My Very Own Personal Jesus
 

I have one.


















what?

I do.

you call this a messageboard?

I've coughed upmore intelligent things...

you guys call yourselves trolls?

LULZ

no edit functions, no sigs, no avs....

abysmal

:headshake

I still can't start my own thread. what gives? :mad:

I had one.
He bled all over my nicest bedding.
I had to ask him to leave.

Shame. I liked what he did with the water into wine.

It'll surprise the hell out of me if vkd is still around tomorrow.

is that a threat?

that's not a very nice welcome...

I'll give you a nice welcome. Fuck you, this is not your home. You don't like it? Don't go away pissed off, just go the fuck away. I'm in a pissed off mood to begin with, and I really don't like your tone of type. Go cough up your intelligent full of yourself bullshit somewhere else then, and leave the members of this board the fuck alone.

Oh, Richard Cranium, have a nice day.

looks like I hit a nerve huh, tinypenisheadman?

:::laughing::: :D

you'll be eaten alive at Troll Kingdom, numbnuts - so I'd advise you to back off now.....

Buster, Joe - just leave it.
It's the same as a Viagra or fake Rolex advert.

let's ignore VD. He'll get bored and go away. If you respond, he only gets happy---now: set phasers on IGNORE.

hey, I came here with the best of intentions, and all I get is this hostility :mad:

somebody recommended I check this board out, but what I find is a pale imitation of the real deal - ie. TK

sorry if that offends you all - perhaps grow thicker skins?

:::choking with laughter:::

Did your Jebus rise out of the waters and did you high five him?

Good idea Bri. Shame his site must suck so bad he's having to whore himself out like a cheap viagra salesman. I don't think that ever works.

yeah, TK sucks so much you don't dare even post there.

I think I've seen enough. Have fun here, Basement Dwellers!

:D

Ok, I won't. In fact I won't even go there.

Ta!

you wouldn't be accepted anyway, NOOB.

TK?

banned him already?

I had my own personal Jesus once, but the sticky stuff that kept his plastic ass on the dashboard dried out and he fell under the seats.

me too: (warning! not safe for homophobes): http://www.smallville.slashdom.net/a...onaljesus.html

This morning as i was reading the main page skimming over post subjects I thought this read,
'My own personal Jeans'


*lopsided grin*

ye olde Cellar rules which you check off when you register

What we promise we must deliver.

I have a particularly low threshold for self-proclaimed trolls. It's like a joke that's not funny anymore.

and I thank you, UT. I thank you.

Wait, you're not talking about the Jesus sex toys are you?

I heard a comedian say once that believing in Jesus was like having an imaginary friend.

Jesus was a real person...he wasn't imaginary. :eyebrow:

yeah but believing that he's still alive and your best buddy...

What DOES a personal Jesus DO?

Your own personal jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone whos there

Feeling unknown
And youre all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
Ill make you a believer

Take second best
Put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You know Im a forgiver

Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith

Your own personal jesus...

Then maybe I don't have one of those.

I usually just light a candle and feel thankful to nothing in particular. God dosn't seem to be swayed either way.

I believe in god only because I want to believe in heaven but a personal one to care about little ole me? nah