping to get the willies from the sheboy too....

Sheldonrs

05-12-2008 08:58 AM

What makes you think I HAVEN'T had the dwellers here? ;)

As for celebrity sex. Matt Damon. Many times. Many ways.

Trilby

05-12-2008 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 452937)

As for celebrity sex. Matt Damon. Many times. Many ways.

Oh, who hasn't fucked Matt Damon?

SteveDallas

05-12-2008 09:05 AM

Wait, Sheldon, wouldn't you have to pick a woman for purposes of this poll?

monster

05-12-2008 09:10 AM

yeah, a nice Jewish girl.

This poll is sponsored by Sheldon's mom

Sheldonrs

05-12-2008 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 452941)

Wait, Sheldon, wouldn't you have to pick a woman for purposes of this poll?

In that case Sandra Bullock. With a strap-on.

Monster:

It can either be a nice girl OR a jewish girl. "Nice, Jewish girls" is an urban myth. :-)

SteveDallas

05-12-2008 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 452952)

In that case Sandra Bullock. With a strap-on.

No, I meant. . . . oh, nevermind. :cool:

Cicero

05-12-2008 06:45 PM

:lol:
Monster!! or is it Ibby's mom?

kerosene

05-12-2008 08:57 PM

Labrat, of course...and Cic...at the same time, please?

Iggy	05-12-2008 11:40 PM

Hmmm... There would be lots. jinx, case, sundae girl, labrat, ducksnuts... Cic also has a nice bum, I just don't know what the rest looks like! ;)

We have a lot of cellar hotties. Celebrity-wise, Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba are probably my favorites.

BrianR

05-13-2008 04:08 PM

If I were gay? Jean Claude van Damme. I know, he's not gay. But what a grand fight it would be!

Cellarite? Wolf has always been secretly in my dreams. Even though she's a girl. In some of her Indian personas I bet she's got a male spirit guide or two. Close enough.

Brian

Dingleschmutz

05-13-2008 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 452952)

It can either be a nice girl OR a jewish girl. "Nice, Jewish girls" is an urban myth. :-)

I'd fuck the shit out of Natalie Portman...

But OK, if I have to be halfway serious in this conversation, I'd pick Cristiano Ronaldo. He looks like a bitch, he acts like one, and the violence of thrusting it into his ass would undoubteldy get me off. I hope he dies. There's my vote.

DucksNuts

05-13-2008 10:10 PM

Jessica Alba, Drew Barrymore and Pink...possibly all at once

DucksNuts

05-13-2008 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz (Post 453412)

I'd fuck the shit out of Natalie Portman...

Sooo, you like the brown?

Dingleschmutz

05-14-2008 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 453419)

Sooo, you like the brown?

Oh fuck me, yes...

Off the top of my (drunk as shit) head...

Jessica Alba...
Natalie Portman
Claire Forlani
Anne Hathaway
Keira Knightley
Ellen Page
That French bitch from Braveheart...

Shawnee123

05-14-2008 08:12 AM

If I were the gay?

Uma Thurman
Lara Logan
Charlize Theron
Maria Sharapova

What's with all the blonds? Interesting!

Sheldonrs

05-15-2008 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz (Post 453412)

...But OK, if I have to be halfway serious in this conversation, I'd pick Cristiano Ronaldo. He looks like a bitch, he acts like one, and the violence of thrusting it into his ass would undoubteldy get me off. I hope he dies. There's my vote.

And they say true romance is dead. :lovers: :sheep:

Trilby

05-15-2008 10:36 AM

sheldon--you are destroying America.

;)

BigV	05-15-2008 11:14 AM

If you were gay...

You might want to be in California. In about an hour.

Quote:

California high court set to rule on same-sex marriage case

From Bill Mears, CNN Senior Producer

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A ruling on whether California should legalize same-sex marriage is expected Thursday from the state's Supreme Court.
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California's Supreme Court is expected to rule Thursday on whether to legalize same-sex marriage.

The decision will be announced about 10 a.m. (1 p.m. ET), according to the court's Web site.

BigV	05-15-2008 12:46 PM

Update

California's Supreme Court overturns ban on gay marriage.

Quote:

California's Supreme Court today struck down the state's statutory ban on same-sex marriage, finding the state's constitution "properly must be interpreted to guarantee this basic civil right to all Californians, whether gay or heterosexual, and to same-sex couples as well as to opposite-sex couples."

In a 4-3 ruling, the majority - with a 121-page opinion authored by Chief Justice Ronald George, joined by associate justices Joyce Kennard, Kathryn Werdegar and Carlos Moreno - found the fact that California law assigns a different name for the official family relationship of same-sex couples compared with the name for the official family relationship of opposite-sex couples "raises constitutional concerns not only under the state constitutional right to marry, but also under the state constitutional equal protection clause."

"(T)he differential treatment at issue impinges upon a same-sex couple's fundamental interest in having their family relationship accorded the same respect and dignity enjoyed by an opposite-sex couple," George wrote.

Wow.

Next stop, the United States Supreme Court.

Sheldonrs

05-16-2008 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 453892)

sheldon--you are destroying America.

;)

One BJ at a time. ;)

Sheldonrs

05-16-2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 453966)

Update
California's Supreme Court overturns ban on gay marriage.
Wow.
Next stop, the United States Supreme Court.

I don't think anyone on the supreme court wants to marry eachother, gay or straight. lol!!!

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