Virtual Maypole
 

. . . and may baskets for all! Happy May Day to everyone!

I sure wish we could reclaim this holiday.

First of May, First of May, outdoor fucking starts today!

My "may basket" came from my boss. It's a cupcake wrapper filled with popcorn and M&M's... WTF?

"It's May, it's May, the merry month of May . . . . ."[/Camelot]

Happy may day...not sure what includes but what the hell...why not?
Reminds me of this one.

I enjoy most phallic symbols and holidays.

Yipee for the cock!

I want my Maypole.

Geez, there's a gnome touching the breakfast mush. That's just creepy.

Most? What are the exceptions?

My favorite has to be the John Hancock grave in Boston. It stopped me and my friend dead in our tracks. We went into hysterics when it actually said on the grave that it was "erected" for his memory.
http://www.huv-photo.com/pics/freedo...om_trail07.jpg

Laughing at gravestones makes baby Jesus cry.

Nah, I'm actually 10 years old, it's cool.

(actually, there aren't any. I just didn't want to sound like a slut. thanks a lot, Steve!)

Always happy to be of service.

ha! I've only ever come across that phrase in Jilly Cooper's Rivals (I think -one of those huge trashy but awesome novels anyway) -where did you come across it?

if we're on phallic erections, here's the water tower just down the road in Ypsilanti....
http://www.emich.edu/walkingtour/images/watertower6.jpg

Mum actually started her email to me this morning, "It's May, it's May, the lusty month of May!" [/also Camelot]

But then again it is my Dad's birthday (the email was to thank me for calling - apparently I was the only sibling to do so and he was made up) so maybe she got some of the joys of spring before breakfast?!

We used to have a client who would call up every May 1 and carol that phrase. I miss it.

I wonder if they got it from Jilly Cooper? I loved that when I first read it. LOLed and everything :D

First of May, First of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
But as usual, it do rain
so off we fucks indoors again.

oooooh, I didn't know the second part!

Biggest Maypole of them all.

http://www.american-architecture.inf...k_Jan_2006.jpg

...and every time you make baby Jesus cry, he kills a kitten.

Officer Howie wants to wish you all a Happy Beltane!

That's not a gnome, that's Marky Maypo.

they're just wiggling those ribbons around--you're supposed to weave them.

I beg to differ. I offer:

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Boy...C11813533.jpeg