Do you enjoy your own brand?
 

This is an issue that has divided nations for centuries. I need you to be 100% honest about this. Take your time and do the necessary research if need be. But, for the love of all that is holy, be honest about this. It's anonymous, and only one choice this time.....it's either yea or nay. just answer the poll question:

Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?

the question should be do you intentionally concentrate them in order to get the maximum smell power

okay you two whichever one didn't vote do it and break the tie

he who voted, dealt it

I'm not sure that I enjoy them. At least not in the way I enjoy a cold beer on a hot day, or going to the cashpoint (ATM) and realising I've been paid.

But I am often in awe of them. And if I'm alone I'm slightly proud of their potency, especially those I classify as Agent Orange.

My son certainly seems to enjoy his.

Men!

I have emptied a room with my gaseous emissions. I am more than willing to share my greatness with the world.:whofart: :fart:

The smell, hell no. The sound that can echo off the walls? That's fun.

everyone is denying it, and yet...it's 7-3 in the voting.....

....very interesting

UT has database-level access. There's no such thing as an anonymous poll.

Can I just say? "Do you enjoy your own hand"?

;)

it would have been a great clone thread. but now it's ruined. good job.

I enjoy mine and I like others to enjoy them.

Duck o-la-range any body ??

Nope. Don't like the smell of 'em, don't like the sound of em. Don't like mine, don't like anyone elses and don't find fart gags funny.

I did one the other day that sounded exactly like someone saying, "Mew!" in a high pitched voice. I laughed so much I made myself cough, and had to call my Mum to make her laugh too.

So I guess I'm saying not only can I tolerate the smell, but I like the sound and find the whole topic very funny indeed.

If they're mine of course - other people's are disgusting.

can't say as I do, but some o' 'em shur feel good. :D

First thing in the morning, loud and obnoxious, feels great, sound funny.

Apparently, James Joyce could recognise his wife's

Not available in Our country SG

Sorry - because it was on YouTube I didn't think about the fact it was an official BBC YouTube post.

A precis:
Related by Donald Sutherland
James Joyce was being interviewed at the end of his life, when he was totally blind. His wife was his nurse, his secretary, his confidante, his muse.
In the course of a fairly intellectual interview, he was asked what he could say about about intimacy.
He replieed, "I would know my wife's fart, in a roomful of farts."

What's not to enjoy?