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xoxoxoBruce 05-05-2008 11:07 PM

May 6, 2008: China Sub Base
 
Someone, other than the US Government, has been following the construction of this underground Chinese Nuclear Submarine base, on the island of Hainan.
They have done this with Quickbird Satellite images, commercially available from DigitalGlobe.
http://cellar.org/2008/chinasubs.jpg

lumberjim 05-05-2008 11:17 PM

http://www.exit109.com/%7Ehubcity/PpG_Base.jpg

lumberjim 05-05-2008 11:19 PM

you're gonna bring the chinese down on us bruce! wtf! they're gonna activate the mind control chips in all of the little trinkets we have in our junk drawers and center consoles! oh...man....

xoxoxoBruce 05-05-2008 11:31 PM

What do you mean we, walmart shopper? :p

lumberjim 05-05-2008 11:53 PM

...but they have such good prices...and they're open 24 hours...and they're 3 minutes away.....

SPUCK 05-06-2008 03:54 AM

But the feel so substantial.. And heavy. Like lead.

sweetwater 05-06-2008 10:38 AM

This news is a bit worrisome. I wish I could pinpoint my exact reason for feeling so.

xoxoxoBruce 05-06-2008 10:14 PM

I keep wondering who's watching the Chinese Navy Base, besides our government... and why?

Elspode 05-06-2008 10:51 PM

They've got an underground sub base? Wait until James Bond finds out about this. Their asses are *so* kicked.

newtimer 05-07-2008 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 451634)
They've got an underground sub base? Wait until James Bond finds out about this. Their asses are *so* kicked.

...but only if one of their research scientists is an attractive, single woman who is starting to have second thoughts about her patriotism.

spudcon 05-07-2008 07:44 AM

..but only if one of their research scientists is an attractive, HORNY single woman who is starting to have second thoughts about her patriotism.

Elspode 05-07-2008 08:46 AM

Actually, it will start out that she sleeps with him in order to gain his trust so he won't know she's an officer of the Chinese Army, but his tremendous spy wang will convert her to the cause of Right on waves of multiple orgasms.

dar512 05-07-2008 08:55 AM

Els, I think you should consider writing bodice rippers.

Remember who gave you the tip when you're rich and famous.

Pie 05-07-2008 04:12 PM

We'll have a line of Cellar women waiting to help him with ...Research.

TheMercenary 05-07-2008 05:17 PM

Reminds me of the Russian underground tunnels for subs on the Black Sea.

darkwing duck 05-07-2008 06:16 PM

Reminds me of the game Battleship.

tw 05-07-2008 10:09 PM

America has always had a secret sub base cut into the bedrock beneath Manhattan. China is only doing what others have already done.

One sub based there was the USS Clam Chowder.

xoxoxoBruce 05-07-2008 10:26 PM

Oh, stop it. :lol2:

newtimer 05-08-2008 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 451674)
... he won't know she's an officer of the Chinese Army, but his tremendous spy wang will convert her ...

No, no, no! You've got it all messed up. The spy's name is Bond. Wang is probably the name of the Chinese officer.

Gravdigr 05-08-2008 07:38 AM

LMAO @ "bodice rippers"!!:lol2:

Mr.Sun 05-10-2008 09:20 AM

Chinese people is very friendly, i lived in China two years

Undertoad 05-10-2008 09:50 AM

In fact you're posting from there now.

Clodfobble 05-10-2008 03:23 PM

Two-year-olds have amazing computer skills these days.

Sundae 05-10-2008 05:54 PM

Ah shoot.
And I thought it was synchronicity that I was saying Hello to Mr Sun in the sky, and Hello to Mr Sun in the Cellar.
I feel violated now.

xoxoxoBruce 05-10-2008 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 452620)
Two-year-olds have amazing computer skills these days.

19. ;)


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